WARNING: This is one of the weirdest stories I have and you have to be weird like me to think it's funny. Well maybe not as weird as me but if you don't get it don't feel bad

Disclaimer: I do not own Inu-Yasha Cries oh well I might someday!

The Horny Naraku Story

Naraku was walking about and spotted Miroku looking at flowers. Thinking that the monk was an incarnation, Naraku sucked up Miroku in his body. He immediately became horny. He suddenly had the need for sex. He did not know why. Every time a woman walked by, he suddenly felt the need to either grab her boobs or rub her ass. But still, he wanted to find the Shikon jewel. He went to search for it. He found that the keeper of the jewel was a pretty young priestess who resembled Kikyo. Suddenly, he became horny again. He kidnapped her and bought her lacy black lingerie. He offered her a choice: either hand over the jewel or sleep with him. Since Kagome had given the jewel to her lover, the half demon dog InuYasha, she had no choice but to sleep with Naraku. Meanwhile, InuYasha and a young fox demon named Shippo were eagerly searching for Kagome. They did not know that Kagome was currently negotiating with Naraku. If she stayed for ten minutes, she was free to go. Naraku agreed since he figured ten minutes was perfect. Kagome went into another room to change into the lacy black lingerie. She took as long as she could and ended up using up the ten minutes. So, when she came out, she asked Naraku how many minutes has it been.

Naraku answered, "ten minutes." She realized that she was free to go and ran. She ran into InuYasha, who was not in the presence of Shippo. InuYasha was shocked at how sexy Kagome was in her lingerie. While InuYasha was still in the state of shock, Naraku kidnapped Kagome again. This time he refused to sign any contract and Kagome really had no choice but to sleep with him. As soon as Naraku and Kagome had started, InuYasha came in. Kind of angry that Kagome was there, he shouted at Naraku.

"Release Miroku, Naraku," he shouted. Naraku looked at him.

"What are you talking about?" he asked.

"You sucked up Miroku thinking that he was your incarnation," InuYasha explained. So Naraku released Miroku who stumbled onto the ground.

"Wait. What happened? I was in the bed a moment ago," Miroku complained before InuYasha punched him. Naraku looked down at Kagome.

"Who is this? Wait, you must be a whore. Here is some money," Naraku said, handing Kagome some money. He left and Kagome stood up off the bed. InuYasha stared at her.

"I guess it is time to go," Kagome said.

"Let's see. There is a bed, you are in lingerie, and I have a really big dick," InuYasha said.

"What?" Kagome asked.

"Oh, nothing." InuYasha's face fell.

"I heard what you said," Kagome said.

"Oh."

"Okay!" So InuYasha and Kagome left and I think you know what happened. When they were done, she rushed home. She forgot her clothes behind and jumped into the well. When she came out, Sota saw her.

"Kagome…you're…hot," Sota stuttered. Kagome's mom walked out and scolded Sota.

"Now, Sota, don't be saying things like that about Kagome," she scolded, sending Sota into the house.

"But mom, look at her," Sota whined. As soon as Sota was in the house, Kagome's mom looked at her.

"Kagome, what are you wearing and why?" she asked. Kagome explained what happened.

"So you are not virgin anymore?"

"Oh, I made up for it," Kagome proudly said, smiling.

"How?" her mom asked.

"Let's just say InuYasha has a really big dick."