A/N: Hey everybody! This new story is my ideas of what counseling would be like for the emotionally scarred characters of the Harry Potter series! Enjoy, and don't forget to review!
P.S. - The counselor (who is me) is in italics. The patients (it is a group meeting most of the time) is in bold.
Counseling for the Emotionally Scarred, and Other Random Writings of an Insane Harry Potter Fanfic Writer
Dr. Brie: So, Mr. Potter, why don't you start us off today with expressing your feelings on the epilogue of book 7?
Harry Potter: Ok. Er. I am extremely pleased about the way the events in the epilogue went. I mean, who wouldn't? I got myself a wife, three kids, and my best friends didn't die!
Severus Snape: I have a problem with it Potter!
Dr. Brie: Tell us why you feel this way Severus.
Severus Snape: It's PROFESSOR SNAPE you imbecile! And, you want to know why I FEEL this way? BECAUSE I DIED DAMN YOU! And Saint Potter here, just stood there without even thinking of trying to stop me from DYING! Sits back and pouts
Dr. Brie: Good, Professor, good. Get your feelings out! Shout if you need to! Very good. Oh. What is it Luna?
Luna Lovegood: Well, I just want to say, that I think the epilogue was complete- OOH! A Crumple-Horned Snorkak! Wait, where was I? Oh, yes. I think the epilogue was complete rubbish. I mean, come on! Hermione and Ron? Together? You have to be kidding. He's an IDIOT! She's way too smart for him! She'd end up beating his brains out with a stick a month after they got together! (Sorry to you Hermione/Ron shippers. I can't stand them together. I'm an HGSS fan. And, no Hermione/Snape isn't disgusting one you read a few good fics about it.)
Ron Weasley: HEY! That's not nice! I'm am so, smart! I just don't look like it! Sticks tongue out at Luna
Hermione Granger: RON! Don't be rude. And Luna's right! I can't stand you! We're getting a divorce! (A/N: jumps around doing a happy dance. Yay Hermione!)
Dr. Brie: Well I think that this session should be just about over….
Ron: WHAT! NO! NO ONE IS GOING ANYWHERE!
Brie: Yes, Ron, we are going. Time is up.
Ron: NO!
Brie: YES!
Ron: NOOO!!!
Brie: YES RON WE ARE!
Ron: NO,WE-
Brie: AVADA KEDAVERA!!!! Kills Ron Ok, everyone! I'll see you next week! Bye!
Leaves stunned counseling group in the room