Hannah Montana
How Hannah Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Robbie ran towards the large hop scotch drawing, quickly jumped onto the squares, then took the last step, and accidentally fell off the cliff.
Meanwhile, in Malibu...
Jackson sat on the couch, pretending to read the newspaper. Oliver snuck up from behind him, staying bent over, close to the floor, then flipped over the couch, sending Jackson smashing face-first into the television screen. Sparks shot out of the screen, then ceased. Smoke began to come out of the shattered box.
Satisfied with his accomplishment, Oliver rolled up Jackson's newspaper, stuck it in his mouth, lit the end on fire, and was soon consumed in flames.
Miley and Lilly walked inside from the patio, and looked at the scene in the living room. After a minute, the two turned around and departed.
"You think this is funny?" demanded Robbie. "Well it's not. Thousands of people die like this everyday. So just take a minute and think if this is really worth the..."
Miley poked Robbie with a cattle prod. Robbie then died, and collapsed on the floor.
And Now, our feature presentation... Billy Man and Jackson Boy
"Quick, Jackson Boy, activate the BillyMobile," ordered Billy Man.
Jackson pushed a button on the small machine he was holding. The BillyMobile then started up, and plowed over Billy Man.
Jackson pulled out a trumpet, and played Taps. The Living End?
Hannah Montana sat on stage, watching the crowd. Robbie then ran on stage, and ripped his rain coat open. The entire audience instantly dropped dead.
Lilly sat in front of a mirror, brushing her hair.
"You look beautiful," said Oliver, who didn't reflect in the mirror.
"I do... don't I?" replied Lilly
Oliver then threw Lilly out the window, and walked away.