A/N: It's dorky, but…deal.
Disclaimer: They are sooooooo not mine.
10 Things I Learned from Star Trek: Voyager
1-If you are friendly, they won't trust you.
2-If they are friendly, run the other way.
3-If it's deadly, horrifying, or supposedly incurably, you can bet Harry caught it first.
4-Anyone in charge can do what they want because they will live to tell about it. You won't.
5-The original plan never works.
6-All the good men are taken, dead, or are not genetically compatible.
7-The shorter the name, the more likely to be the cause of the mischief.
8-Don't panic unless those with darker skin than you do. Then run!
9-The farther away the authority figures, the more you should fear their wrath.
10-Bullies are like the Borg; the leader is the weakest link.
A/N: There we go, now find something stupider.