Authors note: So basicly i came up with this story when i was looking at my calendar one morning. I was like "hey isnt February Black History Month?" So i went to my FMA calendar and it didnt say anything. So i thought "I wonder if they have Ishvalen History month in Amestris? " And thats how this story was born LOL.
Also this was funier in my head and its my first fic go easy on me plz! PS. REVIEW!!
Rated: PG for building explosion LOL
Spellchecked not beta'd
high school AU? i guess
Ishvalan History Month
It was Ishvalan history month in Amestris and all the schools were having the students write reports on famous Ishvalans. Even Edward Elric was taking part.
Meanwhile at Central City high school.
"Edward would you like to read your report to the class?" Asked Ed's English teacher.
"Sure whatever." Ed replied. Ed got out of his seat and walked to the front of the classroom.
The Ishvalan Who Tried To Blow My Brains Out By: Edward Elric
After Ed read his report, Ishvalan History month was cancelled and banned. A certain serial killer was not happy about this, not one bit.
Later that night said serial killer crept through the city to the school. Once there his plan was put into action. With one swift arm movement the school was blown to pieces faster than you could say Holy Ishvala!
The Next Day
"So Roy who do you think was behind the school incident last night?" Asked Maes Hughes.
"Well Maes there's only one answer to that question." Said Roy
"And that would be...?" Maes questioned.
"Silly Maes Trix are for kids!" Roy finished.
And so "said serial killer" was never caught, Ed got an F and Hughes was no longer allowed to eat Trix.
THE END
