Thought up on 8/8/07

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Team Rocket's motto from Pokemon. I'm not making money off of this; this is purely for my own amusement.

Summary: Sirius and Ron are having Kreacher punish himself for their own amusement. All of a sudden, Harry and Hermione come downstairs to give them a lecture.

Harry and Hermione were in Harry's room at Grimmauld Place, when suddenly, their House Elf Senses were set off.

"Hermione, we must go save that innocent house elf!"

"I agree! Let's go!"

They grabbed their uniforms, then put them on while they were running down the stairs. When they got down there, they saw Sirius and Ron laughing at Kreacher as he punished himself. Harry and Hermione quickly took action, throwing smoke bombs in the room. And then, they began their motto:

"To protect the elves from devastation!"

"To unite all house elves within our nation!"

"To denounce the evils of push and shove!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

"Hermione!"

"Harry!"

"Team House Elf! Helping house elves at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"

"Dobb-uffet!" A/N: You know, as in Dobby Wobbuffet? If you did not get that reference and you are both a Pokemon and Harry Potter fan, shame on you!

The smoke eventually cleared. Sirius and Ron looked at them as if they were crazy, wearing white shirts with red "H's" emblazoned on them, pants for Harry, a skirt for Hermione, black boots, and black gloves. Kreacher looked at them with interest.

Ron eventually came out of his stupor, and said, "What on Earth are you guys wearing?!? And Harry, I never thought you would buy into that SPEW crap! It's ridiculous! And furthermore…"

Ron never got to finish his rant.

While Ron was ranting, Sirius was nodding in agreement. Unbeknownst to them, however, Harry and Hermione's fury was building. They cut Ron off mid-rant by knocking him out, and then did the same to Sirius. When Sirius and Ron woke up, they were smaller than Kreacher.

After the shrinking…

"Bad Sirius! Bad Sirius! Bad Sirius!" "Bad Ron! Bad Ron! Bad Ron!"

Kreacher was temporarily Sirius and Ron's master. They (Ron and Sirius) were currently punishing themselves, with Harry and Hermione grinning with satisfaction.

A/N: I came up with this in the shower about a month ago…I think of the most random things in there…

Sooooo...What do you think?