"WAAAAA WALUIGI IS HERE TO BUY A CUSTOM PLANE."
"Um, yes, sir, how would like it?"
A scared Toad replied.
"PURPLE, WITH THE SPINING BLADES SHAPED LIKE A Γ.
"Sir, that's a helicopter, a very dangerous if not outright impossible helicopter."
"FINE, JUST PAINT AN Γ ON THE SIDES OF IT."
"U-Um, okay, just wait a few moments."
Waluigi sat outside of where his would be ride was being made and drank some cola with a bended straw.
"Um, here you go sir."
Waluigi pulled out a giant bag of money he collected over the months,
"DON'T KEEP THE CHANGE."
But just what is this tall man in purple up to?
"WAHAHAHA, THE BANNER IS ALMOST COMPLETE "LUIGI IS AN L..." ' WHAAAAAT, OUT OF ROOM?! HMPH FINE, WALUIGI THINKS HE'LL GET THE IMPRESSION."
It took forever for Waluigi to get the banner on, with a lots of tape, not duct tape, normal tape.
"TAPE, GET OFF OF WALUIGI AND ONTO THE BANNER."
It took forever to find his arch nemesis but once he did- the banner had fallen off the plane and Waluigi had to go find it again.
After hours of looking for it, having to go into a very angry Piranha Plants infested sewer to get it, Waluigi used more tape to ensure the banner would stay on and serched for his foe once more.
Luigi finally saw the banner.
"Luigi is an L? Ha ha, I get it! Luigi is a lover!"
"LOSER, YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO THINK IT STANDS FOR LOSER."
Fustrarted, Waluigi started his endless serch for a longer banner … and more tape.