LOST: Repercussions of Evil

John Locke waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were udders in the Swan Station. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Jack Shepard were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a cripple for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the walkabout and he said to dad "I want to be on the walkabouts daddy"
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY UDDERS now excuse me why I COn this ho"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Swan Station base of the island he knew there were udders.
"This is Sawyer" the radio crackered. "You must fight the udders"
So John gotted his roundhosekicker and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the udders
"I will shoot at him" said the Ben and he fired the black smoke monster missels. John roundhosekickered at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the udders" he shouted
The Jacob said "No, John. You are the udders"
And then John was a udder.