Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. At all. If I did, I wouldn't be writing this from a cardboard box eating cold peas out of a tin.
I may have lied a little there. I would never eat peas.
AN: This story is really random, I know, but it's just whatever's in my head at the time. And I get inspiration from my best friends who are the weirdest and most awesome people I know.
I don't know how IM services usually work, but in this one, whatever they start typing comes up straight away, so they can get cut off a lot. But they can delete conversations as well. Well, some of them can. The ones the teachers think are responsible enough. So in this, basically Lily and Remus. Go Remus! Set in their fourth year.
Names of characters:
Remus Lupin – FurryLittleProblem
Sirius Black – SeriousLeeWhite
Peter Pettigrew – LittleRat
James Potter – LovingLily
Lily Evans – NoChance_James
Severus Snape – HalfBloodPrince
Albus Dumbledore – Albus_Dumbledore
IM: Marauders style.
Chapter one: Date with Lily?
LovingLily has entered the chatroom.
LovingLily: Oh. All by myself. Tralalalalaala, tralalaalalaa, dobeedo, dobeedoooooooooooooo...
LittleRat has entered the chatroom.
LovingLily: ...ooooooooooooooooo...
LittleRat: James? Hi! What are you...
LovingLily: ...oooooooooooooo...
LittleRat: James! What are you doing? I...
LovingLily: ...ooooooooooooo! All done. Hey Wormtail!
LittleRat: Prongs, I need to ask you, what did McGonnagal...
SeriousLeeWhite has entered the chatroom.
LittleRat: Dammit! I hate it cutting me off mid...
FurryLittleProblem has entered the chatroom.
FurryLittleProblem: ro8934rkgrereopgr3~G:gm
SeriousLeeWhite: And a ro8934rkgrereopgr3~G:gm to you too, Moony!
FurryLittleProblem: Sorry Padfoot, computer keeps playing up.
LittleRat: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by Moony and Padfoot, I needed to ask you a question. What did...
HalfBloodPrince has entered the chatroom.
LittleRat: Oh, for the love of...
HalfBloodPrince: Language, Pettigrew. Professor Slughorn was looking for you, Black, and he doesn't sound very happy about it.
SeriousLeeWhite: You snivelling git, Snivellous! I suppose you came on here to rat me out, you sneaky, slimy... Oh crap!
SeriousLeeWhite has left the chatroom.
HalfBloodPrince: No, actually, I'm here to gloat. James, would you be able to guess who has a date with Lily Evans on Friday in Hogsmeade.
LovingLily: If you say you, I swear I'll curse you through the computer until your *ahem*, until something turns green and falls off!
HalfBloodPrince: ...Right, it's not me.
HalfBloodPrince has left the chatroom.
LittleRat: What was that all about?
FurryLittleProblem: Oh, Prongs, I'm so sorry! Must be tough for you, mate.
LovingLily: I'll kill him. I'll string him up by his...
LittleRat: What's going on?
Loving Lily: PISS OFF WORMTAIL!
LittleRat: Bye then.
LittleRat has left the chatroom.
FurryLittleProblem: Well, that was a bit harsh.
LovingLily: Yeah.
FurryLittleProblem: QWeRtYJmHcJJf
LovingLily: Yeah... What?
FurryLittleProblem: Computer playing up. Don't know why. It keeps typing stuff when I don't want it to.
LovingLily: So what do I do? I don't want to lose her.
FurryLittleProblem: Just stop going after her. Don't always agree with everything she says. Be your own person. Stop being so cruel to Snivellous. I mean Severus. And that head of yours could do with a little deflating as well.
LovingLily: Yeah! That might work! From now on I'll stop showering her with flowers and Honeydukes finest. I'm not going to speak to her for a month...
NoChance_James has entered the chatroom.
LovingLily: Hi Lily! X X 3 XD
FurryLittleProblem: Not exactly what I meant, mate.
NoChance_James: ...Need I say more?
LovingLily: Why not? We're perfect for each other! Come on, just think about it!
NoChance_James: ...No.
LovingLily: Why? What are you doing Friday?
NoChance_James: Going to Hogsmeade. Why?
FurryLittleProblem: James...
LovingLily: Because I was just thinking, maybe you and me could...
NoChance_James: Sorry, I'm already going with someone else.
LovingLily: Oh. Is it Snivellous?
NoChance_James: Yes. And don't call him Snivellous, it's Severus.
LovingLily. Oh. :(
LovingLily has left the chatroom.
FurryLittleProblem: Are you really going with Severus?
NoChance_James: No.
FurryLittleProblem: Because he said you were just a minute ago.
NoChance_James: Did he? Did he now? Right, got to do something.
NoChance_James has left the chatroom.
FurryLittleProblem: ...Well that was awkward. ... Hey, I'm all by myself. I can say what I like! Dumbledore is gay.
Dumbledore is gay.
Dumbledore is gay.
Dumbledore is gay.
Dumbledore is...
Albus_Dumbledore has entered the chatoom.
FurryLittleProblem: ...gay.
Dumbledore is gay.
Albus_Dumbledore: Remus?
FurryLittleProblem has left the chatroom.
Albus_Dumbledore: Man, that kid's good.
Albus_Dumbledore has left the chatroom.
AN: I know everyone says this, but can you please review? It's my first story on this site, and I want to know if it's actually worth me writing stories on here. And if it's worth writing more of this 'story'.
And if you're on here, reading these, then you clearly have nothing better to do, and no real excuse for not reviewing. And if you do have work, then you're obviously trying not to do any of your work, and reviewing is a good excuse to waste time. Either way, review if you want to, or if you want more! Love you all for actually reading the story :D.