A/N: So, I had planned on making my other list, 25 Ways for Emmett to Get Suspended into a story, but my muse just wasn't having it. A reviewer to 50 Ways for Emmett to Annoy His Family suggested it do that with it, and well, I'm trying my hand at it. Sorry if it isn't that good, it's not the easiest to make things on a list like that flow into a story... lol I hope you enjoy it anyway! This first chapter is a... an intro of sorts? Idk.. anyway, review please!!! And check out the original story on my profile. thx! Oh, and the title is a working title, if you can think of a better one, please let me know :)
Disclaimer: I am not Stephenie Meyer, therefore i own nothing.
Emmett's Blog, April 19
Screen name: TheREALEmmettCullen
Hey all you people in Internet land! Emmett here, with some brilliantly devious ideas. I've been stuck in my room all night completely shunned by my entire family JUST because I was singing a song! Just because it's the song that gets on everybody's nerves, doesn't mean they have to be rude! They don't know what real annoyance is.
So as I've been sitting here all by my lonesome I've come up with a few ideas to REALLY get on these people's nerves. I wanna see much entertainment I can get before I lose my head. They have no idea who they're dealing with.
First victim? Little bro, Edward. This should be easy… .
Keep you posted!
-Emmett
Emmett closed his laptop with a grin. He could put his plan into effect immediately. Edward wouldn't know what hit him…
TBC…