Erik Man: Hello! This is an entirely new and different story. Out of sheer boredom I decided to do a Kingdom Hearts parody for Spyro the Dragon. Don't flame me because of it! Anyways it will be like Kingdom Hearts except that a few minor changes. Well just read on to see! I will not include the Simple and Clean Opening because I do not remember the whole song and besides you get the point.
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Kingdom Hearts is owned by Square Enix Erik Man Parody Production…Kingdom Hearts Spyro Style!
Spyro appeared in a dark room. The floor below him had a picture of a girl bandicoot. He didn't know what he is was doing here or how he got here. He then heard a mysterious voice.
"So much to do… so little time…" said the mysterious voice
"What is he talking about, who is he?" thought Spyro"The door is still shut… take your time… don't be afraid…" said the mysterious voice
Spyro tapped his foot in response, he wasn't afraid of anything.
"Walk forward, can you do it?" asked the mysterious voice
Spyro rolled his eyes as he walked toward the center of the room.
"You got it," said the mysterious voice
Then all of a sudden 3 platforms appeared with 3 objects, one was a sword, one was a staff, and one was a shield.
"Choose wisely" said the mysterious voice
Spyro looked at the three weapons around him and went over to jump on the platform with the sword and took it in his hands.
"This Sword has the power of destruction and great power… is this the path you seek?" asked the mysterious voice.
Spyro thought about the question, he didn't really like having weapons that cause destruction but he nodded a yes. Then the sword disappeared from his hands.
"Now what will you give up in exchange?" asked the mysterious voice.
Spyro jumped off the platform and then went to the one with the shield.
"This shield protects yourself and aids your friends, are you sure you want to give up this power?" asked the mysterious voice. (I don't remember the mysterious voice's lines either)
Spyro hated the thought of getting rid of a shield that protects his friends but he nodded in response. Then the shield disappeared and the floor below him crashed and he fell down. Few seconds later he saw a different room with a floor with a girl elf that had blue hair. Spyro gently landed and then the sword appeared in his hands. Spyro looked at it carefully before swinging it around for a practice attack.
"Good, but sometimes you've got to fight" said the mysterious figure
Spyro saw a dark creature rose from the floor, along with a couple of more. Spyro positioned himself as he then slashed the dark creatures with his sword 3 times. One of the dark creatures jumped on him and slashed him in the face. Spyro bled from that attack but then he slashed the dark creature to death with 3 blows. The other dark creatures went into the ground. Spyro saw that the dark creature he killed had left 2 green orbs. Spyro picked them up and then suddenly dissolved into his body and healed his wound.
"Behind you!" said the mysterious voice
Spyro quickly looked behind him and saw the dark creatures again. Spyro smiled as he positioned himself. One of the dark creatures tried to slash him in the leg but Spyro blocked with his sword and then countered with 3 blows to the face, killing it. 3 Dark Creatures were left as they jumped on Spyro and slashed him in the chest. Spyro growled and slashed back with all of his strength to kill the dark creatures and they were vanquished. But one appeared and seaked into the floor where the whole floor got plunged with darkness and Spyro was sucked into it.
Few seconds later, Spyro was struggling on another room where the floor was this time a picture of a princess with a pink dress. Spyro looked ahead and saw a door that is barley visible, he went up to it and tried to open it.
"I can't open it," thought Spyro
He then saw a chest appear beside him. Spyro went over to it and gave it a light tap with his Sword and then the chest opened, revealing a potion. Spyro took it and placed it in his bag. Then he saw part of the door revealed.
"You can also move and break crates" said the mysterious voice
A Crate and a Barrel appeared. Spyro picked up the barrel and threw it at the door before breaking the crate with his sword, not bothering to move it first. Then the whole door appeared. Spyro went up to the door and opened it, revealing some light that blinded him as he got transported somewhere.
"Hold on, the door won't open just yet, first tell me more about yourself" said the mysterious voice
Spyro appeared in a familiar place where he saw 3 of his friends. They were Hunter, Draganta, and Ember. Spyro went up to Ember and asked what was happening but she didn't lesson she just let out a question.
"What do you fear in life?" asked Ember
"Getting old" said Spyro
"Is getting old really that bad?" asked Ember (I'm just putting first answers first because that's where it gets easier)
Spyro didn't answer he did not know what was going on so he went over to Hunter and he asked a question.
"What do you like being most?" asked Hunter
"Being number one" said Spyro
"Being number one huh?" asked Hunter
Spyro was starting to get freaked out as he went into Draganta and he also asked a question.
"What do you like to see in life?" asked Draganta
"Seeing Rare Sights" said Spyro
"Is seeing sights really that important" asked Draganta
Spyro then heard the mysterious voice
"You fear of getting old, you would like being number one, you like to see rare sights, your journey should be a pleasant one, do you like this decision?" asked the mysterious voice
"Sounds good" said Spyro
"Your journey begins in dawn, when the sun is still shining" said the mysterious voice.
Then everything faded in light…
Spyro appeared in another room with the floor having a image of a blue haired fox as he looked around and saw a light ahead. He walked over to it. When he reached it a green glow glowed beneath him. It healed him with its brightness.
"This is a save point, if you ever get into trouble you'll appear just where you were, and it heals your health" said the mysterious voice.
The Green glow than moved from under Spyro to the edge of the room and then made stairs to another room. Spyro ran up the stairs until he reached the room. He saw light in the middle as walked up to it.
"The closer you get to the light, your shadow grows" said the mysterious voice
Spyro looked behind him and saw his big shadow; he then saw that it emerged from the ground. Spyro quickly backed away as he saw it transform into a big ugly dark beast. Spyro then ran to the edge of the room when he saw a Heart carved into its chest. When he reached he edge of the room he almost fell down.
"Don't be afraid, you hold the mightiest weapon of all" said the mysterious voice
Spyro had no choice but to fight the dark beast as he got out his sword to aid him. The Dark Beast formed dark energy in his hands and then raised it up into the air to punch him. Spyro quickly saw this and dodged to the side and its punch just missed him by a few centimeters. His punch made a dark whirlpool that made dark creatures arise. Spyro saw this and killed them all in a heartbeat. Spyro then slashed the Dark Beast's arm a couple of times until it raised its hand. The Dark Beast took a few steps forward before kneeling down and blasted 10 dark orbs at him. Spyro quickly had an idea as he reflected the Dark Orbs back to his head with his sword, making him growl in pain. The Dark Beast roared as if it was defeated. Spyro's sword disappeared from his hands as the Dark Beast tried to punch him but he dodged to the die but he fell to the floor where darkness was forming under him.
"But don't forget…" said the Mysterious Voice
The Dark Beast toppled onto Spyro and he was swallowed by the darkness.
"You are the one, who will open the door…"
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Not bad I guess, review.