The Halo Randomness Adventure

by Neptin Shumabe

Just a random halo story i've made. About 2 boys named Josh and Kris who are both retarded and so is the narrator and sadly they go on an adventure. Rated T for strong language.

1. Chapter 1

The Halo Randomness Adventure

Chapter 1

Hey guys this is Neptin The Sangheili and what I'm about to show you is a random book about halo. I hope you like random/serious books! Enjoy! XD

Once upon a time in the year 2558 the war still rages on against the covenant and humans.

In the city of Mombasa there were two boys named Kris who is 15 years old and Josh who was 14 years old.

They were in their house and josh said, "hey dude let's turn on the news channel."

Kris said, "Okay."

Then Kris turned on the television and the gay sex channel was turned on.

Kris said, "WHAT THE FUCK! CHANGE THE CHANNEL JOSH!"

Then Josh said, "dude just chill the fuck down!"

He changed the channel and the news came on.

The newsman said, "today on the news, THE COVENANT CAPITAL SHIP HAS STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING CITY! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF MOMBASA AND LEAVE, YOU FUCK! Thank you for your corporation."

Then they turned off the TV and Kris said in shock, "That was random!"

Then Josh said angrily at Kris, "That is why they called it Halo of Randomness! I guess you didn't know!"

Kris said, "Well, I didn't know."

Then Josh said frustrated to Kris, "That is why the readers will think that you're an dumbass in the story!"

Then Kris said in a girly way, "HMPH!"

Then Josh said in a funny/mean way, "Yeah and you like it too!"

Kris said, "We got to leave Mombasa."

Josh said, "Okay."