Steven, Luke, and Ener were in the back seat just casually talking about sex, idk. George was the driver.
George had just come back from the bar, while the other friends didn't know, and George driving like a lunatic.
*Zoom!* George had almost crashed into a car. "Watch where you're going, dipshit!" Said Luke. "dhbqhwd*BURP*" Said George.
"Do you need me to drive?" said Ener. George then responded, again, saying "dhbqhwd*BURP*"
*Zoom!*.. It happpened again. George had almost killed them all. Steven had slapped George. "Get a hold of yourself!"
Luke was furious at the fact that George was letting his pasta burn in the oven. Luke took the wheel and started driving.
George bit Luke's arm and left bite marks on Luke's arm. Luke screamed "HOLY BQHBFJBEB" "What the hell George?!" Said Ener.
"Look out!" Steven said. There was an old lady about to get hit by the car. George turned the car wheel as hard as he could.
They crashed.
*Lukes perspective* 5 minutes later, Luke had woken up. He saw the others laying on the ground, and took the opportunity. ( If you know what i mean. )
Luke had unzipped his pants. He started to see hallucinations. He saw a hallucination of Cops gathering around the car. The cops screamed "Get on the ground!" Luke said, "You'll never take me alive, fuckers!" He then ran. He had another hallucination. He saw an empty house in the middle of the woods. He thought "I better hide in this house!" He ran in.
The walls oozed with white liquid. An old, naked elderly man walked up to Luke. Luke backed away. "M-May i help you..sir?"
The old man responded "Yes.. You can help me cover the walls with more white liquid." Luke said "And how do i do that?"
The old man said. "Paint it with this white paint." He lifted up the bucket of paint and gave it to Luke. Luke said, "Uh, ok.."
He bagan to paint it.
*Eners Perspective* 6 minutes later, Ener had woken up. He saw Luke was missing, and saw the others on the ground. He was amazed by Georges stupidity, took of his pants, his shirt, and began running down the street screaming "YEEEEEEE"
He was being arrested by a cop a minute after.
*Georges perspective* 7 minutes later, George had woken up to see Ener being arrested and Lukes dissapearance. He got ran over by a car 10 seconds after.
*Stevens perspective* Being the buff and sexy man he is, Steven awoke 7 minutes later and saw Ener being arrested. He blew up the cops using his mighty penis of justice. Ener then said *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
and ran off to their house. Steven saw Georges dead body and took Georges money. He then swiftly and sexily ran over to the house Luke was at.
Luke said "Damn, i'm tired. I've been painting these walls for 3 minutes." Steven took Luke and punched him so hard (for not apparent reason ), that he crashed into the house Ener was going to. Luke was unconscious. Ener saw the chance and took it...
He stole his money.
Steven ended it off by blowing up the earth.
*THE END*