A/N: Ok, so this idea came to me really late at night, so I just have to get it on here. I was originally going to make it a one-shot but now I think it's going to be a few chapters. Let me know, though, if you want me to go on. I'm still working on no I in team, this is just a little sideline.
Chapter 1: here we go again"Well I did it."
James Wilson, boy wonder oncologist said, striding into House's office.
"You're going to have be a little more specific. I haven't yet perfected my mind reading abilities."
"I asked Mary Ann to marry me."
"Who?"
"The radiologist. The one Cameron set me up with."
"The one with the thick glasses and big feet?"
"They're not big, they're average. Anyway, I asked her."
"Here we go again. And she said…?"
"She said yes! Isn't that great?"
"I'm thrilled for you. And yes, I'll be your best man…again. The only good thing about this is I get to plan another bachelor party. Or whatever you wanna call it."
"I don't think so. Not after last time. I will be planning the bachelor party. Now, where's Cameron? I want to get to her before Mary Ann does."
"She's somewhere doing….something or other. Try the clinic. I may have sent her to do my hours. Or the lab. She likes the lab. The equipment makes her get all teary."
"You're going to be absolutely no help at all, are you?"
"Nope."
Once Wilson had left, House leaned back and started planning yet another kick-ass bachelor party
Cameron was actually in the clinic, which was the first place Wilson tried. She was making notes in a chart when he caught up with her.
"Mary Ann already told me! This is so great! I'm so glad I set you guys up!" She enveloped Wilson in a hug before he could say anything.
"Thanks for that, by the way. She's the best thing that ever happened to me."
"I bet you said that to all your wives," she said with a wry grin.
"I don't recall. But, this time I really mean it. This is going to last forever."
"She asked me to be maid of honor."
"And you said…?"
"I said yes, of course! Big, ugly dresses don't scare me."
Wilson suddenly looked at his watch.
"I'm supposed to meet her for lunch! And I haven't even called my mother yet!"
He took off at a jog down the hallway.
Cameron finished her notes, and went to the conference room, where Foreman and Chase were doing…nothing.
"Shouldn't we have a case or something?" she asked.
"Probably," Chase said, not even glancing up from his crossword.
"Where's House?"
"Planning the bachelor party of the century. He even invited us already," Foreman informed her.
"Somehow, I don't think Wilson's going to go for it." She turned and went into his office without so much as a knock.
"…What do you mean, you're booked?! This is important. This is a multiple failed marriage bachelor party. It's gotta be the ultimate…yea, yea." He hung up and turned to Cameron.
"Gazongas Galore is booked. It's the only decent strip joint in town. Very high class."
Cameron made a disgusted face. "Sounds trashy."
"Shows what you know. Go back out there and knock."
She did so.
"You can't come in. I'm doing top secret guy only business. No girls allowed."
"You're planning a disgusting night of debauchery that Wilson probably doesn't want. It's no secret."
"Well, not anymore, since you opened your big mouth. Get in here then."
She re-entered and closed the door behind her.
"Mary Ann asked me to be maid of honor. I said yes."
"And you're telling me this…why?"
"Because I'm willing to bet you're best man, which means we have to work together to help plan this thing."
"Knock yourself out. I'm busy with my night of debauchery."
"If Wilson doesn't want it, it isn't going to happen."
"You gonna stop me?"
"Please just let Wilson plan his own. He deserves it. I'll do your clinic hours for a month."
"You do those anyway."
"Ok, I won't tell Cuddy who drew mustaches on all the coma patients, as if she couldn't figure it out herself."
"What makes you think you know?"
"Who else could it be? And she did ask me. I told her I didn't see anything but that I thought you were up on the roof at the time."
"Deal. I'll lay off…this time. But next time he gets married, it's all me."
"Fair enough." She left the office to find Wilson and tell him the good news.
A/N: So, more? Please R&R. For anyone reading no I in team, update should be up by wed.