Title: Topple!
Author: Yukata no Kida
Characters/Pairing: Kadota Kyohei & OC
Genre: Romance & Humor
Word Count: 199 (DAMN.)
Rating: T (contains Swearing and some minor Adult Situations)
Disclaimer: Durarara! Belongs to Narita-sensei.
Started on: 8/19/10
Finished on: 10/23/10 (EDITED)
A/N: The link to Maaka's information and photo is in my profile.
First drabble~ Please enjoy.
"Ne, Celty?"
The black gas emitting from her neck flared for a second as Celty typed onto her PDA.
"What is it?"
'She's aggravated,' Maaka thought, muffling a laugh.
"Ya' know how Iza-nyan is always stealing my clients?"
The dullahan paused before typing.
"Yes, what of it?"
Maaka gave her a dead serious look.
"I think I'm gonna kill him."
"I don't thi-"
"No. I'm really gonna kill him. Oh! But wouldn't Shi-chan be angry? Maybe I should chain Iza-nyan to a chair and let Shi-chan push him off a building? Ooh, that'd be fun~ Or maybe we could-"
"I really don't thi-"
"Wait, no! I'm being ridiculous!"
Celty would've sighed in relief, had she could. She began typing again.
"I'm glad to see that you've noti-"
"Haha! Of course! We could get all of 'Bukuro -because we all know everyone hates Izaya- to set Iza-nyan's office on fire, then send him to Uruguay or some shit!"
U-Uruguay?, the dullahan thought incredulously.
Maaka flailed excitedly, anxious to get her revenge.
"Ahaha! I'm brilliant! Simply brilliant! Thanks Celty! Tell Shinra I stopped by~!"
The ecstatic informant left the condo with a resonating 'bang'.
Celty started to facepalm.
She couldn't.