TOW Joey lies through his back teeth.
Author's Note: Hey there everyone, this is a new story, maybe a two shot, but certainly no more than that. I have massive exams, and I just had this Idea, as I was about to go to sleep, I do like a bit of angst, and so read and Enjoy the fruits of my late night labor. I am only fourteen so cut me a bit of slack. It should be consistent. Please Read and review and tell me what you think of the new Joey!
Setting: Before the one where Joey proposes but after the one where Emma is born, so Rach is Recovering, Joey is Way OOC maybe even psychotic, but love will make a man do crazy things!
Rachel is in the recovery room and Joey is sitting down. Ross has just left, to go to talk to Monica.
Joey feels something on his back.
Joey: What the Hell. (Joey's thoughts) " Oh my god this is an engagement ring, wait a minute this means that they would be together forever, why would Ross try to steal Rachel from me" (Pockets the ring) I-I have to go.
He leaves
Rach: Huh what's eating him, where's Ross, Ross ROSS!
Ross runs in
Ross: What's wrong is there blood, do you need a doctor, a nurse, painkillers, what?
Rach: Can you bring me my purse?
Ross: Sure Rach, actually there was something I wanted to ask you. (Reaches into his Jacket) Huh.
Rach (Testy) What!
Ross: Well I uh, I uh Just wanted to… to… ask you about the living arrangements.
Rach: Why would they change, do you want me to move out, do you?
Ross: No. I have to go.
He leaves.
Joey: Hey Rach, I have to tell you something. I saw Ross hitting on this Chick outside.
Rach: WHAT! I just had his baby, and he is hitting on some Hospital slut. I mean what about that kiss we had, why would he risk US again, I thought we could start something up, again but I guess not.
Joey: I understand that, and I also heard what Janice told you, and I guess I just wanted you to know, that you wont be alone in this because, Rachel Karen Green I have never loved anyone except maybe Kate, as much as I love you, and I know you don't return my feelings yet, but will you marry me.
Hands her Ross' engagement Ring
Opening Credits
Rach: Yeah Sure why not.
Joey: I'm going to go tell everyone.
Joey Leaves excitedly.
Rach: Aw Crap, I'll just pretend until Ross is Jealous.
Cut to the Cafeteria, Chandler, Monica and Ross are there.
Chandler: So you were going to propose.
Ross: Well that was the Idea, but I couldn't find the ring.
Joey runs in.
Joey: Rachel and I are engaged.
Monica: What the Hell! I have to go see her; she isn't thinking straight, Joey I wouldn't be too excited, she probably would have said yes to me.
Joey: (almost sobbing) What the Hell do you know Monica, you married Chandler because you were desperate for Kids, we all know, otherwise you'd be with Richard.
Monica leaves
Ross: you traitor. You planned to propose to the mother of my daughter in her hospital bed. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Ross runs out.
Joey: Chandler, I know I can count on you to stick by me.
Chan: Not this time Joseph, what you said to Monica and what you did to Ross, you are lucky I'm taking to you.
Fade out to scenes of Ross and Rachel together, all those 'Moments that they had.
To the tune of Come fly with me.
Fade from that to the Recovery room, Rachel is there, reading Cosmo, Monica bursts in all Monica-ey and red in the face, in the words of the great Chandler Bing, "THE VEIN IS BIGGER THAN I'VE EVER SEEN IT"
Mon: You're engaged to Joey,
Rach: Yes, Is Ross jealous yet?
Mon: He's being physically sick I think.
Rach: Great.
Mon: Can I ask you a few questions?
Rach: Shoot.
Mon: Thank you, I'll start with why the hell are you doing this.
Rach: Like you don't know, your bastard of a brother went and stuck his tongue down some intern's throat. And then Joey proposed and he was so vulnerable, and I couldn't turn him down.
Mon: Wait, Rachel, apart from when he was with you, he came out to see me and Chandler for like two minutes, I can promise you he never left my sight, besides it isn't like Ross.
(Rachel Goes to Interject) And if you say Copy girl, I will rip your fallopian tubes out with my bare hands.
Rach: Much as I hate to admit it you are right, but why did Joey tell me that.
Mon: Wait; Joey told you that. Lemme see that ring, (Janice like) OH My God, that's my grandmother's ring, did Joey act weird before he proposed.
Rach: Yeah he sat down on Ross's Jacket and… NOOOO! Oh my god, Ross was going to Propose, he loves me back.
Joey and Phoebe walk in.
Joey: Hey Sweetums
Rach: Don't call me that, this engagement has ended.
Joey: Wait, you cant do that.
Rach: Oh but I can, you lied about Ross, then you stole his ring in order to Propose.
Joey: Lies all Lie.
Phoe: Joseph Francis Tribbiani Jr. you listen to me, we know that you lied.
Joey: Shut up and listen. Rachel you slut, my father is in the mafia, I never told you guys this, because I knew you would laugh. But if you break this engagement. I will kill not only Emma but Ross too.
Rach: What do I have to do to not make you kill them.
Joey: Tell Ross, that I am the real Father, cut him out of our lives and marry me…
Ross and Chandler have been standing there for a few minutes, they know now…
AN Pretty OOC huh, yeah I know its Cheesy what with the Italian mafia. And if anyone says racist in the reviews I will flip out. Joking but still… Please R and R. BTW don't worry this is a Ross and Rachel story.