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So…funny way how a muse comes to you…anyway this is a 26 chapter story, as you might have guessed from the title. There will be one chapter for each letter, of the English alphabet.

AN: This in no way has anything to do with the plot of PS, though it does have the OCs.

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Chapter One: A is for Alice

He sighed again, looking to the mess before rubbing a green temple.

He could be playing video games or reading comic books or even skateboarding…but no he was cleaning. He despised the chore, he rather face the foot than get a bottle of cleaner. His assignment meant he had to dust, sweep, and mop, it was annoying him to no en.

"Stupid Leo…stupid mess…" The current victim grumbled to the empty space

Pitching another moldy pizza box into the trash, he thought back to what revenge he would plan.

The youngest male turtle was currently in his room, being ordered there by his eldest brother.

"It looks like a bomb went off" He rolled his eyes at the blue bandanna

"Smells like you got dead bodies stored in there" Raph added

He sighed, there was no way to get out of it

"Whatever"

So he was cleaning his room.

Like any teenager, his room was messy, but he didn't care…it was his room. At least there could be a little excitement, it was so boring. Nothing but his possessions kept him company. It had been an hour and with no clear end to the piles of crap in sight, desperation was creeping into his mind. So it had been a year since he cleaned his room, so what? Or had it been longer than that…he couldn't remember.

Anything would be better, than staying here with nothing to do, it wasn't like he was actually going to do the work. Some sort of excitement…

As if his prayers had been answered, another living being appeared, a turtle. A smile was on her face, he returned it.

"Why are…" His sentence was cut off by her hand against his mouth; she silently put her finger to her mouth. He nodded; the hand was removed as she went to close the door. It was closed, but not before his visitor looked in either direction.

"Sorry" The other turtle spoke, moving a piece of blond hair out of her eyes

"It's fine, why…" Again Michelangelo's sentence was cut off

"Am I here? Funny story about that" His female ego chuckled nervously, baby blue eyes darted towards the door.

He raised an eye ridge in curiosity, "What did you do?"

Alexandra, or as he knew her Alice, didn't respond right away. Her eyes were darting around the room. He knew what she was doing, he had done it many times before, something was up.

Again he asked, "What did you do?"

Her head snapped up to meet his gaze "Oh sorry! I…" Before she could finish the sentence, six voices yelled the same word. The voices combined to form a monster like roar that fiercely echoed anger throughout the lair.

"ALICE!"

She cringed, he chuckled at her expression.

"Hide me?" The pink bandanna asked

"Tell me what you did first" She glared, he smirked

Loud footsteps sounded outside the door, she twitched.

"I put hot sauce in Leo's tea and replaced Jasmine's swords with Styrofoam ones"

A chuckle escaped his mouth; he could just imagine Leo's expression and Jasmine's reaction. She saw he smile and then perked up, forgetting the ones hunting her.

"Then I painted Raph's motorcycle my favorite color and glued Tori's Sais to the floor"

His chuckle turned to a set of giggles; oh he wished he could have been there.

"And finally I blasted Rap music through Don's lab and burned a book in front of Simone"

She smugly smirked, proud of her actions. By this time he was about to roll on the floor, wishing he had been brilliant enough to pull the pranks. When the laughter finally stopped, he wiped away a tear and spoke without fear of the elders.

"Dudette, you kick ass"

Giving her a high five, they didn't notice the door opening.

"Oh, there's going to be an ass kicking alright"

The one known as Alexandra turned to meet six glaring gazes, before darting. The pack of revenge bent turtles followed, he was once again left alone. Squeals of horror reached his ears, he was glad it wasn't him.

But on the other hand, it was good to have her around. He continued his chore with a new spring in his step, thinking of her.

And that's why if you ask Mikey what A stands for, he will automatically reply with the best female he can think of.

Alice.

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Up next is B…which stands for what?

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