Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.

CHAPTER 1:

It was summer break and kagome just finally got her license and a new car to go with it. Kagome loves the summer, she only had one problem and that was that Inuyasha would never give her the chance to enjoy it. "Kagome we've missed you a lot why don't you stay here for the summer?" Asked her mother as she pulled some muffins out of the oven. "Inuyasha would never allow that mom because he's such a jerk!" replied Kagome as she sat at the table. "You know Inuyasha is such a nice young man, oh but so moody, maybe he has low blood sugar or perhaps a chemical imbalance OH I know it must be manic depression yeah that's it." Kagome's mom babbled on. "Mom no Inuyasha does not have manic depression don't be ridiculous." Kagome's mom suddenly came up with an idea. "Kagome dear why don't you bring your friends from the feudal era to come stay here this summer? Souta and I are going on a summer trip with your aunt and grandpa and I would feel much better leaving you home with Inuyasha then all by yourself." She stated. Kagome actually thought that wouldn't be a bad idea. "Great idea mom I can't wait to tell everyone. Oh this is gonna be so great." She was glowing with excitement as she said this and immediately ran out the door to the shrine to tell the others.

HALF HOUR LATER

"But Kagome we have to find the shards!!" complained a frustrated Hanyou.

"Inuyasha you need a serious break and you know it." Kagome would force him to come even if that meant dragging him there by his ears. "Inuyasha this is but an opportunity of a life time. How many people do you know who get the chance to see the future?" Stated Miroku as he sat cross-legged in the corner of the hut. "And I for one would like to try out one of those futuristic hot springs Kagome loves so much. What were they called oh that's right bath tubs." Sango was smiling as she thought about it. "Shippo I'm sorry but you can't go with us you don't look human enough with your tail and all but I'll bring you back some candy and I'll take some pictures to show you okay?" Said Kagome as she kneeled next to Shippo. He nodded and agreed. "Wait I never said we were going yet Kagome!" Said Inuyasha. Kagome suddenly had an idea and got a satisfied smirk on her face. "Oh well then I guess I'll invite Houjo to spend the summer with me." Kagome winked when she said this. "Oh no way I'm letting that Hobo near you I'm coming to make sure he stays far away you got that!" Said Inuyasha. Kagome's plan worked perfectly.

(A/N: Kiade gave Inuyasha a potion to make him look human but still have his strength and white hair.

(A/N Okay guys Sango and Miroku are gonna get through the well cause they are all holding hands okay there now on with the fic.)

"Alright well we better head out now I need to take you guys to the store and get you some modern clothes so that you don't look suspicious." Kagome smiled at the thought of using Inuyasha and Miroku as her personal makeover toys. Everyone agreed and they all headed for the well. After they arrived at Kagome's house she led them inside. "Okay Inuyasha here you and Miroku can wear some of my dads old clothes till we get to the mall." She said while pulling out a black and red baseball cap from an old trunk and some navy blue jogging pants and a white T-shirt. She pulled the same out for Miroku only his T-Shirt was black. "I know these clothes are ugly but we'll get you some better ones at the mall okay." She said as Inuyasha and Miroku started at the clothes like they never seen a pair of pants before. "Alright I'm going to my room with Sango, since you don't understand the devices in my house I would advise you not touch anything until I explain them to you later." She said as she turned to go to her room. Miroku and Inuyasha just waved her off because they were too busy examining the strange garments she gave them.

Next Kagome led Sango into her room and gave her a pink strapless top and some blue Jean Capri's. "You want me to wear these?" Asked Sango looking a little nervous. "Don't worry Sango this isn't half as bad as some of the stuff people wear in my time." Said kagome as Sango changed into the clothes. After that the four of them headed to the mall. "Wow Sango you look just wow!" said Miroku as he looked her up and down. She gave him a death glare and smacked him as they walked out the door. "Hey mom I'm borrowing your car alright!!" Kagome said as she went out the door. She had recently got her license so she could drive. When they got outside they saw Kagome's grandpa talking to Houjo. (A/N her family hasn't left to go out of town yet.)

"Kagome has herpes a sexually transmitted disease she's too embarrassed to come out right now." He said. Kagome was so mad she could have just got in that car and ran her grandpa over with it. But she didn't say anything and went to the back of the house with the others to show them the car. "is it a demon?" asked Sango as she looked the strange vehicle up and down. "no Sango this is a car. We get around in it, it's like a carriage but it's faster." Said Kagome while opening the car door and motioning for everyone to get inside.

Inuyasha sat in the front with Kagome at the wheel as Miroku and Sango entered the back seat. "Alright everyone seat belts." Kagome looked at everyone who didn't move because they didn't know what a seat belt was. "Okay its this thing." She said grabbing the seat belt and fastening the buckle. Everyone followed what she was doing but Inuyasha kept hitting himself in the face with the buckle cause it would fly back after not being fastened properly. Finally he got it and they were off.

"Kagome what's herpes?" Asked Inuyasha who had overheard Kagome's grandpa earlier. That comment made Kagome slide off the road temporarily and then grab the wheel again and steady the car properly. "Um well it's uh." Kagome couldn't think of what to say but then she saw a pamphlet on her mother's dashboard. "Here this should explain everything." She said as she handed it to Inuyasha and put her eyes back on the road because she was just about to hit a semi truck. Sango and Miroku sat in the back holding on for dear life. Inuyasha held up the pamphlet and read out loud (sexual awareness) "WHAT!! did you say sex?" shouted Miroku from the back which earned him a smack in the head from Sango. Inuyasha handed it to Miroku who read the pamphlet all the way to the mall and after reading it he was now considering to never have sex EVER!! because it explained all diseases you can get from sex. "So then its safe if you use those condo's they talked about?" asked Miroku, as they walked through the parking lot. "They are called Condoms and yes but not entirely." Kagome giggled from the mispronounced word. "Wow Kagome and how do you acquire these condoms as you call them?" Asked Miroku with a perverted look in his eyes. Sango smacked him again and now he was getting a headache from being smacked so much.

Once they got inside the mall they saw all sorts of people. Kagome spotted a store and led them over to it. Once they got inside Kagome had no problem picking out stuff for Miroku and Inuyasha to wear she picked out several pairs of jeans and some khaki's and lots of muscle shirts and sleeveless muscle shirts and baseball caps for Inuyasha and of course shoes. "Okay you guys should change and wear some of this now cause those clothes of my fathers you are wearing are really dumb looking." Said Kagome as she pushed them into the change room to put on there newly bought clothes. Inuyasha put on a red sleeveless shirt that showed off his muscles. He still had that rosary on. He also put on some Tan colored Khaki's and the same black and red baseball cap he was wearing before. Miroku put on a similar black shirt with gray Khaki's. Kagome grabbed some swimming trunks and some boxers and paid for them while the boys were changing. Next was Sango's turn.

When they walked into the lady's store Inuyasha picked up a thong and looked at it. "What in the seven hells is this thing?" he said in shock as he looked at the small undergarment.

"Please don't tell me you wear these" he said in worry. "Inuyasha those are undergarments we don't wear them by themselves we wear them under our clothes." Said Kagome between giggles. "Inuyasha (relieved) lost interest and threw it back on the underwear rack. "Miroku don't you dare get any ideas." Said Sango as she gave him the death glare. He just kept quiet but stuffed a pink thong in his pocket when nobody was looking and then entered further into the store. Kagome picked out a black string bikini for Sango and some Capri's and some jeans and lots of halter-tops and T's. She also picked up some bra's and panties for her while the boys weren't looking. Sango was already wearing something that looked good so she have to change her clothes. After they bought their clothes they headed to the parking lot.

"Okay guys I'm going to take Sango to the cosmetics store so I'm going to let you two look around and Inuyasha the moment you feel my scent coming closer that's when you come and meet me in this very spot since you guys don't know how to tell time." Kagome took Sango by the hand and walked off leaving Miroku and Inuyasha to fend for themselves. "Well what do we do now?" Asked Inuyasha while Miroku checked out every single girl who walked past him. He then spotted a store which had a lot of interesting things inside so he walked towards the store without answering Inuyasha's questions. "And Kagome expects us to.. huh? Miroku?" Inuyasha turned around to see that Miroku was gone. He then spotted Miroku entering a store that was called (The Fun House) "Miroku what are you doing?" He said as he walked towards the monk. Miroku pointed into the store which had different gadgets in it. "Lets check it out shall we?" He said as he walked in. Inuyasha just followed not wanting to be left alone in this strange place.

KAGOME AND SANGO:

"Oh Kagome what's this?" asked Sango while she pointed to a basket of bath beads. "Oh those are bath beads, you just put them in the bath tub and they dissolve in the water and smell nice." Answered Kagome. Sango looked at the tuns of different scents on the labels and picked out the vanilla bath beads. Kagome paid for them and then looked at her watch. It said 7:00 P.M. "OH GODS!! Sango we've left the boys alone in the mall for 3 hours we gotta go NOW!" with that she grabbed the demon slayers hand and ran out of the store. While they were searching for the boys they heard a man screaming and it was coming from the fun house store. "oh no don't tell me they went inside the sex store."

Kagome ran towards the store to find Inuyasha holding a man up by the throat. "YOU WANT ME TO PUT WHAT UP MY ASS!!" Inuyasha yelled at the poor man who was only trying to explain to him how the butt plugs worked. Kagome's eyes went wide with horror. Sango spotted Miroku who was currently stuffing condoms in his pockets. Kagome ran over to Inuyasha and got in between the two of them. "Inuyasha um I think we should go." Kagome slowly tried to urge the hanyou away from the poor man." The man looked at her and plainly said "Maam these boys are disrupting my store if it doesn't stop I'll call the police." Kagome then looked at the store clerk in panic. "I'm so sorry sir he's not well ya know ah he hasn't been taking his medication and um rage issues yeah." She lied as she stood in front of Inuyasha waving her hands in panic. "Rage issues why I ought to!!" Inuyasha was cut off when kagome gave him the death glare that said he was already in for a lot of sits as it is. So he just stopped talking and played along and started acting like a crazy guy.

"Oh I'm so pretty I'm a pretty little girl ehehe where's my bra?" He said as he grabbed one of the bra's off the rack and put it on his head. "Oh I'm so pretty and witty and smart yeah sing it girls." He was dancing around with a bra on his head and he couldn't believe he was doing this. At the sight of this Kagome put her hands over her face in embarrassment I mean she wanted him to play along but not that much. Meanwhile Miroku was being beaten up by Sango with one of the dominatrix whip's that were hanging on the wall. They had stopped suddenly when they saw what Inuyasha was doing.

Kagome was so embarrassed she was just thanking the heavens her mother wasn't here to see this. "ehehe as you can see he's very sick so uh okay Inuyasha time to go see the doctor." She said as she got behind him and started pushing him towards the entrance. "Oh why hello doctor." Inuyasha said while starring at a stuffed monkey on the shelf." Kagome was talking between clenched teeth.. "oh no no no Inuyasha not that doctor." She kept pushing him towards the entrance. Sango and Miroku and followed them out. Kagome ran back into the store and handed the store clerk a 20 dollar bill. "You never saw any of this okay!" she said, he nodded and smiled and Kagome exited the store.

As they got to the parking lot Inuyasha pulled the bra off his head and scowled. " I can't believe I had to do that Kagome what the hell was that about anyway!" He asked as he opened the car door and slammed it shut when he sat on the seat. "You know I would like to ask that very same question." Miroku said from the back seat. "Inuyasha, Miroku you two were in a sex store okay A SEX STORE!! Where you shop for items that help your sexual pleasure! And YOU Inuyasha attacked the store keeper! I had to make something up!" Inuyasha wasn't happy either. "I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS A SEX STORE AND MIROKU DRAGGED ME THERE IT'S AL HIS FAULT!!" he yelled as he pointed towards the monk. "INUYASHA SIT!!" She sat him in the car and he hit his head on the roof of it. "WILL YOU QUITE THAT!!" he yelled back. "calm down Inuyasha I to didn't know it was that kind of a place." Came Miroku's response. "Kagome I must apologize for beating on Miroku in the store its just he was stuffing those condo's in his pocket and he stole a thong from the store earlier I do apologize." Said Sango as she sat in the back ashamed. Kagome turned to Miroku. "Listen you can't steal things here or else we could get into trouble from now on don't touch anything unless I say so." Miroku nodded in understanding. "Alright since your not from my time I forgive you okay but I think it would be best if we all went back to the shrine to rest its been a long day." Kagome said as everyone nodded in agreement and they drove off towards Kagome's house.

AN: Well I hope you liked the first chapter please read and review and I will

update as soon as I can.