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I should've been reading something for my English Fiction class and I wrote this instead. Enjoy.

This is for the HTR Song Title Fic Challenge

"That man has got to be one of the hottest on earth."

"I know; there is no way he can take a bad picture."

Elizabeth Swann was sitting in her apartment with her best friend AnaMaria looking through some girly magazines and fantasizing about marrying some famous celebrity. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

"It's open!" Elizabeth shouted.

"Then jus' anyone can walk in. Thas not safe," a man's voice said.

It was followed by two distinct sets of footsteps; one more proper than the other if you could call it that.

"Good afternoon ladies," Will, Elizabeth's fiancé said, taking off his jacket.

His best friend and Ana's secret crush Jack Sparrow entered behind him. Of course Jack had feelings for her as well but the two couldn't be left in one room together for more than five minutes before the arguing and slapping began.

"And what are two such fine ladies such as yourselves doing inside on a day such as this. You could be out shopping or making grown men bow before your mere presence," Jack said.

Both girls and Will rolled their eyes at the same time.

"For your information Sparrow, we were doing a bit of light reading," Ana said as they both lifted their magazines.

"Oh yes very light," Jack said sarcastically before taking a seat between the two. "Come on William, I think there's enough room on me lap."

"Thanks but I think I'll stay here," Will said winking.

"Suit yourself," Jack said. He leaned over and began to look at the magazine on Elizabeth's lap.

"Get your own Jack," she said taking it away.

He pulled her hands back down and laughed as he read. "Eh Will, you'll get a kick out of this. Looks like you've got some competition mate." He grabbed it out of her hands and threw it at Will who began to read.

"Orlando Bloom filming on location in New York City. Look, there's even a picture of him."

The man in the picture was smiling and waving at some fan not in the pic.

"Looks like you've got competition from ol' elf boy."

Will gave Elizabeth a smile and handed it back to her. "Please, I'm a million times better than him and twenty million times sexier."

"I don't know; he's helping to bring SexyBack," Ana said still reading hers.

"Sexy went somewhere and no one told me," Jack said "I thought I was sexy."

"Oh yes Sparrow; you're very sexy. Especially when you're boozing it up and shagging numerous women who shall remain nameless GiselleScarletBecky."

Jack raised his hands and waved them slightly. "Oh, I'm so scared."

"Back to sexy; can he look as hot as me with my lucky bandana? I think not," Will said with a pout.

Elizabeth laughed and went over to him giving him a kiss. "That's right. And there's no way he can kiss me like you do."

"Yeah, there's that too. I mean, how do we really know who he really is. He can walk up to people and be like 'I'm Orlando effing Bloom. Women must worship me and the men will never be like me' and women will still think he's the hottest thing on two legs."

Elizabeth smiled again at him before they began to kiss.

Will suddenly pulled away. "And he doesn't have a body like me either."

"No William Turner, you are definitely the one bringing sexyback."

"Damn right I am."

Jack turned to Ana. "Ready to barf now?"

"You have no idea."

Hope you liked it. Thanks for reading.