If you have not read the actual story you might not get this, in fact if you have read the actual story you might not get this, it is a crack fic. The story link is posted in my profile so if you want to read check it out. The story is actually AMAZING, this drabble however is own drugs.
The Amazing Bouncing Rat…(Draco/Harry version)
"Oh geez, he is so wiped!" Harry said as he stared intently at his screen.
"Who's wiped?" Draco asked.
"You," Harry said pointing to the computer.
"Are you reading those fanfics again?" Draco asked coming over to the computer, "the person who created that internoodle oughta be shot."
"Internoddle?" Harry questions, "and leave Billy alone."
"Who is Billy?" Draco asked.
"Never mind," Harry said going back to the screen.
"Now who is this writer who's taking it upon herself to muck up our lives?" Draco asked.
"Maya, you know the authors who…"
"Her again!" Draco yelled, "I thought she left fandom."
"She did but, her PDF'S are still all over the net and this stuff is too good to be lost forever," Harry said.
"You are pathetic Potter," Draco said rolling his eyes.
"And you are an amazing bouncing RAT!" Harry yelled in a hyper voice.
"Ferret!" Draco snipped back, "I mean no, I'm not any woodland creature but Ferret is more correct."
"Not according to Mrs. Sarahtellstales."
"Who the heck is that?" Draco asked.
"That is the author of the story," Harry answered.
"I thought that was Maya," Draco responed.
"But her lives journal is Sarah tells tales," Harry explained.
"Whatever, why am I even acting like I care," Draco said.
"Want to read the story?" Harry asked.
Draco rolled his eyes, "no, not really."
"There is a kissing scene with you and Hermione," Harry said.
"I don't really care if there is…WHAT!" Draco yelled pushing Harry off the computer chair, "me and the…me and the….me and the…m…m…MUDBLOOD!"
"You are going to read it?" Harry asked.
"No I will not," Draco said storming out of the room.
"Oh Underwater light, what's this about," Harry said clicking on the link.