Chapter 1- The Vending Machine Equation
To say that Oh Ha Ni was academically...ah...lacking was like stating that the earth revolved around the sun, that is to say that it was a fact.
It was also a fact to say that Oh Hani had a crush on the school genius Baek Song Joo.
These two facts however the class F students tried in vain to not talk about, the former due to fear of the sleepy eyed girl's wrath ( if she wanted to Oh Ha Ni could be the cause of you toppling down two flights of stairs and blame it on her ' clumsiness ' that was manditory for every female lead of a shoujo-manga like story).
And the former just out of pity and fear of Joon Gu, who really did not need more salt to be rubbed on his wound.
It was safe to say that Class F was a verbal minefield.
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It was a typical Wednesday lunchbreak and Oh Ha Ni was sittng on the bench right opposite the vending machine along with her two best friends. The reason for choosing this spot on such a day was because each Wednesday Baek Soon Joo would come to buy a drink from the vending machine.
Although Oh Ha Ni wasn't good at learning from her textbook, she could proudly recount Baek Joo's lunch schedule.
Oh Hani sighed thinking of how her crush's ass would look as he bent to pick up his soda can. Oh Ha Ni wasn't really sure if she liked Baek Soon Joo or just lusted after him.
( Considering she barely knew him, it was probably the latter)
Also, he tended to leave his change behind. Oh Ha Ni always collected those, meaning to use it as an excuse to meet him in order to give it back. She never succeded though, all the change rested in a jar gathering dust.
For a genius he forgot about his change a lot.
" You know Baek Soon Joo scored full marks again", Min Ah said in awe.
" Is that guy even human!", Joo Ri continued in disbelief.
Both of them turned to her, knowing that some amusing love struck nonsense was going to spout out of her mouth.
" He certainly isn't normal, but you know with an IQ of 200 you'd expect him to be some sort of Sherlock", Ha Ni said, a little put off, after all his marks just reminded her that their brains were on entirely different levels.
On the other hand she was sure that writing the fantasies she had about him could bring her big money.
Her two friends looked ready to give her a lecture to confess her love ( or lust?) to Baek Soon Joo when her junior, Song? Susie ( no that's american )...well whatever. The S girl seemed to struggling with the vending machine.
Oh Ha Ni was in a slightly bad mood, so she didn't mind helping her junior, afterall it was a very good excuse to kick that vending machine and ease away her troubles.
In fact, Oh Ha Ni was worried that one of the main reasons the vending machine didn't work was because she had kicked it one too many times.
The principle hadn't noticed yet, he was too busy kissing Baek Soon Joo's ass to attend their university ( she couldn't blame him though, Baek Soon Joo's ass was pretty kissable ).
So Oh Ha Ni did her usual routine, with her class' band playing a badass beat and sat smugly back on her chair.
It felt so good to kick that stupid vendig machine.
Her smugness was short lived though, for soon enough the apple of her eye came into the room, a whole stock of fangirls at his wake.
It was slightly disgusting to see thors girls flocking him, couldn't they just do normal stuff, like confess to him, cry in the bathroom because of his unattainibility and eat chocolates till they gained thirty pounds.
Anything but that. OH Ha Ni was happy that none of them followed him to the bending...sorry vending machine. She could get a clear view of his ass and forge on through the day.
Though everytime Oh Ha Ni saw Baek Soo Joo ignore all these girls, she always felt slightly worried that he was gay, just as the rumours suggested.
Though thinking about him with another guy doing steamy stuff, did give her a slight nose bleed.
Baek Soon Joo was just about to bend when the S girl came up to him. So close to seeing his immaculate butt.
That's when Oh Ha Ni noticed the S girl pointing at her. Confused, Oh Ha Ni looked behind her.
Min Ah slapped Oh Hani lightly on the arm," Hani she's telling Baek Soon Joo that you can help with the vending machine".
" Come on Ha Ni ! This is your chance", Joo Ri said excitedly.
No way was she going to do that in front of him. He'd probably just leave without saying thank you and cause embaressement for her.
Her friends had different plans though.
" Come on Ha Ni, this is your chance to talk to him", Joo Ri said as she pushed Oh Ha Ni out of her seat.
I'll never ask these guys to give me love advice, Ha Ni thought sourly as she came over to the vending machine.
She avoided Baek Soon Joo's face entirely and instead saw the S girl smirking at her. Well S girl's name was S* from now.
Deciding to rip off the bandage fast, Oh Ha Ni decided to just kick the damn thing.
A lot of things happened in that one second.
First, Baek Soo Joo turned sideways to face someone who was calling him.
Second, Oh Ha Ni, who was in mid kick was interrupted when S* decided to open her drink can, resulting in some fizzing out.
Third, Oh Ha Ni trying to avoid her uniform getting spoilt turned away, her foot moving along with her and in the process landed her kick on the beautiful back of Baek Soon Joo.
A slow funeral march began to play and Oh Ha Ni turned to glare at her class' band members.
AN: I've been meaning to write this since I finished watching Playful Kiss.
Just a warning, over her Oh Ha Ni character is going to be much more shameless and more street smart. She'll still be academically dumb though, other characters will be a bit different as well. Up till now I've only planned to write till their high school ends.
Please R and R.