Kim Possible: Dimension Detention
Summary: When Kim and Joss get detention, the universe freaks out. What if the universe was multi-dimensional? Follow Kim and Joss on their wild adventure into the crazy and insane world that exists within my head.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible, Teen Titans, Final Fantasy XIII, Avatar the Last Airbender , or pretty much anything which you may recognize. I do own my O.C. (you'll like him, even if he is an insert of myself, he's human, flawed, grows and changes in a way that real humans do.) Oh, and Kasy Ann and Sheki Go Possible are the creation of the lovely and extremely talented NoDrogs, and though I did not get to ask permission to use these wonderful characters, I truly hope he will not be angry, as I have nothing but the utmost respect for him and his creations. Oh, and I also am not the writer of the quote I use as the title of the prologue.
Warnings: AU, Femmeslash, Dimension madness, Insanity, Cavity Inducing Fluff, hilarity, strong language, some OOC'ness, and all around pandemonium.
Prologue: Never argue with an idiot, they'll only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
'Stupid jerk off son of a bitch' Kim thought ruefully, as her and her cousin Joss, as well as the schools queen bitch Bonnie, stalked their way to the room that housed Middleton High's future criminals, lawyers, and politicians: the I.S.S. room. Yes, Kim Possible, teenage heroine, goody two shoes extraordinaire, had detention. This was very unusual for the redhead, since she was the ultimate goody-goody. Never late to class, never skipping school (missions don't count) always making up whatever she missed due to the missions she had, always getting straight A's, never cursing or fighting.
Now you may be wondering how a student as exemplary as this had detention and there would only be one answer. The bane of Kim's high school existence: Bonnie Rockwaller. Today had started like any other; Kim had woken up, showered, brushed her teeth, had breakfast and kissed her mother and father (yes both) on the cheek before heading to her cousins' house to pick Joss up for school. While this may seem to be a good day, once they had arrived at school it quickly went to hell. Bonnie, queen bitch, had decided that today was a good day to torture Kim, and considering today was also Kim's 18th birthday, it really wasn't, at least in Kim's mind. But Bonnie happened to think on a different wavelength from Kim, and thus she had decided that announcing that Kim was most likely a flaming dyke, pointing out how her only friends in school were her cousin Joss and Monique, the schools lesbian, and Ron the schools loser, and that Kim herself should not be captain of the cheer squad, a position that in Bonnies' mind Kim had stolen from her.
This wouldn't have been so bad, as it normally wasn't, if Joss hadn't decided to take Bonnie down a peg courteous of a spinning leg sweep and a loud declaration that if Bonnie didn't watch herself, Kim and Joss would beat her seven ways from Sunday. Now Kim, who had been an innocent bystander up to this point, had at that exact moment clamped a hand down over her over eager brunette cousins mouth and tried to pull her away. (albeit unsuccessfully) Mr. Barkin, who was seemingly the only teacher in all of Middleton High, had chosen that moment to walk by, and had rather rudely assigned Kim, Joss, and Bonnie detention.
Thus, we find our teen hero silently trudging down the halls of Middleton High to the I.S.S. room for the second time in her life. Thankfully this time she'd at least have Joss in class with her, and while this was only a small comfort; it was one she took great solace in. Joss had quickly found a place among Kim and her friends after moving to Middleton from Montana, and since the only people Joss had known at first were Kim and Ron she had formed a close to inseparable bond with her sixteen year old cousin. Joss was now more of a little sister to Kim than a cousin, so as is the case with a lot of siblings, she both hated and loved Joss beyond measure. Right now, she hated her. Passionately. But as it was, Joss was still going to be her only friend in here, or so she thought. She certainly couldn't count on Bonnie being a friend; more than likely Bonnie would try and turn the entire room against Kim. Never did she expect what would happen once she threw open those doors. Nor did she ever expect what would happen when her Kimmunicator would go off about five minutes into the detention.