Ah Kal-El lived in Metropolis town; A Krypton man a mighty strong
Well, he had a foe who sought Earth's crown; And he strove to stay this wrong
Ah but Kal he had a naïve way; with the love of justice he was born
And to send Zod on he had to slay; a city wrecked a Batman scorned
War of the heroes will ya please go and bleed now?
If you do, your life I'll be taking
Why is it you went and said Martha?
Lots of wreck in Superman's wake!
One day Laird Bruce could not cope; He came at Kal with a Krypton spear
Crazed Lex fell off the slope; He crafted the devil out a spiteful fear
Bruce scooped up Kal's Ma in a villain's nest; She said the cape marked him as such
At the fight poor Kal he did his best; But the Doomsday devil would prove too much
Got to go will ya care for the people?
This is one I must see to alone
What the hey I thought she was with you?
Lots of grief at Superman's Wake
Well a world stood by to see him off then; And our sweet Lois she came to tears
But Loopy Lex said that Satan's here again; While Bruce he saw much to fear
Then the ground began to shake a ways; The Feds tried so to tame some crazed
Diana she told plainly of her past days; And talk of Boxes left Bruce amazed
What will the likes of us do without him?
What are these things that can smell our fear?
What was that Wolf who was still yet a minion?
Lots to do ere Superman wakes
Steppenwolf took up 'gainst Wondrous Damsels; Bruce sought to find the special folk
Yet 3 great boxes did elude them; The specials wanted for no yoke
The chittering demons came in a flood then; threat to near and to far lands
The specials they all came around too; But their worst was near to a joke
Diana, pull the heroes back to the Bat's Cave
Arthur ask beneath the waves
Barry and Victor do what ya can now
Long past time that Superman wakes!
Raiding through the Zod compound stealthy; Kal's body in the goop
It's then the place shook so unhealthy; Kal's strong heart began to loop
By Siegel and Shuster see him rise now; Kal getting up from where he lies
He grabs Batman by the cowl sayin'; You won't let me live; won't let me die!
Wolf received the back of his hand now
What if that wolf was merely a cub?
Lex he wants a League of his own so
He can fight now that Superman's woke!