This story is co-written by both Manta and I. Ideas are more or less from me while Manta does the beta thingy. This story is going to start from Ichigo's childhood before he actually he becomes a Shinigami. And I hope you'll have a nice time reading the story!
Disclaimers:
I don't own Bleach or Superman
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Information:
Ichigo ---- Mr. Strawberry
Isshin ---- Ichigo's dad
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For the Love of Superman!
Ever wondered why Ichigo is always irritated when his father is around? Well, it all happened ten years ago when he was still a young and innocent boy…….
Ichigo's face scrunched up as he felt his poop leave his anal and onto the diapers. Although he was five, he still refused to shit on anywhere but on diapers, despite him being too old to be still wearing them.
"Hey guess what daddy got for you today, Ichigo!" Screamed Isshin as he burst through the front door. One of his hands was behind his back hiding the mystery gift. "It's a Superman action figure No. II!!!!!" he yelled again.
Ichigo's eyes twinkled in excitement as he jumped up and down while reaching out his hands, indicating that he wanted the toy.
"Not so fast, my boy." Isshin said, wagging his finger. "First you must show me how much you want the toy. You must do the action Superman loves to do most – sitting on the floor and turning in circles! I'm sure my little Ichigo can do that better than Superman, can't he?"
Falling for the lie, Ichigo's butt immediately fell onto the floor and he began to turn in circles; not realizing until it was too late. Isshin then cupped his mouth with both hands, trying to suppress his laughter. However, he failed miserably.
Ichigo fumed as he tried not to cry in frustration. He managed to suppress his desire to cry until he found that his father was lying to him about the action figure. There wasn't any toy falling out from his father's hands when he brought them to his mouth to cover his ugly laughter.
This made the situation worse when Ichigo started to cry in the highest pitch he could go. This caused every glass in the house to break. Isshin stopped his laughter instantly as his jaw dropped. It wasn't long before the pedestrians outside the house could hear a very long string of colourful words coming from the owner of the poor house.
And so, this is one of the reasons to why the duo always fight whenever they meet; and ambushing each other if they ever had the chance. Ahhh…what exciting life they led!
TBC
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Preview:
"Hey mommy, where do babies come from?"
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"Babies come from a secret place which your mommy have."
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"No Superman! Please don't die!"
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That's all for now. And I hope you enjoyed yourselves. I'll try to update as soon as I get to know how much this story is fairing. Also don't flame too much till my computer catches fire. -.-