OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK! So I FINALLY got around to writing the sequal --" I decided to take a nice loooooooong break...eh maybe too long TT I may have lost some of my dedicated readers...oh well...I hope the sequal will win y'alls hearts like the first did. So, I highly recomed you read the first one before reading the sequal...you might get lost Ahem....I shall quit begin for forgivness now and give you all what you want...SAURON'S REVENGE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PS: I've also taken out a LOT of characters, so I'm not even sure who's going to be in this yet...OH YEAH! It's been so long, I almost forgot the disclaimer ;
I'm sure everyone here know what a disclaimer is, but in the awesome words of Dogma: A statement made to save one's ass.
Disclaimer: I do not own ANY of there characters in this, with the exception of Myself, my friends and a girl named Yunevira who will show up later (yeah Laura, I decided to put her in XD) And with that in mind, I do not own ANY of these character, they are the creations of awesome people like J.R.R.Tolkien, Head dude/chick (but I think it's a dude o.O) of Nintedo, and other freakin cool creators. Ok, now this disclaimer will work for the WHOLE story, not just this chapter. And with that....let's start the show! er...story
PS: I'm not sure if the stars thingies that are going to show up, so it might seem kinda weird...I might use little quote thingies instead...
Chater one?!?!?! Gollum and Sauron Teamates oOeveryone is currently vacationing on the lovely beaches of...Lake...Hylia...o.O
Me: 'sips coca-cola' Yummy
Link: Well, it's been a few months since I saved Hyrule, Once again (big ego boost) ahaha, and stopped Sauron from getting the ring, what do I do now? I feel so lost...and scared...I need a hug TT
Me: Well, my dear Link, that's why I am here, I must write up another story for us to do mindless crap.
Link: Sounds good, sounds good.
Frodo: came back to life, even after jumping in lava? WHAT THE CRAP Oo Hey guys. Sorry I lost it back there, you know that ring does some powerful stuff to you.
Link: Like heroine?
Frodo: O.o
Me: o.O
Link: uhhhh yeah...I should just keep my mouth shut...
Me: How did you get back???
Frodo: Some things are best left unsaid...
Link: Whoa, that's deep. It inspires me to be a better person.
Brandy: 'really pissed' off Awwww...how touching...NOT! RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
All: O.O
Link: What the CRAP is wrong with you!
Brandy: My baby Pippin is lost, I can't find him. RARRRR 'shoots flames out her mouth'
Pippin: 'hiding' Merry, is she gone yet.
Merry: I don't know, do Saria and Brandy still like you?
Saria: 'pokes' hey baby.
Pippin: 'screams and runs off, not knowing where he was running he ran into Brandy'
Brandy: Hunny, I found you! 'hugs pippin'
Pippin: 'being suffocated' 'elp! Merry!
Merry: I shall save you Pippin!
Saria: 'tackles Merry' you shall never save him from the evil clutch of Brandy and I! MWAHAHAHAHA! Brandy, do have him tied up yet?
Brandy: 'Is carrying Pippin tied up and is running madly to the Doctors Laboratory, trying to get away from Saria' GOT HIM RIGHT HERE! 'she stopped and ran over to Saria' 'whispers' crap! she got me! TT
Darunia: I miss my rocks TT
Rauru: I miss that blue berry muffin I ate for breakfast TT
Sam: I miss second breakfast TT
Impa: You three should get off your fat asses and run around a bit...or at least around the lake.
Darunia, Rauru, and Sam got up and didn't run two steps before collapsing on the ground in exaustion
Malon: 'kicks the three tup-o-lards on the ground' They're not moving...
Jay: I'm already confused, and it's only the beggining of the first chapter.
AN: This next part I had my friend Laura write, so...enjoy!
Me: Hey Laura!
Laura: Hey Amanda!
Me: Hey Jay!
Laura: Hey Jay!
Laura and I randomly crack up
Jay: Err, hello…O.o
Me: Hey Jay…I gotts somethin to tell ya man….
Laura: Go Amanda, WHOO WHOO!!
Jay: Yes Amanda?
Me: Wellll…..you seeee…
Laura: She's IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!!
Me: I am not!!! I like you Jay, ok?!?! 'runs over and punches Laura'
Laura: Ow!!! 'rubs arm' That hurt!!! O.o
Beavis: Woah, a dude chick likes you, man!!! Weird!!!
Butt-head: Shut up fartknocker!
Laura: Both of you shut up! 'sits on Beavis and Butt-head' Go on Amanda.
Me: And the reason I go to Blockbuster is to see you!
Jay: O.O This is a shock.
Laura: 'rolls eyes' Come on Jay, you knew she liked you!!
Jay: No, I really didn't.
Laura: Aw come on man! Even I coulda figured that out!!
Beavis: Hey dude chick! Get off us!!
Laura: Shut up Beavis! 'kicks Beavis in the face' I don't take crap from nobody.
Butt-head: Hahha, you got told by a dude chick!
Laura: Shut up Butt-head! 'kicks Butt-head in the face'
Butt-head and Beavis: Owwwww!!!
Me: Hahahaha! So now you know Jay, I'm sorry.
Jay: So, I see. Well, I guess that means I'll have to do this….
Laura: Ooohh, it's gonna get romantic!!!
Jay: Erm…something like that. Here Amanda, have free movie rentals for the rest of your life!!! 'hands a shiny silver card to Amanda'
Laura: Ooohlalala!
Me: It's so prettyful! Thanks Jay! 'hugs Jay'
Link: Ooohh, shiny…and pretty….'licks the card'
Me: No!!! HOW COULD YOU LINK?!?! 'kicks Link in the face'
Laura: Umm, how is that possible Amanda? Your foot's like….down there….and his face is like…up there….hehehehehe.
Me: When it comes to Jay, I can do anything!
Laura: I'm not gonna ask….
Me: Hey Jay! If you took out all the vowels in your name, you'd be J!
Laura: I'd be Lur!!
Me: I'd be Amnd!
Laura and I crack up
Everyone else: O.o
AN: So there you go, one of Laura's Moments! THANK YOU LAURA!
Nabooru: But...but...I FELL IN LOVE WITH JAY!
Me: 'beats crap out of Nabooru' sorry chick...he's MINE!
Laura: WHOOHOO! GO AMANDA! YEAH!
Jay: I feel like a ladies man.
Me: No, you're MY man.
Laura: Jay, this is the happiest day of Amanda's like, I will personally 'bleeped out, for if I were to put it in here, PG-13 rating go bye bye and hello R!' to you if you ruin it.
Jay: O.O
Beavis: Dude chick sound's serious
Ganondorf: You guys are driving me crazy! I'M GOING TO GO BE EVIL AGAIN! 'storms off to Mt.Doom to team up with Sauron'
At Mt.Doom!!!!! 'thunder crackles'
Sauron: NOOOO! HOW THE HELL COULD YOU LET THEM DESTROY MY RING! 'he's shouting at the Nazgul aka Black Riders' IF YOU WEREN'T FREAKIN IMMORTAL I WOULD KILL YOU! RARRRR!
Trogdor: Ummm, sir...I have urgent news.
Sauron: GET OUT OF MY SITE! ALL OF YOU, EXCEPT FOR TROGDOR!
Nazgul left, and Sauron slammed the door behind them
Sauron: What idiots! I really needed that Ring so I could sell it on eBay, I'm in wayyyyyy to much debt!
Trogdor: Ummm, they didn't destroy your ring.
Sauron: What do you mean, I saw it through the palintir!
Trogdor: That was some cheap 25 cent ring, weren't you wondering why in the last couple of chapters they put it on, it didn't make them invisible.
Sauron: O.o true...well then what happened to it! I mean, I looked EVERYWHERE there is no other explination except that the idiots took it!
Trogdor: 'reaches in a coat pocket hanging in the closet and pulls out a shiny ring' You left it in your coat pocket --"
Sauron: O.O DOH! The last place I ever thought to look.
Trogdor: --"
Sauron 'grabbed the Ring and stared at it when there was a knock on the door' : GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY ROOM! I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE!
Voice: But preciousssss, we needssss to talk to you. yesssss we do.
Trogdor: whispers dude it's Gollum, he's creepy, don't let him in.
Sauron: Come on in Gollum, lil buddy!
Trogdor: --"
Gollum: Little buddy preciousss, I just so happen to remember you torturing ussss so you could find our preciousss.
Sauron: Oh yeah ;
Gollum: Now down to businessss...I am here for revenge, yesss preciousss, revenge cackles
Sauron: SECURITY!
Gollum: No! No! Preciousssss, revenge against the Amanda girl. yesss, she makes us angry preciousss, so very angry!
Sauron: Ohhhhh calls off security but why do you want revenge against her?
Gollum: She wrotesss the firsssst story using our name preciousss, and by the end we were hardly in it.
Sauron: Ohhh, I want revenge on her because she tried to destroy my ring.
Ganondorf knocks the door down
Ganondorf: I want revenge against her because she drove me crazy while I was with them...making all sorts of weird stiff happen to me, and she made me good in the story! Come on, I am 100 percent bad ass.
Sauron and Gollum craked up: BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Ganondorf: Why is that funny o.O
Gollum: Nothing preciousss...just the fact you got beaten by a man wearing a green dressss. BWAHAHAHA
Ganondorf: For your information, it a Tunic, not a dress..and he's really tough TT
Sauron: Ok, you can join...on one condition 'whispers to Ganondorf so that way I can raise suspense..OooooOOOOoooooOOOoooOOooOoO'
Ganondorf: What NO! I know he might like me, but...he's creepy!
Sauron: Then you can't be part of our evil plans.
Ganondorf: FINE! 'uses a warp potion to save time and walkes up to Gandalf'
Gandalf: Hey there, hunnybuns...what's going on 'giggles'
Ganondorf: 'punches gandalf' I love you 'uses a potion and warps back to Sauron's HQ'
Sauron and Gollum: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! they had watched the scene through the palintir
Ganondorf: So can I join you awesome plot of revenge?
Sauron: 'wipes tear' yeah, dude, you should've seen your face! BWAHAHAHA
Gollum: So what's our first plan of revenge, preciousssss
Sauron: Well, I have decided not to sell the Ring on eBay, but use it to take over Hyrule! MWAHAHAHAHA
MEANWHILE AT LAKE HYLIA
All: O.O
Gandalf: 'bleeding' He loves me! He really loves me! 'sigh'
Me: I don't believe it!
Link: I'm happy for you Gandalf...why can't I ever get a girl-friend TT
Saria: SHADDUP! 'punches Link'
A girl in a black trench coat, comes running into the scene
Link: Whoa, who is that?
Me: I know her! I made her up
Girl: GET THEM AWAY FROM ME! 'turns around and shoots various magic spells then continues running. A creature was running with her'
Link: Well then, WHO IS IT?!?!?!
Me: It's Yunevira! a Kingdom Hearts Character I made up! And there's Shadow! Her pet heartless 'runs over to creature and hugs it'
Yunevira: What are you doing to Shadow?
Me: Hugging him, so who are you yelling at?
Yunevira: These to freaks that think Shadow is a bug and is trying to kill him!
Zelda and Ruto Appear?!?!?! HOW DID THEY GET HERE?!?!?!
Laura and I: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Link: HOW DO THEY KEEP REAPPEARING!?!?!?! Last I saw them they were eaten o.O
Zelda: Lyke, with the totally reviving powers of lyke, faries!
Ruto: 'holding a jillion bottles with faries in them'
Zelda: 'screached' LYKE! OH MY GOD! IT'S THAT BUG! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! 'screaches again'
Me: 'pulls out a gun' OK THAT'S IT! SHADOW IS COOL! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL HIM! YOU FREAKS ARE GOING DOWN!
Laura: 'pulls out a gun too' yeah, shadow is cool! I would let Amanda die before I let him die!
Me: TT
Laura: just kidding, heh heh ;
Laura and I: shoots repeatedly AHAHAHAHAHA!
All the faries brake out of their bottles, and started attacking everyone!
Army Of Faries (AOF): HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!
All: 'run screaming' IT'S A BUNCH OF FREAKIN NAVI'S!
Link: I THOUGHT GOLLUM ATE HER!
A huge Fairy appeared?!?!?! o.O
Huge Fairy (HF): I AM NAVI! MWAHAHAHA! YOU THOUGHT YOU GOT RID OF ME WHEN GOLLUM ATE ME, TEHN CRAPPED ME OUT, BUT YOU WERE WRONG!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pippin: But...but...I thought you were a peice of crap!?!?!
Mongo Navi: I WAS! But then somehow I turned into a huge fairy again.
Merry: But, that makes no sense!
Mongo Navi: IT DOESN'T HAVE TO!
Me: SHOOT IT!
Laura and I shoot at Mongo Navi
Laura: NAVI MUST DIE!
Me: YEAH! SHE MUST DIE!
Laura and I: 'shoots Mongo Navi but she gets bigger?!?!?!'
Yunevira: Let me try something! 'uses blizzaga on Mongo Navi'
Mongo Navi: NOOOOOO! 'gets frozen!'
Yunevira: Throw rocks at the Mongo Navi Cube!
All: 'throws rocks execpt for Dark Link'
Dark Link: I'm not a follower, I'm a leader.
Frodo: Whoa, that was way deep, I'm inspired to donate to the homeless.
Me: It just made me want to kick him...don't quite know why o.O
Jay: It made me confused.
Me: 'punches Dark Link'
Dark Link: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?
Me: You confused Jay TT
Dark Link: Oh --" well, that really hurt
Me: Ahahaha, you got hurt by a girl!
Dark Link: What, in the awesome words of Beavis and Butt-head you're a "dude chick"
Me: Hey, you're not cool dude.
Dark Link: I'm not a cool kinda dude.
Me: That's it punk, me and you. It's on, by the Mongo Navi Cube, 3 'o' clock...IT'S ON!
Ok, that's the first chapter, I'll work on the second one later tonight, my sister's are forcing me off the computer TT they're meanies. Ok, sorry it's short, but that's why I'm writing the second chapter tonight! Please review.
-Amanda