SLAYERS JEPORDY

Alex trabek:good evenining ladies and gentlemen and welcome to this weeks installment of anime stars jepordy this week we have 3 very special guests from the popular show Slayers

Alex Trabek: our first guest it the *reads card* the flat chested violent demening slayer of bandits and the nightmare of dragons lina inverse

*a sign appers where appluse that says suck it trabek appers obviously sean connrys work*
* the audience explodes in laughter*

Lina: * seems a tad aggravated but manages to keep her head on stright* is a pleasure to be here alex......

Alex Trabek: *also peeved* our next guest is a swordsmen who tags along with lina as an assumed protector don't let his cunning looks fool you he's as smart as a pound of fish.

Gourry: did you say fish??!! where where???? *whips out a fork and knife toung lolling out of his mouth like a dog*

Alex Trabek: and finally our next guest is known as the beast master Xellos Mitallium

Xellos: thank you alex i am sure we will be haveing fun *smiles and wave to the audience

Alex Trabek: lets the the game started of with our catagories for this half of the game

Alex: our catagories are
cimeras | major spells | swords | brass rackets | monsters | what dose
this taste like?

Alex Trabek: miss lina the board is yours

Lina: all right them i will go with cimeras for 400 alex

Alex Trabek: this is a cure for a human turned in to a chimera.

*beep!*

Alex Trakbek: yyes mr. gabrive

Gourry: uhhh what is bathing in hot fondue!!

Alex Trabek: no i am sorry mr. gabrive thats inncorrect
your infanate stupidity amazeses even me ...
*the too late sound* the answer is...

News anchor: where sorry to inturupt but we have an important news flash
*babbles on for a sec* and now back to our regularly sceduled program

Mean while back at zelgadis's house
Zeldagis: NOOOO!!!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!! STUIPD NEWS!!!! FIRE BALL!!!!
*zels tv is blown to tiny peices of shrapnel*

Alex Trabek: mr. xellos why don't you pick our next catagory

Xellos: okay alex i will take major spells for 200

Alex: mr xellos you have picked our video daily double please watch the screen

* a clip from there anime appers with lina casting what looks like a dragon slave but it's blue and feathery, xellos looks rather confused*

*Beep!*

Xellos: uhh what is chicken slave?

Alex Trabek: i'm sorry the fact that you keep you eyes closed you big twit made it hard for you to see though the stupid discuise over it

*Beep!*

Alex: yes mr. gourry...

Gourry: what is mean chicken slave!!!

Alex: oh my god i thin i am going to cry...
the answer was dragon slave

*the sound stateing the end of the first round is over sounds*

Alex: thats it for our first round of anime stars jepordy we will be back afoter thses messages... god help us all...

THE END
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Mr.me please rivew it kaysies???