This is going to be a bunch of endless Shadow oneshots! Fangirls, rejoice! :3 In this chapter, Cream begs Shadow to attend a concert with her. Shadow agrees to go, despite not knowing who the musician is...who is it? Anyway, in this chapter, there are also some Justin Bieber lyrics, which I clearly don't own. .-. ~PierceTheBre
Endless Shadow Oneshots, Chapter 1 - Shadow Attends a Concert
"Come with me, Mr. Shadow! Please, Mr. Shadow, please?"
Shadow sighed. Cream was begging him to go to a concert with her. Of course, with Cream being Cream, it was probably some pathetic pop musician.
"Who's playing?"
Cream smiled, her grin stretching from ear to ear. "You'll see when you get there. Just please, please come with me?"
"No way. Sorry. I'm not going unless I know who's playing."
Suddenly, Cream burst into tears and began to wail at the top of her lungs. Shadow quickly covered his ears. He hated when she did this...
"Okay! Fine! I'll go with you to the concert! Just please stop crying!"
Cream immediately stopped crying, and smiled. "Wonderful."
Cream held Shadow's wrist as she dragged him through the tightly-packed crowd. Whoever the musician was, they hadn't come out yet. "I'm so excited, Mr. Shadow! Thank you so much for coming with me! My mommy was busy, so I'm glad you could chaperone me!"
"Yeah, sure..." Shadow said, feeling uneasy. There were mostly little girls at this concert with their parents. He saw most humans wearing a shirt with a strange-looking little beaver on it, although none of them ever stopped jumping around long enough for him to read the name of the celebrity.
"So, Mr. Shadow," Cream said, her eyes growing wide. "Can you give me some money? I want to buy a shirt!"
Shadow sighed. "Your mom didn't give you any money?"
"She did. But...the souveniers here run sort of...expensive."
"Hmph. How much money are you wanting?"
"I'd say, about 75 rings."
Shadow's eyes widened. "You've got to be kidding me."
"I was going to get us some food, too. You want chili dogs, Mr. Shadow?"
Shadow laughed as he handed Cream the rings. "I'm not that Faker, Sonic! I want some nachos. Oh, and I hope your mom will be paying me back."
"But...we're poor..."
"Poor enough to buy tickets to a concert like this?"
Cream said nothing and ran off to the concession stand.
Shadow sat down at the first seat he saw. While he was looking around, trying to find out what concert it was, he spotted Amy. "Amy!" He shouted.
Amy dashed over. "OhmyGod, Son - oh, hey, Shadow. What are you doing at a concert like this?"
Shadow ignored her Sonic remark. "I'm wondering what I'm doing here, too. Anyway, I was just wondering who's playing at this concert?"
"Dustin Beaver!" Amy said, giddiness evident in her voice.
"Dustin Beaver? Who's that?"
Amy gasped. "You have got to be kidding me! You don't know who Dustin Beaver is?!"
"No. Should I?"
"Yes! I don't even know you anymore," Amy huffed as she walked away.
Finally, Cream returned with two nachos. "Here you go, Mr. Shadow," she said as she handed him the plate holding the cheese-covered chips.
"So, this is a Dustin Beaver concert?"
Cream's eyes widened. "How did you know?"
"I know everything."
Cream slowly stuck a nacho into her mouth, and ate even more slowly.
"Hey, everybody!"
"Oh my goodness, it's starting!" Cream shouted.
Shadow looked up to see a female-looking beaver walk onto the stage. The creature then immediately broke into an ear-splitting song.
"If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I can take you places you ain't ever been before..."
"Oh, God! Cream! What the heck is this?!" Shadow screamed over thousands of roaring fangirls.
"This is what I live for!" Cream screamed back, tears in her eyes.
He had to get out of here. The chaotic screams of the little girls combined with the whine of the mostorous beaver on stage were making his ears ring. Shadow was just about to run out of the building, but then he realized, he couldn't leave Cream alone...
"I'm going to the bathroom! Stay right where you are!" Shadow shouted.
As Shadow made his way through the fangirling crowd, he could hear the beast singing -
"Swag, swag, swag on you, chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue..."
"Make it stop!" Shadow cried. A few pre-teen girls glared at him. He immediately dashed past the girls and ran into the men's bathroom.
He could still hear the wailing from in there, but at least it wasn't as bad as being in the middle of it all.
Shadow turned on the faucet and splashed water on his face. He could do this. He could do this for that little girl, Cream. He would just let this awful song finish, and then he would go back out there...
Finally, the song ended. Shadow went out of the bathroom and back to his seat by Cream.
"Enjoying the concert, Cream?" Shadow asked, trying to be polite.
Cream ignored him, and was instead shouting "I LOVE YOU, DUSTIN!" at the top of her lungs.
Shadow rolled his eyes. Fangirls were so mindless.
"And now, two very special people in the audience are going to get to come up here and sing with me!" The creature yelled into the microphone as a spotlight came down and landed on Cream and Shadow.
"Oh, look who the lucky people are! A cute little rabbit and a black...hedgehog...thing..."
Shadow sat completely still, feeling the hairs raise on the back of his neck. The audience fell completely quiet. Getting on stage with that thing? Not in his immortal life.
"Mr. Shadow! Oh my goodness! You have to come on stage with me!" Cream cried.
"NO!" Shadow screamed. The beast standing on stage glared at them.
"I'm not singing again until they're both up here," the guy said.
"Thank God!" Shadow retorted back. But he regretted saying that as he noticed a fangirl below him pulling out a small, silver pocketknife...
"Please, Mr. Shadow! It would mean so much to me."
Shadow sighed. "Fine."
Cream screeched with glee, then grabbed Shadow's wrist and led him onstage.
"Now, could I get your names?" The feminine-looking beaver said.
"CREAM THE RABBIT!"
"And yours, bro?"
"I'm not your bro," Shadow snapped. "And you're not getting my name."
"Whatever," The thing said quietly. "Anyway, we're now going to perform my hit single, Baby! And these lucky fans get to sing along onstage!"
Just as Shadow was about to say "I'm not your fan!", the child broke into song.
"I know you love me, I know you care, just shout whenever, and I'll be there. You want my love, you want my heart..."
He then stuck the microphone up to Cream and she sang, "AND WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE APART!"
It was then Shadow's turn. "I don't know this song, you sing like Satan, and I'm just sayin'..?"
The demonic beast dropped the microphone, stunned. "How dare you ruin my moment..." he said. "Fangirls...get 'em."
Suddenly, thousands of fangirls rushed onto stage, holding various items that could be used as weapons, such as pocketknifes stolen from their rich daddies, purses, and plastic forks.
"Oh, great," Shadow said. He grabbed Cream and then said "Chaos Control!"
With time frozen, he ran to Cream's house. "Chaos Control!" He said again, setting Cream on a chair in the dining room.
"Mr. Shadow!" Tears flowed down Cream's face. "Why did you take me away from the Dustin Beaver concert?! I was having so much fun spending time with you, too!"
Shadow immediately felt bad. "Look, Cream, I'm sorry. That guy...or girl...or whatever it was, was getting on my nerves. I'll make it up to you, I promise."
Cream sniffled. "R-really?"
"Yep. I give you my word."
Cream smiled. "That's great, Mr. Shadow. Because next month, my mommy is buying me backstage passes to a Five Correction concert."
Shadow felt fear squeeze his heart. "Five...?"
"Yep. Five band members. And they're all totally adorable!"
Dear Lord, save me now, Shadow thought.
Author's note: Hmm, this is not my best work. Oh, well. The other chapters will be better, I promise! I'm already working on the next two chapters, so be ready! :D And if you have a request for a chapter, don't be afraid to PM me or ask in a review! I will almost certainly do it at some point, as long as it's not a lemon (I want to keep this rated T). And I will give you credit for your requests. Well, thanks for reading! ~PierceTheBre
Edit: Also, the next two chapters are up! Run to it, fangirls (and fanboys), run! They're much better than this. They're way more serious than this chapter. ~PierceTheBre