Truth or Dare?
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Ron, Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Sirius (don't ask) are sitting in the Gryffindor common room. Suddenly, Alicia walks through the portrait hole.
Hermione: ALICIA! Hey!
Harry: Alicia? The one who made me kiss you in-
Ron: *hits Harry with a pillow*
Alicia: Thanks, Ron.
Sirius: ALICIA! My sweetheart! *runs over and kisses her*
Alicia: Hi, Siri! What are you doing here?
Ginny: Don't ask. Looooooooooong story.
Everyone sits around and talks for five minutes, but they soon run out of topics. Then....
Harry: I've got an idea.
Alicia: Do we want to know?
Ron: *hits Alicia with a pillow*
Alicia: Gee. Thanks. Remind me to make you fall in love with Millicent Bulstrode.
Harry: ANYWAYS, I suggest we play a game of Truth or Dare.
Sirius: OOOOH! Goodygoodygoody!
Hermione: I'm game.
Ron: Me too!
Alicia: Sure! But first....*snaps fingers, and Seamus and Lavender appear* To make it an even number of girls to boys.
Ginny: *becomes very giggly at the sight of Seamus*
Seamus: Uh-oh....it's Alicia.....RUN!
Ginny: Seamus, you're gonna stay RIGHT HERE.
Seamus: *becomes starry-eyed* Anything for you, baby!
Alicia: I'm gonna be sick.
Hermione: Me too.
Lavender: Me three.
Ron: Uh, Ginny, is there something going on between you and-
Ginny: *interrupts* Of course there is, dunderhead! *begins muttering* Why does Ron have to be my brother.....
Alicia: Ahem. Truth or Dare, Ginny?
Ginny: *ponders for a moment* Dare.
Alicia: I dare you to Summon Professor Snape's cloak here, and write "GRYFFINDOR RULES!" on the back of it.
Ginny: With pleasure!
Ten minutes later......
Harry: A masterpiece.
Hermione: Brilliant!
Ron: He's gonna kill you.
Ginny: Need he know?
Seamus: Nope.
Lavender: It looks superb.
Ginny: I think I'm done......*holds up a cloak with a flashing pink-and-yellow script reading "GRYFFINDOR RULES!"* Okay, now for the Banishing Charm! *flicks her wand, and the cloak dissappears* Okay. Truth or Dare, Sirius?
Sirius: DARE!
Ginny: I dare you and Alicia to go in the closet for....*checks her watch* Seven minutes.
Alicia: Ginny, I swear on Merlin's grave....
Seamus: UMMMMMMMMMM! UMMMMMMMMM! Alicia SWORE! I'm gonna tell-*is cut off by a bunch of dirty looks*
Sirius: COOL! C'mon, Alicia!
Alicia: *sighs* Continue on....*Sirius pulls her in the closet, and we hear a lock click*
Lavender: Ginny.....that was SO mean..
Ginny: Hehe! I'm sooooooo evil. Ron, why don't you do the asking now.
Ron: Okay. Hermione, Truth or Dare?
Hermione: Truth. There's NO WAY I'm doing a dare now.
Ron: Hmmmm. What did you say to Harry on our quest for the Sorcerer's Stone after I was knocked out?
Hermione: What ROOM? There was the troll, then Snape's rhyme.
Ron: Your goodbyes! *makes a swooning face*
Lavender: *knocks him upside the head with one of those infamous pillows*
Hermione: Thanks. I told him he was a great wizard and friend, and told him to BE CAREFUL!
Ron: Ah. I see.
Hermione: Lavender. Truth or Dare?
Lavender: I'll probably regret this.....but.....DARE!
Hermione: I dare you to French your Ronnikins, in front of us.
Ron: Herm, you're worse than Alicia.
Harry: *hits him with yet ANOTHER pillow*
Hermione: I'm waiting.
Lavender: *leans over in front of Ron.....*
*Jeopardy music begins playing*
Harry: Ah....are they going to come up for air?
Hermione: No clue.....
Ginny: I say we copy. *she and Seamus lip-lock*
Hermione: Oh, what the-*Harry leans over in front of her*
*Alicia and Sirius step out of the closet to find everyone smooching*
Alicia: Okaaaay.....this is why I never leave them alone....
Sirius: I think it's funny.
Alicia: Your godson is right there, Frenching Hermione!
Sirius: Oh. I still think it's funny...*snaps a picture* This'll be a nice little momento.
Alicia: You're pretty mean.
Sirius: I know.
Alicia: Sirius?
Sirius: What?
Alicia: I'm bored.
Sirius: Me too. Truth or Dare?
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Somewhere near the Potions classroom.....
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A/N: Okay, so I stink at writing humor. I don't care, they're fun to write! I had this idea while playing Truth or Dare with Katelyn, my BestFriend(TM)!!!!!! Love ya! R/R!
-Alicia Black
Alicia: SIRIUS!!!!!!!!!
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Ron, Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Sirius (don't ask) are sitting in the Gryffindor common room. Suddenly, Alicia walks through the portrait hole.
Hermione: ALICIA! Hey!
Harry: Alicia? The one who made me kiss you in-
Ron: *hits Harry with a pillow*
Alicia: Thanks, Ron.
Sirius: ALICIA! My sweetheart! *runs over and kisses her*
Alicia: Hi, Siri! What are you doing here?
Ginny: Don't ask. Looooooooooong story.
Everyone sits around and talks for five minutes, but they soon run out of topics. Then....
Harry: I've got an idea.
Alicia: Do we want to know?
Ron: *hits Alicia with a pillow*
Alicia: Gee. Thanks. Remind me to make you fall in love with Millicent Bulstrode.
Harry: ANYWAYS, I suggest we play a game of Truth or Dare.
Sirius: OOOOH! Goodygoodygoody!
Hermione: I'm game.
Ron: Me too!
Alicia: Sure! But first....*snaps fingers, and Seamus and Lavender appear* To make it an even number of girls to boys.
Ginny: *becomes very giggly at the sight of Seamus*
Seamus: Uh-oh....it's Alicia.....RUN!
Ginny: Seamus, you're gonna stay RIGHT HERE.
Seamus: *becomes starry-eyed* Anything for you, baby!
Alicia: I'm gonna be sick.
Hermione: Me too.
Lavender: Me three.
Ron: Uh, Ginny, is there something going on between you and-
Ginny: *interrupts* Of course there is, dunderhead! *begins muttering* Why does Ron have to be my brother.....
Alicia: Ahem. Truth or Dare, Ginny?
Ginny: *ponders for a moment* Dare.
Alicia: I dare you to Summon Professor Snape's cloak here, and write "GRYFFINDOR RULES!" on the back of it.
Ginny: With pleasure!
Ten minutes later......
Harry: A masterpiece.
Hermione: Brilliant!
Ron: He's gonna kill you.
Ginny: Need he know?
Seamus: Nope.
Lavender: It looks superb.
Ginny: I think I'm done......*holds up a cloak with a flashing pink-and-yellow script reading "GRYFFINDOR RULES!"* Okay, now for the Banishing Charm! *flicks her wand, and the cloak dissappears* Okay. Truth or Dare, Sirius?
Sirius: DARE!
Ginny: I dare you and Alicia to go in the closet for....*checks her watch* Seven minutes.
Alicia: Ginny, I swear on Merlin's grave....
Seamus: UMMMMMMMMMM! UMMMMMMMMM! Alicia SWORE! I'm gonna tell-*is cut off by a bunch of dirty looks*
Sirius: COOL! C'mon, Alicia!
Alicia: *sighs* Continue on....*Sirius pulls her in the closet, and we hear a lock click*
Lavender: Ginny.....that was SO mean..
Ginny: Hehe! I'm sooooooo evil. Ron, why don't you do the asking now.
Ron: Okay. Hermione, Truth or Dare?
Hermione: Truth. There's NO WAY I'm doing a dare now.
Ron: Hmmmm. What did you say to Harry on our quest for the Sorcerer's Stone after I was knocked out?
Hermione: What ROOM? There was the troll, then Snape's rhyme.
Ron: Your goodbyes! *makes a swooning face*
Lavender: *knocks him upside the head with one of those infamous pillows*
Hermione: Thanks. I told him he was a great wizard and friend, and told him to BE CAREFUL!
Ron: Ah. I see.
Hermione: Lavender. Truth or Dare?
Lavender: I'll probably regret this.....but.....DARE!
Hermione: I dare you to French your Ronnikins, in front of us.
Ron: Herm, you're worse than Alicia.
Harry: *hits him with yet ANOTHER pillow*
Hermione: I'm waiting.
Lavender: *leans over in front of Ron.....*
*Jeopardy music begins playing*
Harry: Ah....are they going to come up for air?
Hermione: No clue.....
Ginny: I say we copy. *she and Seamus lip-lock*
Hermione: Oh, what the-*Harry leans over in front of her*
*Alicia and Sirius step out of the closet to find everyone smooching*
Alicia: Okaaaay.....this is why I never leave them alone....
Sirius: I think it's funny.
Alicia: Your godson is right there, Frenching Hermione!
Sirius: Oh. I still think it's funny...*snaps a picture* This'll be a nice little momento.
Alicia: You're pretty mean.
Sirius: I know.
Alicia: Sirius?
Sirius: What?
Alicia: I'm bored.
Sirius: Me too. Truth or Dare?
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Somewhere near the Potions classroom.....
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
~
A/N: Okay, so I stink at writing humor. I don't care, they're fun to write! I had this idea while playing Truth or Dare with Katelyn, my BestFriend(TM)!!!!!! Love ya! R/R!
-Alicia Black
Alicia: SIRIUS!!!!!!!!!