A:N// I was originally going to draw this, but then I remembered that I have no energy to draw. So I wrote it.

Maylene and Wake- I mean, Crasher Wake were standing and doing nothing of real importance when Cynthia walked up to them.

"Hi, Cynthia," Maylene said.

"Hello, blonde lady," Crasher Wake said.

"Come, friends, we are going on a journey!" Cynthia said.

"Where are we going?" Maylene asked.

"We're going to save some orphans!" Cynthia said.

"Why?" Crasher Wake asked.

"Well, I already saved that orphan boy Lucas, and now there are other poor little orphans out there that need my help to progress through their plot!" Cynthia said.

"Um, I don't think Lucas is actually an orphan," Maylene said. Cynthia ignored her.

"Now come along, we're going to Johto!" Cynthia said.

An hour later, the trio arrived in Celadon City. "Here we are, in Johto!" Cynthia said.

"Actually, this is Celdaon," Maylene said. Cynthia blinked at her. "…Which is in Kanto."

"Oh no! There aren't any orphans in Kanto!" Cynthia gasped. She ran off at the speed of light toward Johto. "I'll save you, orphans!"

"Um…she left," Maylene said. She turned around and noticed that Crasher Wake was gone, too. "Ah! I'm all alone now!"

Maylene sniffled. She had no idea how to get back to Veilstone City and she was all by herself and she wasn't smart enough to go to the police. "What do I do?"

"What's wrong, little girl?" Erika said, walking up to her.

"Oh! Erika! Thank goodness!" Maylene said. "Cynthia went to save orphans and Wake- I mean, Crasher Wake disappeared and I'm all alone!"

"Oh my, that is troubling," Erika said.

"Can I stay with you until Cynthia comes back from saving orphans?" Maylene asked.

"That depends. Are you a lesbian?" Erika asked.

"No…"

"Then you can't," Erika said. "But there's a restaurant that has free food for a contest that will give people heartburn, so you can eat there."

"Um, thank you," Maylene said.

"After it's over, you'll probably starve to death, but I'm sure you'll get better," Erika said. "Bye now!"

Meanwhile, Cynthia made it to Johto when she saw a boy in a backwards cap riding on Arceus. "Hello, orphan boy!" she said.

"I'm not an orphan," Ethan said.

"Of course you are!" Cynthia said. "Since you're an orphan and all, do you need an assistance?"

Ethan thought for a bit. "Well, I got Poké-God here from this sexy boy from Sinnoh, but I dunno what to do with it," he said.

"Well don't worry, little orphan! I'll show you exactly what to do with it!" Cynthia said.

Cynthia brought Ethan to the Ruins of Alph where he adopted a baby Giratina.

"Thank you, boob lady!" Ethan said, walking off with Arceus and Giratina.

"You're welcome, little orphan!" Cynthia said.

Meanwhile back in Celadon City or whatever…

Silver, known by his enemies as BitchyGinger, was walking along when he noticed Maylene sitting and being alone. "What up with you?" he asked.

"I've been abandoned," Maylene sobbed.

"Oh my god, what a coincidence. So have I!" BitchyGinger gasped.

"Really? Maybe we can be abandoned together!" Maylene said.

"Okay, sounds cool or whatever," BitchyGinger said.

So they were.

A:N// Right now, you're probably wondering why you read that.

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Bye, see ya next time!