Dear Red
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Dear Red
Get your ass down here. I know you think staying up in Mount Silver surrounded by snow for months at a time with only a day's break in between is your idea of training but it's not. You're just being stupid and stubborn and suicidal and I'm not going to climb that stupid mountain anymore just to see if the cold finally got you.
Oh, and your mom's worried about you. You should go see her. And by that I mean don't call her, actually get down from there and go see her.
Sincerely
Green
Green
You're such a girl.
I miss you too.
Red
Dear Red
I'm not a girl! You're just being stupid again. Could you for once do the reasonable thing and get the fuck down. You can still hike that stupid mountain of yours even if you spend your nights at, oh I don't know, A REAL BED.
You could stay with me here in Viridian if Pallet town is too far away from your precious training ground.
And who said I missed you? Because I don't.
Green
Ps. I told you not to call her! Go see your mom.
Green
I'm fine.
Red
Red
That's not the point idiot and you know it! One of these days you're going to slip and fall to your death (that is, if you don't die of the cold first) and who's going to listen to me rant then, huh? Just do us all a favor and stop being an asshole about this. Champion or not you're still human.
Speaking of champions, I've heard that the new Johto champion is pretty tough. He's been taking on the Kanto leaders and they've all been impressed by his strength. Not that I care. I doubt he's as strong as you.
Green
We'll see.
Red
Red
Like anyone could take you on.
I met him today. I was at Cinnabar when he came there (from Pallet Town if you're interested). He wanted to challenge me but I refused. I told him I'd fight him after he'd collected all the other badges. He's a bit strange. Reminds me of you when we were younger. Only he actually talks while you just keep being your usual silent self, brat. But he has the same look in his eyes. Maybe that's why I'm starting to feel a bit excited about the possible match that may or may not happen depending on whether he defeats Blake or not.
I'd battle you but I know I'd lose anyway. Bastard.
And you really, really should come down here. Seriously.
Green
If he wins send him here.
Red
Red
He won. He's on his way.
You're getting a bit excited too, aren't you? Just don't beat him up too bad. He's a bit of an idiot. An annoying, hyperactive, way too talkative idiot.
On a second thought, don't hold back.
Green
Ps. I still want you to come here.
I won't.
If I lose I'll come down.
Red
Dear Red
You fucking idiot! Get your ass back here or do I have to call Gold and get him to beat the crap out of you AGAIN? If you really want to have a rematch with him all you need to do is CALL HIM. You're both idiots you know that? Don't come crying to me once you get frostbites. Oh, and don't expect me to let you stay in my apartment again, you ungrateful brat!
Love
Green
Green
I won't stay long.
Love you too.
Red