I hope you all enjoy this. I'll post a new chapter every now and then. Barret meets Gordon
Barret looked around the studio and saw someone he hadn't seen before. He walked up to the nervous looking young man and introduced himself.
"Haven't seen you round here before, wacha' name?
"G-G-Gordon", stammered the young man.
"So what's ya' story?"
(After self pity and a back-story)
Barret just shook his head and pointed his gun-arm at Gordon's face.
"I got one thing to say to you", he said to the cowering man before him.
"GET SOME NUTS, FOO!" yelled Barret as he shot half a dozen Snickers bars at Gordon.
Firion's Face
There was a loud nock at the door.
"Firion, your on in 5 minutes!", boomed the stage manager.
"I'm just applying my blue lipstick and eye shadow", replied Firion.
"God you're such a slut", spat the stage manager.
"NO I'M NOT!" shrieked Firion hysterically as he barged out of the room in tears.
Kefka & Clowns
Kefka was just strolling through the studio when suddenly...
"OMG! It's the Joker!" shrieked some random guy as he ran past Kefka wailing in terror.
Kefka just shrugged and kept moving.
"OMG! It's Pennywise!", squealed a little kid wearing a yellow rain slicker as he sped down the hallway in tears.
Again, Kefka just shrugged.
"OMFG! It's Bozo the clown!" cried another kid.
That had done it. Kefka just snapped.
Before the kid could get away he blew his head off with a Flare spell. No one called him a clown and got away with it. NO ONE!
Just as he started to walk off again someone shouted, "Hey, it's Ronald McDonald!"
Kefka just turned around with an evil glint in his eye.
Just in case you didn't understand:
Barret=Mr T
Firion's sprite portrait in dawn of souls has him wearing this
Pennywise+little kid in a rain coat= IT-by Stephan King