Man Vs Hedgehog
In Lincoln's room; the albino haired kid was on a laptop watching a video of a guy who looked like Catfish Booray, but in red clothes.
"Hello again, I'm John Booray, and I'm going to show you some amazing animals that reside in Jellystone Park, now I got permission from the head ranger of the park, Ranger Smith." the man known as John Booray said.
"This should be interesting." said Lincoln.
Sonic then climbed into the room.
"Don't mind me, just looking for the Sega Genesis." said Sonic.
He started looking through many boxes before pulling out said vintage console.
"Here we go." said Sonic.
He then saw the video Lincoln was watching and became confused.
"What're you watching anyways?" said Sonic.
"Another live streamed episode of John Booray into the Wild." said Lincoln
"Really?" said Sonic.
He sat down on the floor and started watching the video.
Lincoln turned to Sonic.
"What about your old school gaming?" said Lincoln.
"It can wait till tomorrow." said Sonic.
Lincoln nodded.
"Okay." said Lincoln.
"Now as you may already know, Jellystone park has tons of bears in this place, and no hedgehogs. What a relief that is since hedgehog's are the worst animals in existance. " said John.
A record scratching sound was heard and Sonic became mad.
"What?" said Sonic.
Lincoln gulped.
"This won't end well." said Lincoln.
"That's right, hedgehogs are terrible creatures. I prefer rats over those spiky European creatures." said John.
Sonic stood up and clenched his fists.
"I'll give that guy what for." said Sonic.
He started walking to the ladder, but was stopped by Lincoln.
"Sonic, if you were the better man, you wouldn't try to start anything." said Lincoln.
"He started it by dissing hedgehogs." said Sonic.
Lincoln sighed and turned to a box.
"I know you're unhappy right now, but this won't-"Lincoln said before turning to where Sonic was at only to see he was gone, "And he's gone."
Then Meek, Wart, Luna, CatDog, and Winslow entered the attic with bowls of food.
"Alright then, time to see where John is at now." said Wart.
"Probably ready for the hospital." Said Lincoln.
The other became confused.
"Hospital, why?" said Cat.
"Well Sonic was in the room getting the Sega Genesis, he heard John dissing hedgehogs, and chances are he's going to kill the nature show host." said Lincoln.
The group became shocked.
Winslow however laughed.
"This'll be a great show." said Winslow.
Everyone glared at the Rat.
"What?" said Winslow.
Everyone just looked at the computer.
"During this show, I'll show you how to build a lean tube, forage off the land, look for bears, and bear safety." said John, "But first, time for some lunch, luckily I brought a picnic basket with some trimmings."
He pulled out a picnic basket and opened it up only for a green fart cloud to emerge from the basket and get into John's face.
The smoke cleared up and the man eventually passed out and fell on the ground.
A chuckling Sonic appeared where John was standing and raised a leg up before farting.
"Hello, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, and today I'm going to show you how to mess with a nature show live streaming podcaster's bloated ego." said Sonic, "This is Hedgehog Vs Celebrities."
Then the video quickly changed to Sonic standing in space jamming on his electric guitar.
Everyone became confused.
"Am I the only one disturbed by the fact that Sonic had an intro planned out for a show he just came up with?" said Dog.
"No even I'm shocked." said Cat.
"And this is being live streamed." said Luna.
The intro eventually finished up and Sonic was still in front of the camera.
"For this show, I'm going to pull off a ton of pranks on John Booray to teach him for dissing hedgehogs, but I won't tell you what I'll do as it'll be a surprise." said Sonic.
He then chuckled mischevously.
"This is going to be fun." said Sonic.
Meek pulled out a trumpet and started playing a funeral song on it.
Everyone glared at Meek.
The meerkat noticed everyone staring at him before he stopped playing the trumpet.
He walked over to a window and opening it up and tossing the trumpet out, hitting something followed by a screaming sound.
"I'm okay." said a voice.
"Throw away your other trumpets as well." ordered Winslow.
Meek did that and also threw a clutch, a fridge, and the kitchen sink out the window.
The same screaming sound is heard.
"I'm okay." said the same voice.
"Wow, he even did the kitchen sink. What're the odds?" said Lincoln.
"Anything else to throw out?" said Winslow.
Meek pulled out his electric guitar.
"Just this guitar I got for my birthday, but it's to valuable." said Meek.
Winslow nodded an threw and car out the window and the same screaming is heard.
"I'm still okay." said the same voice.
"We should stop harming Captain Man." said Dog.
"Yeah we probably should." said Cat.
Then Captain Man entered the attic and pinned Cat to the wall.
"I DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG!" yelled Cat.
Captain Man then pulled out a tiny tea bag and sniffed it.
"Cat nip." said Captain Man.
Cat chuckled nervously.
"Uh, it's for my glaucoma." said Cat.