To be a bunch of oneshots I had on my Tumblr. Some were removed in the banning of explicit content they did, and I have most saved so here I am, posting them. Title is a reference to "life has many doors, edd boi". Chapters all unrelated to eachother unless labeled other wise. Many hinted nsfw moments, nothing graphic. R&R please!

(Sequel to Ones Last Stand!) The remainder of existence was supposed to thrive with the battle ending. For most it did. Most moved on. Some took their time, but an unlucky few couldn't shake it all from their mind. The most well known being has returned, and boy were they displeased by what they came back to.

Sometimes he wonders why he even bothers.. then he remembers. Besides, even if you don't get along with your siblings, no one messes with family and gets away with it. Chap update: Time for Strife to stop napping and Get to work!

In a time past, Humanity had it's guardians; those that would fight the Dregs of Hell and the Lords of Heaven during the coming Endwar. But that was long ago, as the centuries past the Protectors of Man fell silent, disappearing from the surface of the world-hiding, waiting, protecting from the Shadows. Oneshot.

Fury finds out that the Maker's Forge has great acoustics.

Fury erhascht einen letzten Blick auf ihren Bruder Strife, bevor sie in Ulthanes Portal versinkt. Seine Anwesenheit wirft nur noch weitere Fragen auf, deren Beantwortung jedoch warten muss. Es gilt die Menschheit zu beschützen und mit den letzten Überlebenden einer verdammten Rasse im Schlepptau begibt sich Fury auf die Reise in eine ungewisse Zukunft.

A looming and incredibly bossy Horseman on your shoulder that you accidentally summoned? Cake walk. The real challenge is to send him away without the help of the very pen that summoned him. Fantastic! Rated T for language, but everything is quite light and humorous. No pairings, but definitely some friendship for the lonely Horseman. (Written through 2nd person POV)

A mixture of drabbles. Latest: Simper. "Witness her accomplishment."

Sam is a "Special" demon. She has quite a history, and as it eventually catches up to her, she meets people, loses a few, gets broken down and rebuilt.- (First 4 chapters are sorta bad, gets better. The beginning of the story, I wrote in 7th grade and I'm now past high school, it gets better over time. Fixed last few chapters, they got mixed up. Part 2 soon? M version? Ask me! R&R)

Maya has the gift to see the future by visions that comes from her dreams, a heritage from her father's blood, but she doesn't know who she really is. A secret kept from her since the beginning. But when she sees herself in the grip of the man that triggered the End War, she realizes that dreams can come true whether you like it or not. Rated T, but will probably be M

After the End War, and after the resurrection of humanity, the denizens of the three Kingdoms find a new planet for humans to live on. Thing is, everyone else wants to live there, too. This should be fun.

What if there was an alternative universe where the Crowfather was not associated with crows?

Another Darksiders story...with a twist. Saint. Micheal had a daughter born on Earth who was named Meridia. And she was meant as both guide and companion to War until she has found true love. {I suck with summaries apparently.} Yes, the name Meridia is from skyrim if any of you {The readers} have played it for yourselves. she is a Daedra prince.

Trans!Strife. A fluff fic in which Strife feels wrong in his body and a friend hear's him out. There's one use of "cunt" but that's all.

This is more of a wierd au version where the horsemen are evilish and goes along with some of the stuff in the bible.

"War!" Strife's up to no good and War's life is in danger. Later War/OC, maybe M

Death has friends, but they are animals. And they aren't exactly the cuddling kind either, Dust is a perverted crow and Despair would rather ear your ear than hug you. What is Death without a bit of fuzzy fun in his life? This one is a Death with an OC story, If you likely, leave a review! I have plans to complete other stories before this one.

Yes yet another Darksiders story from yours truly. Only centered around Death and his half breed daughter, Orion. The first Horseman/Angel hybrid ever known to mankind.

Sets of drabbles. Flowers and plants have meanings and as such, we use them to say things we might not say out loud. Ch. 2: Phariseer visits and Ursa has a nightmare.

Short drabbles. Ch. 1: Ursa catches a cold and feeling sick and miserable, while Judicator stops by for a visit. EDIT: fixed the display problems.

You'll admit while playing Darksiders you spent a fair amount of time wondering what it would be like to travel with War and try to awkwardly flirt your way into his heart. Unfortunately you never really considered how hard it would be to stay alive or how many people would like to sink their claws into your flesh and yank out your information.

A young girl from the White City wants to travel the cosmos. An Akuma slave child dreams of escaping the hellish tyranny that is her planet. Two unlikely friends share a common dream. How will they do it, though? And who stands in their way? Heaven? Hell? The Counsel?

You were wandering around the ruined earth during the Apocalypse with one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. After a long journey, you two encounter an abandoned record store. You and Fury decided to go inside to see what there is to find. (No pronouns were used for the Reader character)

In the aftermath of Charade Death resurrects mankind and the Nephilim, triggering Darksiders III.

This takes place immediately after the end of darksiders 2. My version of what happens next.