The Quest To Kill Jane.. Part 2 : Carlisle's plan
My Intro Before I Continue The Story.
OK people I have finished my curry. I have had idea's. I'm ready to start part 2. If you haven't read part 1 ( The Quest To Kill Jane.. They Beyoch just won't die) go to my stories read it and come back. Oh and thank you. Anywho if you have read part 1 say a while ago this is just a memory refresher yes so.
Basically the cullens and Aro are going to kill Jane they all had idea's. Bella wanted her to be hit by a bus but like no. Edward wanted to serve her with C.D's again no. when Carlisle suddenly got a plan !. And I went for to have a curry anyway here is part 2.
Part 2 : Carlisle's plan
Carlisle : I have a plan.
Edward : Well do tell
Bella : has it to do with buses ??
" Everyone just looks at the girl"
Bella : so no
Carlisle : She hates all fluffy, baby, stuff, right ?
Markus : Hate with a passion
Aro : Hate with two passions my brother
Carlisle : so what if we set up a room, Here in forks full of fluffy. Pinkness. Barney. AND PUPPIES
Alice & Aro : that's diabolical !Bella : so what will we put in the emmm " room"
Alice : pillows
Aro : terrifying
Carlisle : DEFINATLEY PUPPIES
Aro : evil
Markus : Barbie's
Aro : OMG
Edward : I have the most evilest thing to put in that room
Carlisle : what Edward. don't hold back
Edward : MILEY CYRUS !!!!!!!!!!
" everyone sat in shock horror."
Aro : I don't think I can be that evil
Aro : How do we even get her
Alice : she's playing a gig here in forks we could kidnap her
Edward and Aro : OOH LET ME IM LIKE HER BIGGEST FAN !
"Edward and Aro high five each others similaritys"
"Bella rolls eyes"
Carlisle : Ok Alice, Rosalie, Bella and I will do the "death room"
Edward, Aro, kidnap Miley cyrus
Edward : Sweet !
Carlisle : Markus & jasper can get jane
Markus : WHY DO I GET THE DEATH JOB
Markus : AND HOW IN THE NAME OF FRICK AM I TO GET HER HERE
Jasper : I have a plan for that one
Markus : HANG ON WHEN DID CURLY BOB GET HERE
Jasper : you leave my bobby curls out of this
Markus : just tell me about your plan please
Jasper : Ill emotionally make her really, really, really happy AND YOU GRAB HER. And then fluffy room and Miley cyrus it is
Markus : that sounds good batman
Jasper : Batman ???
Markus : nicknames your batman and I'm robin
Jasper : ok robin lets roll
" jasper and Markus fly out of room"
Jasper And Markus's Mission :
Intro :
This people is jasper and markus's mission. Then the next time it will be bella, carlise, alice and Rosalie make a fluffy room. Like do you get me people so on and so fort. If you don't get me e-mail or comment now saying you don't get it and I shall tell you. Chanx .
" Aro and jasper are flying through the air at this point"
Aro : So I have to ask
Jasper : …
Aro : You know your curls
Jasper : IF YOUR GOING TO INSLUT MY CURLS TH--
Aro : no, no, no dude
Jasper : then what ?
Aro : Are they……… natural
Jasper : Hehe. No actually
Aro : Then what do you use super curl gel
Jasper : well I have to be honest. Super curl gel, affro brush and A LOT of hairspray
" A long thought of silence came upon them"
Aro : Would an affro suit me
Jasper : hmm yes but darken your colour and use gel not super gel
Aro : what are you a barber
Jasper : I wish. that's my life long dream
" aro laughs"
Jasper : well whats your one then
Aro : I can't say
Jasper : Please
Aro : no
Jasper : I wont tell no one
Aro : promise
Jasper : swear dude
Aro : id love to be a
Aro : a
Jasper : …………………… today
Aro : A lap dancer
Jasper : ….. WHY ?
Aro : I'd love to have that confidence like
Jasper : ARO MIND THAT --
" Aro fly's into a tree"
Aro : AHH THAT REALLY HURT
" jane steps out from tree"
Jane : Hello Aro, Jasper
Aro : AHHH
Jasper : AHHHH
Aro : AHHH
Jasper : AHHHH
Aro : AHHH
Jasper : AHHHH
Jane : AHHH
Aro, Jasper : what are you AHHHIN for
Jane : To shut you's the hell up
Aro, Jasper : ahhh I see
Aro to jasper : cough emotion cough cough
Jasper : cough on it cough cough
Jane : cough cough what ?
" jasper concentrate's on Jane's emotion making her happier"
Jane : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ha whats going on Ha im feeling happy………….. Which is a big deal….. For me HA
Jasper to Aro : tell a joke ?
Aro : OOH I know knock knock jokes
Jasper : anything. This is a test to check her happieness
Aro: Knock knock ?
Jasper : who's there
Aro : Fanny
Jasper : Fanny who
Aro : this joke isn't very fanny
Jane : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
" 2 hours later"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aro : I think she's ready
Jasper : try her with one more joke
Aro : Knock, knock ?
Jane : who hahahahahahahahahah is there ?
Aro : anna
Jane : anna who
Aro : ANNA 1,2,3,4 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jane : Hahahahahahahahahah
Jasper : idiots !Jasper: ok shes ready
Aro : ok lets go
" jasper picks her up"
Jasper : Ok were do I put it
Aro : sorry was I meant to bring a bag
Jasper : EH yeah
Aro : ooooh
Jasper : so what will I do with "it"
Aro : Drag it
Jane : DRAG ME BITCH !
Jasper : crap ! Its wereing off
"felix then steps from the tree"
Jasper : does your family live in that tree or something ??
Aro : crap
Felix : GIVE JANE TO ME !
So what will happen will they kill felix. Will jane EVER get to the fluffy room. WILL ARO EVER BE A LAPDANCER. Find out in the next story ! PART 3 COMING SOON !!!
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