Cosmic Powered Teenage Schoolgirls in Sailor Suits
Full moon is my idea and if you take it for your own I will send Puma after you.
"A thousand years ago, our Moon was home to a great town ruled by Queen Moronity. Everything was peaceful until the arrival of the evil Queen B.O."
"Ha ha ha ha. First, the Moon shall be mine. Then, the Universe!" Queen B.O. says.
"To conquer the Moon, Queen B.O. unleashed the awesome power of her fart and lit it. Although her world was destroyed, Queen Moronity's last hope was the power of the Serum Copper Crystal and a jack and the box."
"Only this Crystal and Jack in the box can combat the power of the Negativeforce. Never let our enemies get them, or the Universe is doomed, but most of all, you must protect our dear Princess Marina. Understand?" Queen Moronity asks.
Puma and Arbor mist are too busy playing with each other to hear her.
Frozen in full Moon Beam Crystals, the queen sent the princess and the children of the Moon to the future on Earth. Their memories lost to them all, the queen's cat advisors, Puma and Arbor mist. Must find the Princess, so she will at last be safe. And so, our story begins
A girl wakes up with a scream.
"I'm late for school." She yells and runs downstairs.
Marina shoots her mom a bad look.
"Why didn't you wake me up?" Marina asks.
"Cause you looked so peaceful." Marina's mom jokes.
Marina forces her breakfast down and rushes out.
"Wait Marina you forgot something." The mother says.
Marina looks back and blushes. She rushes to take her tampons. Marina races out the door.
She sees a kid petting a cat.
"Hey you shouldn't pet strange cats." Marina yells.
The kid runs away and Marina looks at the cat. She sees the bandage.
"Oh did you get hurt?" Marina asks.
She removes the bandage and sees a full moon. The cat yowls and breaks free.
"Wait." Marina yells.
The cat escapes though.
"There is something about that girl. Something special." The cat says.
Marina arrives at school and goes to class.
"Hey did you hear there's a new Sailor Pee video game out." Marina asks.
"Marina shut the heck up and get back to your studying. You sucked at this test." Ms. Harlema says.
"I failed. Oh my god I am so dead." Marina whines.
"Shut up you little crap." Ms. Harlema yells.
After class Marina hangs out with her friend Smelly.
"Oh come on it's just one test." Smelly says.
"But my mom will kill me." Marina says.
"You are just over reacting." Smelly says.
"No I really mean it. She said so last time." Marina says.
"Hey Marina. I heard you failed that test. Want me to take it for you next time?" Smellvile asks
"About as much as I would want to have chickenpox and a bad flu at the same time." Marina responds.
"You're such weirdo Smellvile. She doesn't need somebody to help her with her tests. She needs a new brain." Smelly says.
Marina cries.
"Hey I hear they have brain-enhancing drugs at the mall." Smelly says.
"You're going to go shopping. What's more important than your grades? I didn't study and I got a 99. How am I ever going to explain it to my parents?" Smellvile asks.
"Who gives a crap you dweeb." Smelly says.
"Maybe he's right." Marina says crying.
"Let's go and get that brain-enhancing drug. We can shop and then shop some more. By the time you get home your mom will only beat you senseless." Smelly says.
"Can we look for some earrings?" Marina asks.
"Yeah my mom has a jewelry store. It sucks." Smelly says.
"I guess I could use a new bun for my hair." Marina says.
"Yeah she has everything. Diamonds, jewels rubies. She even has fake stuff." Smelly says.
"Oh I love that." Marina says.
"She has all kinds of colors. Though I'd be careful they are pretty crappy and can fall apart easily." Smelly says.
"What are we waiting for let's go!" Marina yells.
"Serena, beautiful but dumber than a thumbtack." Smellvile says.
Meanwhile in a dark realm an evil queen is looking at her ball.
"The oracle says it's time to attack the other dimension to unleash the power of the negative force." Queen B.O. says.
Her minions agree with her.
"But to do so I will need lots of fart gas. We shall get it from the planet earth. Fedup get your worthless butt out here and tell me of your progress." Queen B.O. says.
"Yes Queen B.O. my servant moron is on the other side preparing to gather fart gas. The humans are weak sissies and they will yield to our power and then nothing will stand in our way." Fedup says.
Meanwhile at Smell
Meanwhile at Smelly's mom's store she is greeting people
"Come in everybody is welcome." Smelly's mom says.
"What's going on?" Serena asks.
"Welcome ladies. Would you like to try this ring on?" Smelly's mom asks.
"I don't get it. My mom is acting weird." Smelly says.
"Why?" Marina asks.
"Cause she's being nice." Smelly says.
"Today only everything in the store is 99% off." Smelly's mom says.
Smelly's mom gets a sinister look on her face.
"And surrender your fart gas to Queen B.O. and the negative force. I am Moron loyal servant to the negativerse and my fake jewelry will give you gas." Smelly's mom says.
"You are doing well Moron. So much niceness so much fart gas. Queen B.O. will be pleased." Fedup says.
"Mom!" Smelly yells.
"Oh smelly what a surprise. Want a few diamonds for free?" Smelly's mom asks.
"No Marina and me came for fake jewelry." Smelly responds.
"Fake jewelry? Don't be silly take some diamonds. In fact take the whole stores worth." Smelly's mom says.
"I can't believe this." Marina says.
"Would you like to try this ring on?" Smelly's mom asks.
"Would I!" Marina yells.
"It's a flawless twenty-carat diamond! For you I will pay you 10 dollars if you take this." Smelly's mom says.
"What's up with your mom Smelly?" Marina asks.
"I don't know. My mom has never been this nice before. It's freaking me out." Smelly responds.
"This place sucks." Marina says.
"Where are you going?" Smelly asks.
"I think I will go to bed before my mom finds out about my grades." Marina responds.
"Okay see you tomorrow I hope." Smelly says.
Marina rushes out of the store fast.
"Oh man how am I ever going to explain this to my mom?" Marina wonders.
She runs into a guy.
"Hey watch it bunsandburger-head." The guy says.
"Shut up Harrierjet." Marina snaps.
Harrierjet picks up her test and smiles.
"A 1%?" Harrierjet asks. Are you lazy or just brain-dead?" Harrierjet asks.
"How dare you. Give me that!" Marina yells.
She walks away mad.
"The nerve of him calling me a bunsandburger-head. Still he is cute." Marina says.
"Something about that girl." Harrierjet says.
"Oh the new sailor video game! I wish I could be like Sailor pee. She's so vain and dumb. And what a body. Something exciting is always happening to her. Not like mine. Who am I kidding? I'll never be like Sailor pee." Marina says walking past a video arcade.
Marina finally gets home and walks in with her head hanging.
"So how did you do on yesterday's remedial math test?" Marina's mom asks.
"Test in remedial math?" Marina responds nervous.
"Yeah you know. Tests that teachers use to see how much the students haven't learned. You were supposed to be studying for it with Smelvin. He only got a 99 and now he's grounded for a year." Marina's mom says.
Marina remembers being in the library looking at playgirl magazines while Melvin studies.
"Oh yeah that remedial math test." Marina says.
"Marina how did you do?" Marina's mom asks getting mad.
"Well mom there's this new system in class..." Marina starts to say.
"Let me see." Marina's mom says ticked.
"Okay." Marina says meekly.
Marina's mom takes the test and her face turns red and steam comes out of her ears.
"You said you studied! Remember what I said last time?" Marina's mom asks.
"That you would smother me with love and do no harm?" Marina responds.
Back at Smelly's mom's store something is happening to the people in the store.
"Something is wrong. I feel very strange." One woman says.
"I'm going to barf." Another woman says running into the bathroom.
"Momma I'm scared. What if they make a mess of the bathroom?" Smelly asks.
Smelly's mother turns towards her and she has an evil look on her face.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Smelly's mom says.
"Momma what's wrong with you?" Smelly asks.
"I'm possessed by a freaking evil entity you idiot what do you think?" Moron responds.
Meanwhile Marina is trying to study in her room.
"Studying so hard is very tiring. All these books. All these words." Marina whines.
The book is open to extreme basic math and most of the page is filled with a picture showing the problem 2+2.
"How does Smelvin do it? So tired." Marina says.
A cat comes jumping through the window.
"You scared me what are you doing here?" Marina asks.
"Why Marina I came to see you." The cat responds.
"Oh my god a stalking cat." Marina yelps.
"My name is Puma and I have been searching for you for a very long time. You are the chosen one and I have been sent here to guide you on the path to your ultimate destiny. I wasn't sure if you were the one the first time we met. But I have been watching you and now I absolutely know that you are the Full moon scout." Puma says.
Marina is snoring as she fell asleep during the speech.
"Wake up Marina. Your friend Smelly is in big trouble. You have got to help her!" Puma yells.
Marina doesn't wake up so Luna hits her over the head with a locket.
"Huh what is going on? What is that?" Marina asks.
"It's a special locket just for you." Puma responds.
"Okay did my mom send you? She's always trying to get me to wear crap like this. Tell her to leave me alone." Marina says.
"Serena, It's not just a piece of jewelry. Listen to me! You are Sailor moon sworn to defend the princess of the moon! Powerful evil forces have appeared here on earth and that special locket can help you fight them." Puma yells.
A butterfly on the windowsill has long since distracted Marina's attention.
"Pretty butterfly." Marina says.
Puma rowls and slashes Marina in the back.
"Pay attention Marina. Do you hear me? This is your destiny!" Puma yells.
"My destiny? I thought my destiny was to fail at school and repeat the 8th grade 10 times." Marina says.
"I'll prove it Marina. Just repeat after me. Moon prism power!" Puma yells.
"Okay whatever. Just to get you to leave me alone." Marina says.
She raises up the locket.
"Moon prism power!" Marina yells.
Marina goes into a transformation and gets a really short mini skirt.
"Arghhh. I can't let my mom see me like this. She said I should never wear skirts this short." Marina says.
"Help me!" A voice says.
"That's Smelly!" Marina yells.
"That's right. She's in big trouble." Puma says.
"Yeah but what can I do? You keep forgetting I am just a dumb girl." Marina asks.
"You are full moon. You will know what to do when you look into your heart." Puma responds.
Serena looks at her chest and screams as she jumps out the window.
"That girl is going to be trouble." Puma says chasing after her.
Meanwhile back at the jewelry shop Molly is screaming for help.
"There's no one to help you now little girl." Moron says.
"Help me!" Smelly yells.
Moron slaps a piece of tape on Smelly's mouth to shut her up.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha! Soon you and your kind will cease to exist. Once Queen B.O. unleashes the Negativeforce and lights it, she will destroy you all." Moron says.
"Let her go!" Marina yells.
"What the f?" Moron asks.
"I said, let her go!" Marina yells.
"And who are you?" Moron asks.
"Uh I forget. Um line?" Marina responds confused.
Puma rowls annoyed.
"She is Full moon, the champion of justice! On behalf of the moon, she shall right wrongs and triumph over evil. And that means you!" Puma responds.
"Uh yeah what she said." Marina says.
"Full moon. What kind of name is that?" Moron asks.
Moron raises up her hands.
"Arise my children and serve the great power that is the Negativeforce." Moron says.
Everybody farts all of a sudden and they all raise up like zombies.
One of them just barely misses Marina.
"Puma help me! I don't know what to do!" Marina yells.
Another one slams into her and she hits a pillar.
"That hurt. I don't want to do this anymore." Marina whines.
"Full moon you idiot. You must fight this evil monster or the whole universe could cease to exist." Puma says.
"I don't want to play this game any more! I want to go home." Marina says.
"Fine I'll send you away for good!" Moron yells.
Suddenly a red rose lands in front of the two.
"Now who might you be?" Moron asks.
"ksam odexut ma I. ouy nihtiw roirraw hte dnif dna traeh ruoy kool, noom lluF. ynitsed ruoy si tI." Ksam Odexut says.
"Say what?" Marina asks.
Kasm Odexut says some more stuff backwards.
"I can't understand you. What am I going to do?" Marina asks crying.
"Stop that idiot's crying." Moron says.
Some more people go after Marina.
"Full Moon throw your tiara and then say moon tiara magic." Puma says.
"What's the use? I can't fight and I can't understand what this guy is saying." Marina asks.
"Just do it!" Puma yells.
"Moon tiara magic!" Marina yells.
She beings to throw her tiara but one of her buns gets loose and she trips on her ponytail. The tiara goes wild and rebounds off of Kasm Odexut then hits all of the people and Moron. They all disappear. In the process it breaks every jewel in the store.
"Did I do that? Marina asks.
"Yes and you are going to owe a lot of money." Puma says.
Meanwhile in the other universe Fedup and Queen B.O. get ecstatic as the air is filled with fart gas. Suddenly it all disappears.
"What happened? Someone will pay dearly for this!" Fedup says.
"Yes and that someone will be you!" Queen B.O. says.
She turns herself away from Fedup and lights a fart. The resulting explosion destroys Fedup.
"If you want a job done right you have to do it yourself." Queen B.O. says.
She opens up a can of chili and starts eating it.
"!ouy htiw thgif lliw I. diarfa eb ton oD. eerf era nemow rehto eht lla dna rehtom s'yllems dna, noom lluf, llew enod evah uoY" Kasm Odekxut says.
Marina faints.
"Marina are you all right? Full moon speak to me!" Puma yells.
"What a hunky guy. Sure wish I could understand him." Marina says.
The next day is school Marina goes tired.
"Marina, you're not going to believe this, but my mom and I had the strangest dream." Smelly says.
"No let me guess. This hideous monster attacked you and that this beautiful warrior named Full moon saved you." Marina says.
"How did you know? That's very weird Marina." Smelly says.
"Hey could you keep it down. I was up late last night and I just need a little bit of rest." Marina asks.
She falls asleep and begins snoring.
FULL MOON SAYS.
If you think this parody sucked then you are right on the money. Parodies shouldn't be so over the top. If you want to make a parody you should make it more subtle. Full moon says.
Full moon is my idea and if you take it for your own I will send Puma after you.
"A thousand years ago, our Moon was home to a great town ruled by Queen Moronity. Everything was peaceful until the arrival of the evil Queen B.O."
"Ha ha ha ha. First, the Moon shall be mine. Then, the Universe!" Queen B.O. says.
"To conquer the Moon, Queen B.O. unleashed the awesome power of her fart and lit it. Although her world was destroyed, Queen Moronity's last hope was the power of the Serum Copper Crystal and a jack and the box."
"Only this Crystal and Jack in the box can combat the power of the Negativeforce. Never let our enemies get them, or the Universe is doomed, but most of all, you must protect our dear Princess Marina. Understand?" Queen Moronity asks.
Puma and Arbor mist are too busy playing with each other to hear her.
Frozen in full Moon Beam Crystals, the queen sent the princess and the children of the Moon to the future on Earth. Their memories lost to them all, the queen's cat advisors, Puma and Arbor mist. Must find the Princess, so she will at last be safe. And so, our story begins
A girl wakes up with a scream.
"I'm late for school." She yells and runs downstairs.
Marina shoots her mom a bad look.
"Why didn't you wake me up?" Marina asks.
"Cause you looked so peaceful." Marina's mom jokes.
Marina forces her breakfast down and rushes out.
"Wait Marina you forgot something." The mother says.
Marina looks back and blushes. She rushes to take her tampons. Marina races out the door.
She sees a kid petting a cat.
"Hey you shouldn't pet strange cats." Marina yells.
The kid runs away and Marina looks at the cat. She sees the bandage.
"Oh did you get hurt?" Marina asks.
She removes the bandage and sees a full moon. The cat yowls and breaks free.
"Wait." Marina yells.
The cat escapes though.
"There is something about that girl. Something special." The cat says.
Marina arrives at school and goes to class.
"Hey did you hear there's a new Sailor Pee video game out." Marina asks.
"Marina shut the heck up and get back to your studying. You sucked at this test." Ms. Harlema says.
"I failed. Oh my god I am so dead." Marina whines.
"Shut up you little crap." Ms. Harlema yells.
After class Marina hangs out with her friend Smelly.
"Oh come on it's just one test." Smelly says.
"But my mom will kill me." Marina says.
"You are just over reacting." Smelly says.
"No I really mean it. She said so last time." Marina says.
"Hey Marina. I heard you failed that test. Want me to take it for you next time?" Smellvile asks
"About as much as I would want to have chickenpox and a bad flu at the same time." Marina responds.
"You're such weirdo Smellvile. She doesn't need somebody to help her with her tests. She needs a new brain." Smelly says.
Marina cries.
"Hey I hear they have brain-enhancing drugs at the mall." Smelly says.
"You're going to go shopping. What's more important than your grades? I didn't study and I got a 99. How am I ever going to explain it to my parents?" Smellvile asks.
"Who gives a crap you dweeb." Smelly says.
"Maybe he's right." Marina says crying.
"Let's go and get that brain-enhancing drug. We can shop and then shop some more. By the time you get home your mom will only beat you senseless." Smelly says.
"Can we look for some earrings?" Marina asks.
"Yeah my mom has a jewelry store. It sucks." Smelly says.
"I guess I could use a new bun for my hair." Marina says.
"Yeah she has everything. Diamonds, jewels rubies. She even has fake stuff." Smelly says.
"Oh I love that." Marina says.
"She has all kinds of colors. Though I'd be careful they are pretty crappy and can fall apart easily." Smelly says.
"What are we waiting for let's go!" Marina yells.
"Serena, beautiful but dumber than a thumbtack." Smellvile says.
Meanwhile in a dark realm an evil queen is looking at her ball.
"The oracle says it's time to attack the other dimension to unleash the power of the negative force." Queen B.O. says.
Her minions agree with her.
"But to do so I will need lots of fart gas. We shall get it from the planet earth. Fedup get your worthless butt out here and tell me of your progress." Queen B.O. says.
"Yes Queen B.O. my servant moron is on the other side preparing to gather fart gas. The humans are weak sissies and they will yield to our power and then nothing will stand in our way." Fedup says.
Meanwhile at Smell
Meanwhile at Smelly's mom's store she is greeting people
"Come in everybody is welcome." Smelly's mom says.
"What's going on?" Serena asks.
"Welcome ladies. Would you like to try this ring on?" Smelly's mom asks.
"I don't get it. My mom is acting weird." Smelly says.
"Why?" Marina asks.
"Cause she's being nice." Smelly says.
"Today only everything in the store is 99% off." Smelly's mom says.
Smelly's mom gets a sinister look on her face.
"And surrender your fart gas to Queen B.O. and the negative force. I am Moron loyal servant to the negativerse and my fake jewelry will give you gas." Smelly's mom says.
"You are doing well Moron. So much niceness so much fart gas. Queen B.O. will be pleased." Fedup says.
"Mom!" Smelly yells.
"Oh smelly what a surprise. Want a few diamonds for free?" Smelly's mom asks.
"No Marina and me came for fake jewelry." Smelly responds.
"Fake jewelry? Don't be silly take some diamonds. In fact take the whole stores worth." Smelly's mom says.
"I can't believe this." Marina says.
"Would you like to try this ring on?" Smelly's mom asks.
"Would I!" Marina yells.
"It's a flawless twenty-carat diamond! For you I will pay you 10 dollars if you take this." Smelly's mom says.
"What's up with your mom Smelly?" Marina asks.
"I don't know. My mom has never been this nice before. It's freaking me out." Smelly responds.
"This place sucks." Marina says.
"Where are you going?" Smelly asks.
"I think I will go to bed before my mom finds out about my grades." Marina responds.
"Okay see you tomorrow I hope." Smelly says.
Marina rushes out of the store fast.
"Oh man how am I ever going to explain this to my mom?" Marina wonders.
She runs into a guy.
"Hey watch it bunsandburger-head." The guy says.
"Shut up Harrierjet." Marina snaps.
Harrierjet picks up her test and smiles.
"A 1%?" Harrierjet asks. Are you lazy or just brain-dead?" Harrierjet asks.
"How dare you. Give me that!" Marina yells.
She walks away mad.
"The nerve of him calling me a bunsandburger-head. Still he is cute." Marina says.
"Something about that girl." Harrierjet says.
"Oh the new sailor video game! I wish I could be like Sailor pee. She's so vain and dumb. And what a body. Something exciting is always happening to her. Not like mine. Who am I kidding? I'll never be like Sailor pee." Marina says walking past a video arcade.
Marina finally gets home and walks in with her head hanging.
"So how did you do on yesterday's remedial math test?" Marina's mom asks.
"Test in remedial math?" Marina responds nervous.
"Yeah you know. Tests that teachers use to see how much the students haven't learned. You were supposed to be studying for it with Smelvin. He only got a 99 and now he's grounded for a year." Marina's mom says.
Marina remembers being in the library looking at playgirl magazines while Melvin studies.
"Oh yeah that remedial math test." Marina says.
"Marina how did you do?" Marina's mom asks getting mad.
"Well mom there's this new system in class..." Marina starts to say.
"Let me see." Marina's mom says ticked.
"Okay." Marina says meekly.
Marina's mom takes the test and her face turns red and steam comes out of her ears.
"You said you studied! Remember what I said last time?" Marina's mom asks.
"That you would smother me with love and do no harm?" Marina responds.
Back at Smelly's mom's store something is happening to the people in the store.
"Something is wrong. I feel very strange." One woman says.
"I'm going to barf." Another woman says running into the bathroom.
"Momma I'm scared. What if they make a mess of the bathroom?" Smelly asks.
Smelly's mother turns towards her and she has an evil look on her face.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Smelly's mom says.
"Momma what's wrong with you?" Smelly asks.
"I'm possessed by a freaking evil entity you idiot what do you think?" Moron responds.
Meanwhile Marina is trying to study in her room.
"Studying so hard is very tiring. All these books. All these words." Marina whines.
The book is open to extreme basic math and most of the page is filled with a picture showing the problem 2+2.
"How does Smelvin do it? So tired." Marina says.
A cat comes jumping through the window.
"You scared me what are you doing here?" Marina asks.
"Why Marina I came to see you." The cat responds.
"Oh my god a stalking cat." Marina yelps.
"My name is Puma and I have been searching for you for a very long time. You are the chosen one and I have been sent here to guide you on the path to your ultimate destiny. I wasn't sure if you were the one the first time we met. But I have been watching you and now I absolutely know that you are the Full moon scout." Puma says.
Marina is snoring as she fell asleep during the speech.
"Wake up Marina. Your friend Smelly is in big trouble. You have got to help her!" Puma yells.
Marina doesn't wake up so Luna hits her over the head with a locket.
"Huh what is going on? What is that?" Marina asks.
"It's a special locket just for you." Puma responds.
"Okay did my mom send you? She's always trying to get me to wear crap like this. Tell her to leave me alone." Marina says.
"Serena, It's not just a piece of jewelry. Listen to me! You are Sailor moon sworn to defend the princess of the moon! Powerful evil forces have appeared here on earth and that special locket can help you fight them." Puma yells.
A butterfly on the windowsill has long since distracted Marina's attention.
"Pretty butterfly." Marina says.
Puma rowls and slashes Marina in the back.
"Pay attention Marina. Do you hear me? This is your destiny!" Puma yells.
"My destiny? I thought my destiny was to fail at school and repeat the 8th grade 10 times." Marina says.
"I'll prove it Marina. Just repeat after me. Moon prism power!" Puma yells.
"Okay whatever. Just to get you to leave me alone." Marina says.
She raises up the locket.
"Moon prism power!" Marina yells.
Marina goes into a transformation and gets a really short mini skirt.
"Arghhh. I can't let my mom see me like this. She said I should never wear skirts this short." Marina says.
"Help me!" A voice says.
"That's Smelly!" Marina yells.
"That's right. She's in big trouble." Puma says.
"Yeah but what can I do? You keep forgetting I am just a dumb girl." Marina asks.
"You are full moon. You will know what to do when you look into your heart." Puma responds.
Serena looks at her chest and screams as she jumps out the window.
"That girl is going to be trouble." Puma says chasing after her.
Meanwhile back at the jewelry shop Molly is screaming for help.
"There's no one to help you now little girl." Moron says.
"Help me!" Smelly yells.
Moron slaps a piece of tape on Smelly's mouth to shut her up.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha! Soon you and your kind will cease to exist. Once Queen B.O. unleashes the Negativeforce and lights it, she will destroy you all." Moron says.
"Let her go!" Marina yells.
"What the f?" Moron asks.
"I said, let her go!" Marina yells.
"And who are you?" Moron asks.
"Uh I forget. Um line?" Marina responds confused.
Puma rowls annoyed.
"She is Full moon, the champion of justice! On behalf of the moon, she shall right wrongs and triumph over evil. And that means you!" Puma responds.
"Uh yeah what she said." Marina says.
"Full moon. What kind of name is that?" Moron asks.
Moron raises up her hands.
"Arise my children and serve the great power that is the Negativeforce." Moron says.
Everybody farts all of a sudden and they all raise up like zombies.
One of them just barely misses Marina.
"Puma help me! I don't know what to do!" Marina yells.
Another one slams into her and she hits a pillar.
"That hurt. I don't want to do this anymore." Marina whines.
"Full moon you idiot. You must fight this evil monster or the whole universe could cease to exist." Puma says.
"I don't want to play this game any more! I want to go home." Marina says.
"Fine I'll send you away for good!" Moron yells.
Suddenly a red rose lands in front of the two.
"Now who might you be?" Moron asks.
"ksam odexut ma I. ouy nihtiw roirraw hte dnif dna traeh ruoy kool, noom lluF. ynitsed ruoy si tI." Ksam Odexut says.
"Say what?" Marina asks.
Kasm Odexut says some more stuff backwards.
"I can't understand you. What am I going to do?" Marina asks crying.
"Stop that idiot's crying." Moron says.
Some more people go after Marina.
"Full Moon throw your tiara and then say moon tiara magic." Puma says.
"What's the use? I can't fight and I can't understand what this guy is saying." Marina asks.
"Just do it!" Puma yells.
"Moon tiara magic!" Marina yells.
She beings to throw her tiara but one of her buns gets loose and she trips on her ponytail. The tiara goes wild and rebounds off of Kasm Odexut then hits all of the people and Moron. They all disappear. In the process it breaks every jewel in the store.
"Did I do that? Marina asks.
"Yes and you are going to owe a lot of money." Puma says.
Meanwhile in the other universe Fedup and Queen B.O. get ecstatic as the air is filled with fart gas. Suddenly it all disappears.
"What happened? Someone will pay dearly for this!" Fedup says.
"Yes and that someone will be you!" Queen B.O. says.
She turns herself away from Fedup and lights a fart. The resulting explosion destroys Fedup.
"If you want a job done right you have to do it yourself." Queen B.O. says.
She opens up a can of chili and starts eating it.
"!ouy htiw thgif lliw I. diarfa eb ton oD. eerf era nemow rehto eht lla dna rehtom s'yllems dna, noom lluf, llew enod evah uoY" Kasm Odekxut says.
Marina faints.
"Marina are you all right? Full moon speak to me!" Puma yells.
"What a hunky guy. Sure wish I could understand him." Marina says.
The next day is school Marina goes tired.
"Marina, you're not going to believe this, but my mom and I had the strangest dream." Smelly says.
"No let me guess. This hideous monster attacked you and that this beautiful warrior named Full moon saved you." Marina says.
"How did you know? That's very weird Marina." Smelly says.
"Hey could you keep it down. I was up late last night and I just need a little bit of rest." Marina asks.
She falls asleep and begins snoring.
FULL MOON SAYS.
If you think this parody sucked then you are right on the money. Parodies shouldn't be so over the top. If you want to make a parody you should make it more subtle. Full moon says.