A/N: Hey! I just figured that Kate didn't receive enough attention from the fandom. ;) I just hope she's not OOC here. Please note that I have nothing against read-heads, I just really despise Linda Miller-Walker. I do hate Disney Princesses (Mulan and Pocahontas are NOT princesses), though. Don't judge! I just really hate them.

Disclaimer: Don't own it. Nor do I own "'I love you' doesn't count after goodbye" I really don't know who owns it. Or anything here, really.

Katherine,
Kate,
Katherine,

Simple,
Sweet,
and
Pretty.
Just a simple
Schoolteacher.
Goodie-two-shoes
Green Lake
Sweetheart.
Everybody just
Adores you,
Don't they?

All those
Guys
L-O-V-E
You
sososo
much.
They wanted
Their teacher
All they got was
Their education.
But that
Prince Charming
Wouldn't take
No
For an answer.
No,
Trout Walker
Always
Got just what he
W#A#N#T#E#D

Oh, look,
Your roof is broken.
He'll fix that.
You're paying him in
P*E*A*C*H*E*S,
Your
Award-winning
Ones,
Sam's doing a job,
Not a favor.
-
Oh, look,
Your door is broken.
He'll fix that.
More and more
P*E*A*C*H*E*S
Come his way.
It's a job.
Just a job.
-
And, now, he's fixed everything
In your schoolhouse.
-
But. Now, look,
Your heart's broken
He'll fix that.
That moment was
Wonderful,
Magical,
Beautiful.
But, honey,
You of all people should
K#N#O#W
That
Fairytales don't exist.

Prince Charming's so perfect,
But isn't he a jerk?
That castle's so beautiful,
But look, it's polluting.
All your friends are so loyal-
Loyal to their king.
Cinderella's a Mary-Sue,
Good thing she isn't you,
She's a red-headed gold digger.
You don't want Prince Charming, anyway,
You want Romeo.
But honey, you forget,
They're called
T-R-A-D-G-E-D-I-E-S
For a
R-E-A-S-O-N.

C/r/a/s/h.
All you can remember is a
C/r/a/s/h.
And, honey, what else
C/r/a/s/h/e/d?
Your whole life
C/r/a/s/h/e/d
When those boats
C/r/a/s/h/e/d.

D|e|a|d.
They're
D|e|a|d.
He's
D|e|a|d.

SamSamSam,
Your
R\o\m\e\o;
Your
ForbiddenLove;
He's
GoneGoneGone

It wasn't just Sam.

Katherine?
Katherine Barlow?
Oh, honey, didn't you hear?
There's no Katherine Barlow.
You killed her, remember?
Kissin' Kate Barlow
Killed her, they say;
The only victim with no kiss.
Because 'I love you' doesn't count after goodbye.
He's gone, sweetie,
You're g-o-n-e.

But, you still taught them a lesson.

"She only kissed those she killed"
Isn't that true, Kate?
You killed him.
He was the first of your victims.
Selfish Girl.
Selfless Girl.

They were all
Uneducated.
You're still a teacher, right, Kate?
T#E#A#C#H##T#H#E#M

-/|\-

Wake up, Katherine.
You're home.
But, where'd your lake go?
It dried up.
But, where're your peaches?
Somewhere out there,
In the dry lake bed,
Under an overturned wood boat.
But, where's your Sam?
Oh, right, he's
Gone.

Oh, you're cold.
He'll fix that.
Oh, you're heart's broken.
He'll fix that.
Keep dreaming, Princess.

Oh, look, he's found you!
Prince Charming.
He's here.
He wants your money.
What money?
It's gone, gone, gone.
They can dig for a hundred years,
They'll never have it.
\|/
Oooh, a lizard.
Isn't it pretty?
Yellow,
Eleven white spots,
Black teeth,
Red eyes,
Poison bite.
/|\
They're afraid.
And you stare at it.
They shoot.
They miss.
You smile.
Keep Digging.
She shrieks,
He's desperate.
And you laugh.

Katherine,
Kate,
Katherine