A/N: HELLO EVERYONE! And welcome to the madness of my mind! Muhahahahaha! I hope thou shalt enjoy this…cause I know that I had fun writing it!

Disclaimer: -mumble- I won't say it….I won't…BAH! I don't own anyone from Pirates ok! There I said it. –Goes off and sulks-

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CHAPTER ONE FOO"S!

Two 16 year old girls sat side by side on a blue couch in the middle of a living room…that happened to be the girl on the right's home.

The girl on the right, Brittney, looked over at her best friend Jordan.

They both just stared at each other until.

"So…What do yah wanna do?" Brittney yawned in boredom.

Jordan gave her a confused look. "I don't know…What do you want to do?"

"I don't know—HEY!" Brittney glared at the red head who grinned sheepishly back at her. Brittney growled then pouted. "Oh fine…I guess we could um…" the brunette looked around for something to give her an idea.

Jordan noticed her friend's dilemma and began to look around too. She spotted Brittney's Pirates of the Caribbean movie and grinned evilly. "I know! Let's play Pirates!"

The brunette gave Jordan a sarcastic look. "Ok sure! Do we have any "pirate clothes"?"

Jordan thought for a second. "Um…no?"

"Do we have any really big ships?"

"Erm…no…"

"Do we live anywhere near an ocean or sea?"

"…no…"

"And do we have any treasure to plunder?"

"…….no…"

Brittney nodded with a sarcastic smile. "Well then. Now you see my point."

Jordan was the one to pout this time. Brittney looked at the red head and suddenly felt guilt, she too had wanted to play pirates but she had been sarcastic and logical at the same time.

"Oh…All right…" Jordan perked up, "…but…" Jordan's face fell. "…we have to be outside when we play it…and I have to be able to have my iPod." Brittney finished then cuddled her iPod.

Jordan slowly began to scoot away from her iPod obsessed companion.

After a few moments of iPod crazed silence, both girls hopped up and ran to the door. Brittney stopped for a second and clipped her iPod case (with her iPod in it) onto her belt with a bit of difficulty then swung the door open.

Jordan was the first to walk out and she waited impatiently for Brittney who, somehow, had gotten a little tangled up with her headphones.

Brittney stumbled out and bumped into Jordan. They both stumbled then fell into a HUGE hole.

Brittney and Jordan screamed on the top of their lungs as the tumbled down the black abyss.

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Jordan was still screaming when she landed HARD on her backside.

"Ooooo ouchie!" She groaned and rubbed her soar butt.

Jordan heard voices and looked around. Lots of people were standing around her and staring at her. But Brittney wasn't anywhere to be seen.

"Um…Hi?" Jordan smiled nervously and waved her hand.

She also then took note that she was on a ship. "Oooo! Cool!" Forgetting that everyone was staring at her, Jordan jumped up and dashed over to the stern. On her way there she rammed into someone.

Jordan squeaked as she fell backwards.

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YO--" Jordan looked up to see none other then Captain Jack Sparrow standing in front of her with one brow arched.

Jordan sat there for a second then jumped up and tackled Jack in a glomp. "OMG! It's like you! It's really YOU!"

Jack made a panicky face and looked at Mr. Gibbs for help. Jordan continued to crush him in a hug with hearts for eyes.

She then let go of him and just stared at him. "You're like Jack Sparrow, pardon, Captain Jack Sparrow and like you're so cool and stuff and it was soo cool the way you act and stuff and this means that I'm on the Black Pearl and oh man this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool and I wonder what Brittney is doing and and man and I like wonder what you all are doing now and how a hole appeared in front of B's house but but man its like you, THE Captain Jack Sparrow and man I thought that I'd never live to see this day but I have so yeah and and and and dude this is way to cool for words yet I keep talking and and I LOVE YOU!" Jordan gasped and fainted from lack of air.

Jack looked down at the red haired girl with an 'Ok I'm really creeped out' face. "Well…what'd ya know…she knocked herself out…"

Mr. Gibbs looked down at her as well. "Apparently so…"

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Brittney wasn't as lucky as Jordan when it came to landing for two reasons.

One she landed on her stomach and two…the floor was covered in what seemed to be hard coral.

The brunette swore in pain and slowly got up. As she dusted herself off, she noticed feet coming into her view…quiet a lot of feet too. She also noted that Jordan wasn't there.

Brittney's mind went somewhere else though as her hand touched her iPod case. She completely forgot about the feet and her friend not being with her and screeched in horror.

"NOOOOOOO! Not my baby!" She pulled it off of her belt and checked it over to make sure it wasn't damaged. Brittney sighed in relief to see that no harm had come to her iPod.

She clipped it back onto her belt happily and took a few steps forward and walked right into what felt like a brick wall. Brittney seemed to slowly peel away from what ever it was with swirly eyes and drool coming out of the side of her mouth.

Brittney fell back and her butt got the same treatment as her front with the coral and all.

Grumbling, Brittney looked up to see what the heck she had just bumped into. Her jaw unhinged.

Normally she would have sworn at what ever she had bumped into but in this instance she was speechless…for about two seconds. "Holy –BEEP-! You…You're Davy Jones! THE DAVY JONES!"

True enough, Davy Jones stood in front of her with a confused/glaring face on.

"This has to be a dream, there is no way it can be real unless I'm in one of those realistic dream thingies but normally they turn out to be nightmares and I don't like nightmares and this doesn't look like a nightmare, it looks like one of my most treasured dreams and--" Brittney had to stop there and catch her breath.

She just stared at him for a little longer then a happy grin spread across her face and she fainted.

The guy with the sharky face walked up to Davy. "What do ye want us to do with her Captain?"

Davy looked at him then the odd girl at his feet. "Put 'er in the brig fer now." He growled and walked off. Sharky looked at his Captain in confusion then picked up the girl.

This was going to be very interesting.

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A/N: WOO HOO! –runs around in hyper circles-

Jordan: -sigh- sorry everyone…she's had a little too much chocolate today…

Me: OOOOO! See the almighty purple button in the corner? Huh huh? Do yah? Click it please and leave messages! AND CANDY! –gets smacked upside the head with a fish-

Jordan: just R&R please please.