APC: Hey everybody! This is just a funny little something I came up with! Well, Herenya Brandybuck helped with some of the ideas, and of course, the pre-reading!
I think it is really entertaining! Hope ya'll do to!
Disclaimer: Oh yeah, I'm so totally Tolkien, you know it…UGH I hate disclaimers. It's OBVIOUS I'm not Tolkien, and I can't own any of his stuff, I mean c'mon! He's dead! So what's the freaking point?!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------"Elledan! Hey Elledan! Where are you?"
"In the kitchen!"
Elrohir, son of Elrond Half-Elven, entered the kitchen where his twin brother Elledan was spreading ground up peanuts on two pieces of lembas bread. Both boys were completely identical. They each had brilliant blue eyes, a slender frame, tan skin, and short, wildly spiky black hair (of which no one seemed to approve).
"Hey make me one of those!"
"No way, do it yourself, lazy!" Elledan retorted.
"Oh shut up," muttered Elrohir. "Hey…can you uh…do something for me?"
"I'm not making you a sandwich!"
"I don't want a bloody sandwich! No, I want to ask you a favor."
"Well, depends on what it is," replied Elledan, munching on his peanut butter sandwich.
"Alright, as you know, I'm dating Ireth-"
Elledan choked violently, spitting out pieces of bread and peanut butter. "You're what?!"
"Ireth! You know-"
"Yeah I KNOW who Ireth is!" Elledan said in disbelief. "You're dating her?! Man, no fair! She is so hot!"
"Yes I know," Elrohir said gloatingly. "Anyway, she's going to Mirkwood in two days to stay with a friend. She's going to be gone for a whole month, and I can't see her tomorrow because I promised Dad that I'd help him mend the stables. So tonight is the last night I can see her."
"But you have class tonight."
"That's where you come in, Elledan!" Elrohir said slyly. Elledan had an inkling of what was brewing in his brother's mind, but he kept silent so Elrohir continued. "Well, if you go in my place to class tonight, I could go out with Ireth!"
Elledan had expected this, but he was shocked nonetheless. "You want ME to take your place at your construction class tonight?! What if they ask me a question? I don't know anything ABOUT construction! Then they'll find out it's not you, and we'll BOTH be flayed alive! Besides, we have finals next week! You can't skip!"
"C'mon, Elledan! It's just one night! If they ask you a question, just say you forgot! That's what I always say!"
"Are you just totally nuts?!"
"You're the freaky psych-major! You tell me!" shouted Elrohir.
"C'mon man! I've got my own class tonight!"
"When? Is it before mine?"
"Yeah…"
"Well, you can do yours, then go to mine!"
Elledan was exasperated. "What's Dad going to say when I don't come home?!"
"I don't know, tell him you're going somewhere after class!"
"There is no way I'm doing this."
"Hey…"
A strange gleam suddenly shone in Elrohir's eyes.
"You remember than time you accidentally burnt Arwen's favorite dress down to a pile cinders?" he asked sleekly. "And remember how I said took the blame, saying it was my fault?"
Elledan hung his head. He knew where this was leading.
"And remember," continued Elrohir, "how you said if I ever needed something, you would help in payment of your debt?"
"OK! OK!" cried Elledan. "Fine, I'll take your place! Just shut up already!"
Elrohir smiled his most mischievous smile. "Thanks bro, you're the best."
Having beaten his brother into submission with his oh-so-persuasive speech, Elrohir skipped out the kitchen whistling happily.
Elledan gazed at his half eaten sandwich.
"Have you ever seen a plan where so much could go wrong?" he asked it before cramming the rest into his mouth.
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APC: Yeah, I know it's short, but I thought this was a good place to end it! More will come! Please R&R!