First fic. Aha, sorry for OOCness.
"Oi, Kagura we're out of tissue paper, it's your turn to go out and buy some" the lazy perm said while reading his newly bought Jump.
"Eeeehhh! But, I don't want to aru-"the young cheeky girl replied in a rather childish manner.
"You have to do it, Shinpachi's not around, we don't have a useless character with us to do our errands"
"Only if you give me money to buy sukon-"
"Ye-Yeah, buy everything you want jus go!"
Gintoki lazily waved goodbye to Kagura.
"Tch! That lazy bastard ordering me around just like that! Hah, I'll show him" And she was planning for revenge. Rather a sweet revenge.
Carrying her purple parasol, she walked around the market. There were lots of people that particular day, a lot of street vendors too. But one old man caught her attention.
"Mushrooms! Mushrooms! I have some for sale! But these mushrooms are not ordinary ones you see! They are magical ones! One piece can transform you to your desired self" the old man with a scratchy voice yelled.
"Desired self aru?" the girl wondered.
Curiosity filled here head, since it was her first time to hear such advertisement.
She walked slowly towards the man.
"Here you go young one" the old man handed him a piece of the "magical" mushroom.
"Are you sure I won't get constipated with this huh baldy?" she asked rudely, but her eyes are well-focused to the mushroom handed to her.
"I won't be selling it if it can cause such things" the old man smiled.
She was about to put it in her mouth when-
"Oi China, just how gluttonous are you eating some random dirty things from the street" a familiar tone of voice rang in her head.
She turned around and there he is. The worst person according to her. Okita Sougo, captain of 1st division of the Shinsengumi.
"What the hell are you doing here Sadist? Aren't you supposed to be walking around town 'protecting' civilians from evil" she snorted.
"Oh yes I am China. I was walking around with Hijikita-san when I saw your wide mouth about to gobble up a small mushroom that looks dirty" he said straightly with a very boring and lazy tone.
"You don't need to care for me Sadist"
"And who said I am caring for you? Do you clean your ears? It seems like you misunderstood some of the things I have sai-"
He wasn't finished with his sentence when the young girl popped the small thing into her mouth.
"Oi, Sougo, how long are you gonna play with China?" Hijikita walked towards them.
"Haha,what now Sadist?Just look, I'm gonna transform into a super cute girl aru!" she said with full pride.
"Woah, monsters like you have no chance of becoming a cute creature"he insulted her more.
"Damn y-"
THUD!
"Oi! What did you do to her you bastard!" Hijikita asked.
"I didn't do anything Hijikita-san" Okita replied.
"I think this mushroom's poisonous or something! Oi go after that old bastard!"
The very moment the two policemen turned around to the old man selling the weird mushrooms, he was gone. Even the baskets and the blanket, everything.
"What a pain, now we have to take this girl to the Yoruzuya" Hijikita complained ruffling his hair.
"What's with the Yoruzuya you hate so much Hijikita-san? They're just a useless bunch" Okita replied carrying the small girl into his back.
"That's what. Useless and stupid bunch"
Knock Knock.
"Ah? Kagura, you're late, where have you been, I needed the toilet paper you know. I have to use my Jump because you were late" Gin said opening the door.
"Ah…"
Standing up in his front door are two tax robbers (as he sees them), one of them carrying Kagura in his back.
"Danna, we just stopped by to return this monster home. She passed out after eating a mushroom" Okita said.
"A mushroom! How stupid is that story? Maybe you're just making it up! What did you do to her huh?" He said worrying like a father.
"Oi, you worry too much. She's fine maybe she just hit her head or what, anyway, take her. We have lot's of things to do" Hijikita sighed.
The two men came in. Okita laid the young girl inside her so-called room.
"Oi you can leave now" Gin ordered.
"We have no intentions of staying here you perm" Hijikita answered.
Okita was about to slide open the front door when.
"Gin-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" a very soft voice called out.
" Oi! What are you yelling about Kagura! If you want something get out of there and get it yourself, I''m not Sebastian Michaelis who you can order by a call of a name" he said.
A few seconds passed. There was an awkward silence inside the Yoruzuya.
"Just what is the problem of that kid!" he groaned and went to the place where she was left. The two policemen followed him due to their curiosity.
"What are you blabbering about-" his sentence was cut off.
There she was sitting up, her eyes were starting to grow tears , her face is flushed in a deep shade of red.
"Kagura? Why the hell are you crying like a baby? " Gin asked with a very confused tone.
"Uwaaaaaah~" she came clinging to him.
"K-kagura! What are you doing! Get off me!" he was pulling her away from him but she was just too strong.
The two men were confused with the current scene they were witnessing.
"Hey! Do something about this you two! Don't just stand there and watch like this is some kind of dumb act" he shouted.
"Well danna~ it does look like some kind of dumb act" Okita yawned turning his back.
"Souchiro-kun! Oi! Come back here! Stop this girl! Isn't this your fault! You did something to her right?" Gin shouted over and over again.
Finally Hijikita was irritated, he pulled the girl with one arm and placed her on the floor like a doll.
The three looked at her. Something was definitely different with her they thought at the same time.
Then, she started to open her mouth uttering very soft words.
"A-ano….I'm sorry!" she blushed furiously bowing down to the three men in front of her.
"Is the world falling apart" Gin asked.
"Huh? What are you talking about" Hijikita answered.
"This is definitely not Kagura! This is…this thing is…"He can't continue his sentence proplerly.
"A moe character" Okita said with a dark shade in his eyes.
"Oi! You two! Hang in there!" Hijikita tried to retrieve the consciousness of the two.
"Tch! Seriously? What's wrong with her! She looks pretty normal" he said facing to the the girl with her head still bowed down.
"Oi, China, get up and put an end in this silly act of yours" he said coldly.
She raised her head and smiled at him. Smiled so innocently.
"I'm sorry Hijikita-san." She smile again.
Hijikita lose. The moeness of the girl took over his sanity.
Then the front door slid open. There cam Shinpachi.
Finding Gin san pointing his finger to Kagura with a frightened expression in his face, Okita murmuring the words "moe character, die, moe character, die" over and over again, HIjikita slurping a bottle of mayonnaise, and Kagura smiling…smiling differently at the three men.
Something was definitely going on.
R&R please. Will upload the next chapter in a few days :D
Thank you~