A wolf sits before you, his white wings resting on his back. He welcomes you with a bright smile, gesturing you to sit on the couch. "Welcome friend! I am Kuro Rakka Shimo, but please just call me Kuro. I have moved into the Seville residence for reasons I will not say. If you plan on staying with us, here are a few rules that will help you stay alive!

Rule #1: No one is allowed to hit Simon on the head, just to turn him back into Simone.

Me: Let's just say we've all had more than enough of the little French guy…

Simone: *runs by* Non! Je ne vais pas revenir à être Simon!

Alvin: STOP HIM!

Me: What have I told you about hitting his head?

Alvin: Um… Nothing?

Me: *facepalm*

Rule #2: If you cherish your life, you will not ever, EVER, tell Brittany she can't accessorize.

Me: Let's just say that Alvin will be having nightmares for a while…

Alvin: *rocking back and forth* No… Don't put the stick there!

Me: Poor kid… But I warned him!

Rule #3: Do not ever go into Simon and Jeanette's lab if the door is closed!

Me: I went in once… I never thought my fur would grow back!

Simon: How was I supposed to know it was explosive?

Me: Probably the "Danger" label?

Simon: You took my glasses!

Me: So?

Rule #4: Do not ever call Theodore or Eleanor fat.

Me: Let's just say that we won't be going to any Nightwish concerts for a while.

Theodore: Serves Marco right!

Me: Dude! It's Nightwish! You can't just tear of Marco's beard!

Eleanor: You have to admit, he looks weird without it!

Me: Just let me sulk in the corner in peace!

Rule #5: The Yes Dance is now and forever banned from the Seville household.

Me: They just won't stop!

Alvin: let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!

Brittany: Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!

Both: Ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting!

Me: SHUT UP! DX

Alvin: LAME!

Rule #6: Family Guy is also banned for the Seville kids.

Me: And they still quote it!

Alvin: BRITTANY! WHERE IS MY SUPPER!

Brittany: STILL IN THE OVEN!

Alvin: WILL I HAVE IT SOON?

Brittany: QUITE SOON!

Alvin: THANK YOU!

Brittany: YOU'RE WELCOME!

Alvin: Nyah!

Brittany: Nyah!

Me: I SAID IT'S BANNED!

Alvin: LAME!

Rule #7: Alvin is not allowed to say "Lame"

Alvin: Aw what? This is so-

Jeanette: RULE SEVEN!

Alvin: … I hate these rules!

Rule #8: You are not allowed to hate the rules.

Alvin: That's not right!

Me: *Troll face*

Rule #9: Jeanette… Simon… No matter how much you love each other, you aren't allowed to "have fun" in my room!

Me: That just isn't right you guys!

Simon: That's what you say!

Me: Do you have any idea how hard it is to clean up after you?

Jeanette: QUITE!

Me: QUITE!

Rule #10: No snakes in the house!

Me: Do I even have to say it?

*snake slithers by with a bulge on its stomach*

Eleanor: Has anyone seen Theodore around?

Me: *facepalm*

Rule #11: Kuro is not allowed to turn into a chipmunk.

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Last time you did, the paparazzi wouldn't leave the yard for a whole week!

Me: How was I supposed to know that they'd ask all them questions?

Rule #12: Simon is not allowed to fold Dave's music papers into airplanes.

Me: Let's just say, Jeanette's gonna need an eye patch for a month.

Simon: How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?

Jeanette: Until my eye is better!

Simon: I thought it was going to hit Alvin!

Rule #13: The Chipmunks and The Chipettes are not allowed to use the toaster without me or Dave's supervision.

Me: They burned the house down!

Alvin: Oh please! It was only a little fire!

Me: The fire department was called!

Alvin: Myaah! You have to admit it was cool!

Me: Yeah, it was, UNTIL I LOST MY FUR!

Alvin: It could have been worse!

Rule #14: Eleanor is not allowed to sing opera at the top of her voice.

Me: She may have tiny lungs, but she caused us all to have ear bleeds!

Eleanor: At least I was able to break glass!

Me: And that's good how?

Eleanor: Broken glass.

Me: :D

Rule #15: Brittany is not allowed to go shopping without someone watching her.

Me: I think Brittany can explain this one better than me.

Brittany: So what? I got kidnapped once, what's so bad about that?

Me: We searched for weeks!

Rule #16: NO ZIP LINING!

Eleanor: Yeah! No zip lining!

Me: Remember the island!

Rule #17: Swimming pools are banned!

Me: Poor Brittany almost drowned!

Alvin: Yeah, she tripped somehow!

Brittany: YOU PUSHED ME!

Alvin: *Troll face*

Rule #18: Troll faces are banned from the Seville residence.

Me: Let's blame Dave for this!

Dave: *Troll face*

Me: *Lolwut face*

Rule #19: Glue is not for gluing chipmunks to the wall!

Me: Okay, this one's my fault!

Rule #20: No scaring Theodore on Halloween!

Me: Poor kid nearly peed himself last year!

Theodore: I did not!

Me: *Troll face*

Dave: RULE 18!

Me: AH SHADDAP!

A/N

Yeah… So! This was an attempt to entertain with comedy! R&R and tell me what you think! KRS, Out!