Out with the Old, In with the New

by Herme23

Wolfram has been living a pretty good life, that is, until Yuri Shibuya busts onto the scene. Now engaged to the goofball, Wolfram is pretty sure his life as he knew it is over, but is it really? Or has it just begun?

1. Nonsensual Dialogue

Nonsensual Dialogue (Has no part or significance to the story. If you want to, by all means go on to the next chapter! I can't help myself, I just like to work the audience! Tommy: pops his head in You mean you just like to talk.)

Me: Hello, Everyone! Welcome to another Kyou kara Maoh! "oneshot" that I cooked up.

Tommy: Ain't that the truth. --Glares at Herme-- We took a break to work on other stories…not this.

Me: Tell me about it. But you know what happened, it just sorta…seized us and we couldn't fight it, right?

Tommy: --Mumbles-- Right.

Me: So, what we got here is something a bit…er…out of the ordinary. --Waits for prompt--

Tommy: --Prompts Mistress-- How so?

Me: Thank you. Well, I'm kinda just grabbing the first few episodes and running with them. So this doesn't really fit in with the rest of the show, I guess you could call it a "What if it happened like this…?" kinda story.

Tommy: You trying to say it's on crack? --Ignores Mistress' Death Glare and Faces Audience; Cue Movie Announcer Voice-- So forget everything you thought you knew about Kyou kara Maoh!—

Me: Ah, no, not quite that dramatic.

Tommy: --Back to Normal-- I see. Disclaimers?

Me: Yes, I have some. Uh, let's see…--Reviews Notes-- Ah, cursing, of course.

Tommy: Someone'll probably complain that they're out of character…

Me: Ah yes, so in advance, sorry. Er…some "Original Characters"—

Tommy: Not to mention some "Original Characters" getting slightly jiggy with "Main Characters."

Me: —Oh, it's not that bad! Yuuram, of course; slight Gwendal/Gunter heading your way…er…eventual lime-flavoring…attempts at humor, mass amounts of arrogance, general perversion, and not-so-little Black Books.

Tommy: That it?

Me: Yep, I believe so.

Tommy: So, anyways…here it is! Finally! A new KKM story. Get down in the dirt. Quickly! Now…--Cracks whip--...PRAISE US!

Herme: --Thwaps Idiot Demon on Head with Holy Fan--

Tommy: I mean…uh… --Stands cute and ups the ante on shoujo eyes-- Please, leave us a review.

Me: --Shudders in horror at the sight-- Please…uh…enjoy the…show.

August. 2006 – . 2006