Warning: Insanity contained.

Linnet2: Haw!
GG: Not again..
*Linnet2 Thwacks GG with her pencil.*
GG: Ungh....
TA: Tell me this isn't another fic.
Trollop: Then I won't.
TA: Won't what? *Click*
Trollop: Tell you that Linnet just got a FanFiction.net account and is brandishing this fic like her pencil.
All excluding Linnet: *Turn head slowly towards a shining figure, thaat steps out of the shadows and reveals...A Midas Norn.*
...
Lin: Not too shabby, eh?
GG: It should be a Grendel.
troll: grendals suk.
Lin: How'd he get in here?
TA: *~*~*~*~KABLOOIE~*~*~*~* He sin't anymore. *Sweeps away dust*
Darcie: I shall make a complex ecosystem that takes three months and then escape using it.
Theonlymkid: Not if I wave tantalising pictures in front of your faces for a motnh until you die from longing for them!
All except Darcie and TOMK: *Groan*
~Three months later...~
Lin: We're doomed.
TA: Are not.
Lin: Are so.
TA: Are not.
~Two months later...~
Trollop: That's it. *Draws a portal and steps through it*
All: YOU DIDN"T TELL US YOU COULD DO THAT? AND KEPT US HERE MOLDERING FOR 5 MONTHS?
*All grab large pointy objects and jump through the portal*
Lin: Oh boy. Isn't this from C2? The inside of the volcano?

To be continued...
TA: *Click* What kind of lousy excuse is THAT?
GG: *Tackle* Don't kill the author or we'll never get out!
TA: *Glower*