"Why did I think you'd actually act grown up about this?"
"How's Dorothy?"
"House"
"You're not gay"
"Excuse me?"
"You're not gay, you can't be"
"Why can't I be?"
"You never tried anything with me"
………
"Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm going to jump every guy that's within a foot of me"
"Not every guy, but your best friend?"
"House I'm sorry if this hurts your ridiculously huge ego, but you're just… not my type"
"I've been passed out in front of you, drunk enough that I'd have no memory of it the next day… you weren't even curious?"
"Well if you wouldn't remember it how do you know I haven't?"
"Because you would've broken down and told me"
"Maybe this is what I am doing?"
"Is it?"
"No"
"Interesting"
"What…what are you doing?"
"Testing a theory"
"What theory, get away from me"
"The only reason I can think of that you wouldn't make a move would be because A, your really not attracted to me or B you are attracted to me so there is a chance of some really happening. I'm not safe; you can't just leave me in the morning and act like I never happened"
"Hou-"
…………………..
"Mph"
"Jimmy?"
"Huh...uh?"
"Kissing me is a clear indication for theory B"
"You bastard"
"What!?"
"You knew all along… you're gay??"
"Nope"
"You kissed back! And I hate to break it to you but little Greg seems to disagree"
"Well he only has eye for one man"
"Eye? Oh that's just gross"
"You love it, admit it"
"House"
"Admit it!"
"Fine! I like you"
"Like?"
"I…"
"God you are so sappy"
"You're the one who-"
……………………..
"hm at least there is one way to shut you up. Just say it"
"Fine fine I love you"
………………………..
"Greg?"
"I love you too"
"That's… but you're not gay?"
"Nope, seems to be just you"
"Good"
"Good? "
"Can't have you running off with Chase can we"
"Too late"
"What?! You slept with Chase?"
"God you are gullible"