Hetalia Truth or Dare

by BeyondRabidHitaLietProductions

So basically it's a truth or dare fic, Hetalia style. Not much else we can say. Some chapters might not be T rated but we don't want to rate it anthing else cause its not all that bad.

1. Chapter 1

Yo! It's the psychopath you all know and love Rabid! I'm doing a truth or dare for Hetalia with my buddies HitachiinGirl1(Hita) and BeyindLawlietL or just L or Beyond. Send in some dares or truths. I have some already for this chapter. You can dare anyone, anything, even the hosts, which is us.

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Rabid: "Bring it on!"

Beyond: "Whoo! Go Rabid!"

Hita: "I can't wait! Oh shoot! Rabids getting that scary glint in her eyes."

Rabid: "Kolkolkol~ Alright, lets begin!"

*Rabid snaps her fingers and Russia, China, Japan, Korea, America, England, Italy, Germany, and Canada appear sitting on the floor in a circle*

Canada: "What the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks is going on!"

Russia: "Kolkolkol~ Oh it's Rabid again, da? Kolkolkol~

America: "The hero will save you!"

England: "Shut up, you wanker!"

China: "Aiyaa!"

Italy: "Wah! My pasta's gone!"

Germany: "Italy! Life doesn't revolve around pasta!"

Japan: *Sigh*

Rabid: "We're playing truth or dare. Now man up, before I beat you with my manga! So Russia, truth or dare?"

Russia: "Dare da?"

Rabid: "Go in the rape closet with China for 10 minutes."

Russia: "Come on Yao-Yao!"

*Russia drags China to closet*

China: "No aru!"

*Door shuts*

*Rabid whispers to Beyond and Hita*

Rabid: "Psst, I have cameras in there Rochu DVD's!"

*Nosebleeds*

"Russia and China come out of the closet*

China: "I hate you aru."

Rabid: "I love you too Yao."

Russia: "Canada, truth or dare?"*Russia is tired for obvious reasons*

Canada: "U-Uh, dare?"

Russia: *Smirks* "Do a strip tease to England da?"

Canada: "M-Maple leaf!"

/CAN'T WRITE STRIPS FOR CRAP!/

/Skips/

*Canada puts clothes on embarrassed*

*England is mortified*

Canada: "Sorry England, truth or dare?"

England: "Truth."

Canada: "How many people have you slept with in all, eh?"

England: *Blushes* "Too many to count.."

Rabid: "Haha! England's a player!"

England: *Evil glint in his eyes* Rabid, truth or dare?"

Rabid: "DARE!"

England: "You must swap clothing with Russia, ALL of your clothing, in front of everyone!" *Smirk*

Rabid: *Puts on WTF face*

Russia: *Puts on even bigger WTF face*

Rabid: "Fine! I wont chicken out!"

*Korea pulls out cell & records*

*They switch clothing*

Rabid: "Ya know, I'm keeping this Russia."

*America whistles*

Beyond: "Russia, lucky Rabid wears baggy clothing or you would be screwed."

Russia: "England…. F*** you da?"

Rabid: "Anyway, Korea truth or dare?"

Korea: "Dare, da-ze!"

Rabid: *smirks* "Strip the person to your left."

*Korea stares at China*

China: "Agh! NO ARU!"

Rabid: "Careful what you say China, Russia's coat does have his sink pipe in it."

Korea: "Yeah Aniki!"

*Korea grabs for China's shirt*

China: "Fine aru!"Italy: "Aww, Ve~~ So cute! It reminds me of one of your kinky porn videos Germany!"

*Everyone and Korea and a half naked, China look*

Germany: "I-Italy shut up!"

*China is finally stripped down fully naked*

China: "I hate you more aru!"

Beyond & Hita *Bust out laughing*

*China puts his clothes back on*

Korea: "America, truth or dare da-ze?"

America: "Dare, cause I'm the hero!"

Korea: "French kiss an object for 10 seconds da-ze."

Beyond: "Do I qualify as an object?"

America: "Sorry babe, maybe later."

*grabs random orange*

Hita: "Okay go!"

*French kisses the orange*

Rabid: *Dies of laughter*

Beyond: "Aw man! We have to make a grave for her! I don't wanna!"

Rabid: *Comes back to life* "I love being immortal."

America: "Italy, truth or dare dude?"

Italy: "Ve~ Truth"

America: "Who do you think is the hottest person here?"

Italy: "Ve~ Germany of course!"

*Glomps Germany*

Germany: "G-get off me Italy!"

Hita: "Aw! So cute!"

Italy: "Germany! Truth or dare. Ve~"

Germany: "Truth ja?"

Italy: "Have you ever played a strip game before?"

Germany: *Sigh* "Ja."

Beyond: *Jumps up* "I WAS RIGHT!"

Rabid: "Yeah I know."

Germany: "China, truth or dare?"

China: "Dare aru."

Germany: "Do your best impression of anyone else in the room."

China: "Okay aru."*Makes fake hair curl*

China: "Ve~ Pasta aru! Germany! I can't tie my shoe laces aru! *Grabs random white flags and waves them around*

*China sits back down*

Italy: *Tears up* "Do I sound like that Germany?"

Germany: "Ja."

Italy: "Ve~"

China: "Hita, truth or dare aru?"

Hita: "Dare!"

China: "Dress up in a panda costume and have Korea hug you for the rest of this turn."

Hita: "Cool!"

*Puts on panda costume*

Korea: "Awesome da-ze!"

*Korea runs over & glomps Hita*

Korea: "Claimed in the name of Korea!"

Hita: "Aw! Cute! Beyond, truth or dare?"

Beyond: "Dare please!"

Hita: "Convince America to take off his shirt."

Beyond: "Oh yeah!"

*Puts on puppy dog eyes*

Beyond: "Pwease, hero's do this for innocent citizens. You are a hero right?"

America: "Haha! OF COURSE I AM!"

*Takes off shirt*

*Rabid starts taking pictures*

Hita: "Haha!"

*Puts shirt back on*

Beyond: "NO, DON'T PUT IT BACK ON!"

Hita: "Rabid, you need to get your original clothes now."

Rabid: "No! I said I was keeping these and I meant it!"

Russia: "Don't worry! I have spares da!"

*Goes into other room to change*

*Comes back out*

Russia: "Da! Much better!"

Rabid: "Hey, there's vodka in here!"

*Takes bottle out of coat*

Beyond: "Anyway, Hita get off Korea before Rabid kills you."

Rabid: "Kolkolkol~"

Hita: *Gets off Korea and takes off panda costume*

Korea: "She is cute da-ze!"

*China smacks Korea*

China: "Aiyaa! What AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU ARU!"

Korea: "You know you love me Aniki da-ze!"

*Glomps China*

*China just sits there and takes it*

Russia: "Nyet! China! You love me too da!" *Puppy dog eyes*

*Rabid still taking pictures*

"Aiyaa, yes Russia, I love you too aru."

Russia: "Yay"

*Russia glomps China*

America: "Aw! So cute! England why can't you do that to me!"

England: "Because! I don't like you that way, you wanker!"

America: "Sure, when your drunk your all over me! Don't l;ie! You can't resist me."

England: "Would you kindly…SHUT IT!"

Italy: "I'm luck! Germany does that with me!"

*Rabid, Beyond, and Hita rolling on the floor laughing*

Rabid: "Ah! Funny!"

Hita: "This will be posted on our co-author account, RabidHitachiinProductions."

Beyond: "I will be joining that account by the way. It will now be known as ."

Germany: "Italy, please shut up!"

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Okay well that's it. Send in your truths or dares. Otherwise I won't update it cause its not as fun without readers. I'm not joking send in dares or truths. You get Hetalia plushies of your favorite characters!~ They are invisible by the way.