Potty in the USA
Get out of the car at 12:18 with my blatter full
Wondering what I'm going to do
Can I go at the mall?
Then my mom says "No way that place is nasty".
But, I don't care, 'cause I'm feeling kind of blasty.
This is all so crazy
Everyone peed so lately
My tummy is turning and I'm feelin kind of nasty
To much pressure and I nervous
Then my mom says "Get back in the car, we've really gotta go"
"No. I've gotta go"
"I've really gotta go"
So, I put my hands up a porta-potty!!!
Oh, thank you. Thank you
Nodding my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah
Got my hands up, the rush of the flow
Know I'm gonna be ok
Yeeaahhh it's The Potty in The USA
Yeeaahhh it's The Potty in The USA
Open the door
Everybody's lookin at me now
Like who's that chick
That's rocking kicks
She's not from this town
So hard with strangers all around me
All looking at me, kind of scary
Cause all I see are stilettos
Guess I didn't get the memo
My tummy is turning and I'm feelin kind of blasty
To much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when my Dad said "Brake it up. We've really gotta go"
And suddenly "I've really gotta go"
"I've really gotta go"
So, I put my hands up a porta-potty!!!
Oh, thank you. Thank you
Nodding my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah
Got my hands up, the rush of the flow
Know I'm gonna be ok
Yeeaahhh it's The Potty in The USA
Yeeaahhh it's The Potty in The USA
Feel like hoppin in the car if that's all right
Back to my hometown tonight (tonight)
Somethin stops me every time (every time)
My Dad says "Hurray! We've really gotta go"
So, I put my hands up a porta-potty!!!
Oh, thank you. Thank you
Nodding my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah
Got my hands up, the rush of the flow
Know I'm gonna be ok
Yeeaahhh it's The Potty in The USA
Yeeaahhh it's The Potty in The USA
So, I put my hands up a porta-potty!!!
Oh, thank you. Thank you
Nodding my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah
Got my hands up, the rush of the flow
Know I'm gonna be ok
Yeeaahhh it's The Potty in The USA
Yeeaahhh it's The Potty in The USA