authors note
im doing something different than regular show for once
im doing GRAVITY FALLS!
and as i see this idea has never been done before so catch ya on da flip side yo!
dipper was walking threw the woods one day, just goofing off. and out of nowhere he saw an old abandoned conveinent store. so knowing him he decided to check it out. he walked threw the old rusty push doors and got gagged from a spinning cloud of dust. *Cough* *cough*
ughh what the-?, he looked across the counter to see a radio playing the local stations from town square.
I KNOW A SECRET DOWN AT UNCLE TOMS CABIN OH YEAH!
Dipper wasent a big fan of rock music but he got into it as he started head nodding and foot tapping in unison to the songs rythem. He wondered if this place still had power, so he flipped the switch to the lights, and sure enough it started walking around untill he came across the isle that stated BOOSE in big letters. he figured ehh what the hell? ill just do a "taste test" real quick...
Back at the mystery shack, mable was laying on her bed at about half past midnight talking on her phone to grenda.
OHH I KNOOOOOOWWW HE IS SO CUUUUTE! uh huh ya? NO way EEEEEEEEEEEKKKK! She squeeld. oh ok alright well ill talk to you tomarrow. Mable then locked her phone ending the call. Just then none other then dipper flys threw the door of the bedroom. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wwhatssh up sis? dipper then faceplants on the ground.
WOAH WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
Dipper then got up and started babiling like an idiot. HAHAHA i umm was taste testing! Mable wasnt dumb tho, right away she could smell whisky on dippers breath.
Hey dipper? do you mind climbing up this latter?
Dipper just broke out laughing and got to the 2ed step and fell on his ass still laughing. Oh shit! HAHAHAHA!
God damn it dipper.