Ok, this is a new story but it was an idea given to me :D

Ok the first chapter is just an basic just to get it rolling haha XD this will be a short chapter.

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Ways to annoy Mustang

Mission: Ways to annoy Mustang, mission one

Mustang was walking through the halls thinking to himself that today was going to be a good day. But in the background music, you can hear the jaws theme playing as there is someone approaching Mustang.

"Hey Roy!" Maes said.

"Hughes... what do you want..." Mustang sighed.

"Here! Look! Have I told you! Gracia's pregnant! My first child! I wonder what it'll be! A boy? A girl? Maybe twins!" Hughes said.

"Oh great..." Mustang yawned.

Few months later...

"She's six months pregnant! She loves to have chocolate! You should get a wife and then you might get little kiddies of your own...And maybe with the same hair colour!" Maes said.

Roy glared at him.

"Will you go away! Your wife has...3 months? Left to have the child." Mustang growled.

"So? At least I settled and not a womenizer!" Maes grinned.

Roy then got up.

"I'm busy and got lots of work. Go bother someone else." Mustang said, pushing Hughes out of the room. He slammed the door and clenched his fists.

Mustang sighed and went back to his work.

Mustang then got up and decided to go home. When he did get home, the phone went. Roy grunted and answered.

"Hello..." Roy muttered.

"Hey Roy!" Hughes exclaimed.

Roy grunted.

"Great...what do you want?" Roy said.

"Gracia felt a kick! Ain't that adorable?" Maes said.

"And I care because??" Mustang said.

"Because we're mates and we tell each other everything! Like that new alchemist, Fullmetal? Yeah you told me that he and his little brother had used human transmutation. I will meet them one day." Maes said.

"Right... I only told you because you were bugging me about it. About why you heard that the new alchemist had a metal arm and leg..." Mustang said.

"Haha, you're right Roy...Now what are you going to give to our new baby? Oh? Do I hear you're gonna give him or her a big massive teddy that will be taller than him or her? How nice of you!" Maes exclaimed.

Roy slammed the phone down and walked off.

"God, will he stop bragging!" Roy complained.

The next week, Maes was told to go on a train. He got to the nearest phone and phoned Roy.

"Hey Roy! I may not be there, but I think Gracia is nearly due!" Maes said.

"Maes, I don't care..." Mustang sighed.

Then all of a sudden someone picked up the phone. It was Hawkeye.

"With all due respect, sir, but...Babies are not born at 6 months!" Hawkeye exclaimed and put the phone down. -I just had to put that in :D-

"Gee, what a spoil sport..." Maes muttered.

Mustang sighed.

"Thanks" Mustang said.

"No problem sir." Hawkeye said and went back to her work.

"But any need to slam the phone? You could've just given the phone back" Mustang sighed.

"Sir, you need to tell him to stop it and maybe he will." Hawkeye said.

"That won't stop him.." Mustang yawned.

Maes called Roy back.

"Hey Roy! Someone seemed to have interupted our conversation." Maes laughed.

"Yeah...someone did...." Mustang gritted his teeth. "What now, Maes?"

"I can't wait for the baby to be born!" Hughes said.

"Hughes...." Mustang growled.

"Huh??" Hughes said and then put the phone down.

"Hughes?" Mustang said, while he was slowly putting the phone down.

Mustang heard the phone go. He wondered what was going on. But he knew whats going on. This was the same train that the Elric brothers are on.

3 months later.

Little Elysia is born.

"Hey Roy! Elysia is born! Its a little girl! How adorable is she! You better buy her a present!" Maes said.

Will you stop annoying me!!!" Mustang hissed.

"Why, how am I annoying you!" Maes said.

"You just are!" Mustang growled.

"Ok, ok, fine. I won't annoy you," Hughes said.

Mustang put down the phone and sighed with relief.

Then the phone rung.

"Hello" Mustang said.

"Hi! When are you going to buy her a present!" Hughes said.

"Oh, bother..." Mustang sighed.

"What?" Hughes said.

Mustang just put down the phone and smacked his head to the desk.

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Hope you like the first chapter! Very basic but oh well!! next chapters will eventually get better i hope! review if you have any ideas i dont mind :D