Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo, Material Girl belongs to Madonna, and Seth belongs to Radio Free Europe (he was my donation), so there, man!
"Misty, Misty, Misty, why won't you give me a chance?" begged Seth, his large, blue eyes on the border of tears. "What do you see in that runt Ash? He's a bratty, annoying, arrogant, moronic ten-year old? How can he possibly compare to me?"
Misty sighed, "Seth, you're not the first one to ask that.... But, tell y'what, I've gotta a song for you...." She cleared her throat, counted to three, and bursted out into song..... 'Cuz we are living in a Pokemon world Some boys romance
Some boys kiss me
Some boys hug me
I think they're ok
If they can't win a proper battle
I just walk away
They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light.. that's right
'Cuz the boy with the evolved Squirtle
Is always Mister Right
And I am a Pokemon girl
You know that we are living in a Pokemon world
And I am a Pokemon girl
Some boys slow dance
That's all right with
If they can't raise a Pikachu then I
Have to let them be
Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play.. no way
Only boys who train their Pokemon
Make my rainy day
'Cuz they are living in a Pokemon world
And I am a Pokemon girl
You know that we are living in a Pokemon world
And I am a Pokemon girl
Living in a Pokemon world
And I am a Pokemon girl
You know that we are living in a Pokemon world
And I am a Pokemon girl
Living in a Pokemon world.. Pokemon
Living in a Pokemon world
Living in a Pokemon world.. Pokemon
Living in a Pokemon world
Boys may come and boys may go
And that's all right you see
Training has made me a Pokemon master
And now they're after me
'Cuz everybody's living in a Pokemon world
And I am a Pokemon girl
You know that we are living in a Pokemon world
And I am a Pokemon girl
Living in a Pokemon world
And I am a Pokemon girl
You know that we are living in a Pokemon world
And I am a Pokemon girl
A Pokemon, a Pokemon, a Pokemon, a Pokemon world
Living in a Pokemon world.. Pokemon
Living in a Pokemon world
Living in a Pokemon world.. Pokemon
Living in a Pokemon world