The Classics
"Ha! Ha! Ha!" Baxter laughed. His inane laughter echoed unimpressively around the chamber. His hands were thrown theatrically in the air and his Afro was suffering from humidity.
"Oh spare us the gloating speech," Raphael rolled his eyes.
"Dude!" Mikey squeaked. "It's better that than that!"
Dramatic music and a flash of lightening emphasized the direction of his words, and all served to frame Baxter as the evil scientist pulled out...A device with a large glowing button! Mikey shrieked as the mad evil scientist thrust it towards them. "I'll teach you to pick on me, beat me up, laugh at me, and not be killed by my inventions!"
"What is it this time?" Leo asked an a bored tone. He couldn't fit through the bars of his cage.
The brilliant mad evil scientist chuckled in a too practiced manner. "Oh you'll recognize it. You see," he pushed his glasses back up onto his nose. "It's a classic."
"Dude no!" Mikey struggled with the bars. "Not a classic! How can I ever appreciate it again if you kill me with a classic!"
"Does it really make much difference?" Raph asked incredulously.
With a gleeful grin, the brilliant mad evil scientist of doom hit the button, sending swarms of mousers streaming into the room. Their hungry, chomping faces ran on their little legs with single minded programming, right for the turtles!
"Ahh!" Donny yelled as he burst in through the window, sending shattered glass spraying in slow motion into the room. Baxter recoiled, trying to protect his Afro from the rain that followed Donatello in. His cowardice left him wide open, allowing the last turtle to snatch the remote from him.
"And then we just do this, and this," Donny said as he messed with the wiring. "And there!" The button glowed a different color and he pushed it. The mousers turned on their former master as Donny freed his brothers from their cages, all while humming their theme song.
"Thanks," Leo said. "It would just be wrong for Baxter to kill us. Especially with mousers!"
"Yeah," Donny agreed, grinning. "But don't worry, he is now a dead brilliant evil mad scientist of doom!"
AN: This was the second story I did when my sisters and I had our one page speed competition. I thought I'd try a comedy, but it's just not my forte. Oh well! I hope I at least got you to smile. Now all you lovely people have a great day! Thanks for stopping by!