CLUE: A JOHNNY DEPP VERSION
A/N: this is my first fic, tell me what you think, and please be honest, I'm a big Johnny Depp fan, and if you think there is anyway for me to make the characters more realistic, let me know, I'm open for suggestions!
Disclaimer: I own nothing (unfortunately)
We all know the classic clue story, but this time, there's a twist. Mr. Boddy's son, James Boddy Jr. has been murdered in his own mansion. The suspects:
Tom Hanson: 21 Jump Street
Jack Sparrow: Pirates of the Caribbean
Edward: Edward Scissorhands
Mort Rainy: Secret Window
Spencer Armacost: The Astronaut's Wife
Don Juan: Don Juan DeMarco
Ichabod Crane: Sleepy Hollow
Wade "Cry Baby" Walker: Cry Baby
We join the party in the ballroom where most of the party is seated in chairs looking at Ichabod, who is squeamishly examining the body. Taking off his glasses, he makes a face and says:
'Well, it seems Mr. Boddy Jr., has been murdered,' He turns to the group nervously clutching his hands.
'By a pistol. It must have been someone in this very house, as the doors have remained locked the whole evening.'
'Let me look at him' Tom said as he stepped in front of the group. 'I AM a cop after all'
'No need Mr. uh, Hanson! We all know it was the delinquent kid Cry Baby!' said Spencer. Looking down for a moment, then back to his position, of staring out the window at the sky.
'What are you talking about, I don't kill nobody, that's my father job.' Cry Baby exclaimed as he sulked into his chair.
'Everyone just relax, I will just run some tests on him and we will take the culprit away alright? There must be a logical explination!' Ichabod said
(in southern accent) 'Well, Mr. Crane, what if you were the one that killed him, huh? Why should WE trust YOU?' said Mort looking up from his hat.
'He's right you know, saavy. Why, it could be Zorro over hear for all we know, right, Edward?' Said Jack, as he stumbled out of his chair towards Edward.
(Looking scared and shy Edward lifts his head and watches the scene)
'My name is Don Juan. Not this Zorro of which you speak of, Mr. Sparrow. And I am the greatest lover in the world!'
'Sure, you are, and Edward hear, is the King of Siam.' replied Jack, as he picked up another bottle of rum.
'Where is Siam?' Edward asked shyly.
'Who cares, I just want to know who did it so I can arrest them and get back to my bowling night!!' yelled Hanson impatiently
(still in southern accent) 'Calm down Mr. Hanson, why don't we all split up for an hour and look for clues. We can come back here when the hours up, right Spencer?'
(with a dazed and confused look on his face.) 'Huh, uh, yea sure, whatever' Spencer said, not even looking up from his position by the window.
'Best idea I herd yet….' said Cry Baby
'Okey Dokey then, I'll go with Ichabod, seeing as we're the most experienced. Um, Sparrow, go with Edward seeing as he kinda likes you. (Edward again lifts his head) Mort, you can go with Spencer, and who does that leave, oh yea Wade and Mr. DeMarco.' Said Hanson as he pointed the people out.
'It's Cry Baby to you' Said Cry Baby as he and Don Juan walked over into the direction of the greenhouse.
( The pairs slowly rise and find a room to go into, everyone is silent for the most part. Until a loud crash is heard in the library.)
TO BE CONTINUED….